How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

[G-drag]

Instant five year old hard-ons. Followed by: five year old blow jobs; five year old ball sucking; five year old sixty-nining; five year old nipple pinching, licking, kissing; five year old neck nuzzling, ear licking, cheek nibbling; five year old deep tongue soul kisses; five year old ass fucking....

My god. I'm not sure if that's horrifying or incredible.


i mean can most five year olds even get hardons augh i have to google this now


EDIT: I have done research. And it turns out babies can get erections before birth and have been observed masturbating in the womb. So I guess the above really isn't that unusual at all. :V


I HAVE BEEN EDUCATED TODAY.

"Ma'am, I think your water just broke!"
"Naw, I'm fine, my baby just came."

Lol, does that also mean, like, if you a female baby who could get horny and stuff, then that female baby could also get pregnant? O.=.o Could you imagine a pregnant baby inside a pregnant woman!

[Runa]

"Ma'am, I think your water just broke!"
"Naw, I'm fine, my baby just came."

Lol, does that also mean, like, if you a female baby who could get horny and stuff, then that female baby could also get pregnant? O.=.o Could you imagine a pregnant baby inside a pregnant woman!

Oh good god, please tell me you're joking...

[zqfmgb]

Humans aren't tribbles. You can't get something pregnant that isn't sexually mature.

[Vixen Lovepaw]

i remember now....wow....it was about 6 and i had a friend and he would let me grind on him and he would touch me....he was much older than me though...of course i was 6 and he was 12....he was my best friend, well one day his mom walked in on us just like...not even doing anything too bad he was laying against me and we got in trouble and he had to move. I was living on a military base and he lived across from me. His name was Jaime <3 i think he was my real first love....then after that it kinda....dissappeared from my mind


Then when i was in the 6th grade i had watched my first hentai, thats when i started clit play and kinda followed what the characters were doing and such. o.o then i saw my first porn about a few days after.

[Freon Hotshot]

Lol, does that also mean, like, if you a female baby who could get horny and stuff, then that female baby could also get pregnant? O.=.o Could you imagine a pregnant baby inside a pregnant woman!

*facepalm*

Yay infinite pregnancy!
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post ... &id=685296

[G-drag]

Sorry about the dumb question... I was sorta joking sorta inquiring and curious, I mean because baby have been observed jerking it in the womb so ya... Just disregard my question ^.=.^ and infinite pregnancy would be scary!

[TheNeoLoneWolf]

My first time? Well, It was about 7 or 8 years ago on Easter night. I was laying in bed thinking about where eggs come from. (although I had it completely wrong) Anyway, this pretty much sums up that first night

[ReynGoldfur]

BOY DO I LOVE RUBBER DICKS.

This has become my new favourite phrase. Ever. XD

[ReynGoldfur]

What the hey, let's have an actual reply.

Started pawing when I was pretty young.. before I was actually capable of ejaculation infact. I remember being upset when I first spooged cos then I had to STOP pawing to clean it up >.>

First toys were the usual Ghetto ones, which I didn't get into until I was into the more 'socially normal' age of sexual maturity (i.e. 16-ish) having spent the previous 15 years believing I was straight. HAH. Showed me. But yeah... hairbrush handle, toothbrush handle, my own paw, novelty jumbo pencil (that was fun, very carefully sanded down with some sandpaper I stole from school to make sure it didn't splinter ) - it got to the point for about 4-5 months when I was 17 that I was using ghetto toys that frequently that I was able to take toys of the 'average' diameter without even lubing them or myself up first - ah, good times <3

First PROPER toy I got was from a local Victoria's Secret store, actually. I bought it on pretense of a gag gift for a mate (was a tiny thing, blue plastic vibe with a pot of lube) but gawd knows it saw it's true purpose - still lives in the Drawer o' Cocks in our bedroom! After that I got into the swing of things and had a suction-cupped 9-incher, uncupped 12" vibe, buttplug, anal beads.. the works. I did attempt to DP myself with them once or twice but I could never work up the courage to try it when I got round to having one up there and another ready >.>;

My first 'furry' toy was a medium-sized medium-firmness canine dildo from this very website, iirc. Oh, was that ever a fun and enlightening weekend <3