How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby Night Fur » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:35 am

started masturbating: age 10

ghetto toys: about age 12 (anal and "sunny D bottle for false vagina" (FYI...bottles like that cut the skin on your kawk something fierce!) anal toys included Candle sticks, wine bottles "long neck ones" tubes, cucumbers
(stopped when my mother starting asking why i kept "eating" them with the skin and only 4 days after she bought them)
real toys: about age 15 (my mother went to a party and when i was cleaning out my room (punishment prereason) she threw away a gift bag with a NEW unopened orange dildo with a built in vibrator head in the silicon...that lasted only a year (excessive use implied) After that i started doing Autofellio in my mid 15 >:3 and ghetto toys until a friend ordered me the fennec as a surprise gift and i found it...simply murrific!
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby abdelhazred » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:33 am

Night Fur wrote:started masturbating: age 10

ghetto toys: about age 12 (anal and "sunny D bottle for false vagina" (FYI...bottles like that cut the skin on your kawk something fierce!) anal toys included Candle sticks, wine bottles "long neck ones" tubes, cucumbers
(stopped when my mother starting asking why i kept "eating" them with the skin and only 4 days after she bought them)
real toys: about age 15 (my mother went to a party and when i was cleaning out my room (punishment prereason) she threw away a gift bag with a NEW unopened orange dildo with a built in vibrator head in the silicon...that lasted only a year (excessive use implied) before i went back to ghetto toys until a friend ordered me the fennec as a surprise gift and i found it...simply murrific!

Wait, why in god's name would you take the skin off a cucumber? So you can have a watery piece of raw white vegetable with little to no nutritional value?
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby Night Fur » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:37 am

abdelhazred wrote:Wait, why in god's name would you take the skin off a cucumber? So you can have a watery piece of raw white vegetable with little to no nutritional value?


I said.... eating "with the skins" meaning she wondered why i wasn't peeling them before eating x3


and no i kept the skin on while using :P
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby Kitsuneboom » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:40 am

Um, I got my first toy when I was 16. It was scary. I've been masturbating since I was three.
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby Freon Hotshot » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:43 am

Night Fur wrote:
abdelhazred wrote:Wait, why in god's name would you take the skin off a cucumber? So you can have a watery piece of raw white vegetable with little to no nutritional value?


I said.... eating "with the skins" meaning she wondered why i wasn't peeling them before eating x3

That's what he meant :P

Made me hungry... I actually eat cucumbers whole, with skin and cutting with my teeth XD
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby abdelhazred » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:25 am

Freon Hotshot wrote:
Night Fur wrote:
abdelhazred wrote:Wait, why in god's name would you take the skin off a cucumber? So you can have a watery piece of raw white vegetable with little to no nutritional value?


I said.... eating "with the skins" meaning she wondered why i wasn't peeling them before eating x3

That's what he meant :P

Made me hungry... I actually eat cucumbers whole, with skin and cutting with my teeth XD

Yeah, I actually meant why would you peel them to eat them. The skin contains a good deal of fiber, as well as the color appeal.

I usually just cut them into chips and lightly salt or splash vinegar on them. I've never actually used a vegetable as a sex toy, but it seems summer squash and cucumbers are ideal for it. Just pick the size you want and you have an 80 cent dildo.
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby Night Fur » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:35 am

abdelhazred wrote:Just pick the size you want and you have an 80 cent dildo.



Thats so funny i laughed out loud in my room >.>
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby Monkey_zombie » Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:04 am

Less than a year now. MY little red rocket is all I have and most times I don't use him but if I just need to get off and my hand isn't enough I let him play with me and everything is good. He makes orgasams feel so much better.
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby CrimsonKurai » Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:51 pm

Well I matured sexually at a very young age, but I didnt really start playing till 9 *hey comparaed to some in here thats a lot* ..and that was just shower fun..I didnt use ghetto toys till 11, and then BAM i was shoving EVERYTHING up there.. look at my list in the ghetto toy thread..like DAMN.

anyways >.> , I didnt use semi real toys until 14?? I think.. and then real real toys till 18. ;_;
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby WuLung » Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:32 am

Toys, eh? Well, I glued a golf ball to the end of eight inches of 1.5" diameter PVC water pipe. Filleted the joint, added a "rocket nozzle", spray epoxied the whole thing white and hand detailed "spaceship" markings on it, then spray epoxied two layers of clear. I even made a display stand for it. The spaceship bit was camouflage. Besides sitting, out in the open, on my bookshelf in my bedroom, the only place it ever explored was my tail hole.

I was twelve at the time, the summer between seventh and eighth grades. My dad was real proud of how carefully I had sanded the thing between coats. Little did he know why I was being so careful to get a smooth finish! That was thirty five years ago.

A technical note. I had thought, "It's about the same size as I am when I'm hard, this should be fine." Yeah! BD doesn't even make a firmness as hard as golf balls and PVC pipe. Youch! "Easy on the re-entry, Captain!"

As for sex, I started much earlier than that. I had a best friend in kindergarten, and we would "spend the night" at each others houses. The first time I was at his house, his parents went out to dinner and left us with his grandmother. She sat in front of the TV and drank Scotch, and we got into his father's Playboy magazines. Instant five year old hard-ons. Followed by: five year old blow jobs; five year old ball sucking; five year old sixty-nining; five year old nipple pinching, licking, kissing; five year old neck nuzzling, ear licking, cheek nibbling; five year old deep tongue soul kisses; five year old ass fucking. Well, that last one first happened at my house, in my parents shower. But, you get the idea. If we spent time together, we made time for sex, sneaking it in as only "little kids" can. We were best friends until the end of sixth grade, when his parents divorced and he moved away. We lost touch after that, but it was nice while it lasted.
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby zqfmgb » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:34 am

WuLung wrote:Well, I glued a golf ball to the end of eight inches of 1.5" diameter... I was twelve at the time... I had thought, "It's about the same size as I am when I'm hard"...


Wow. If you were that size at 12? One would think there was more to come later.
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby eclipsedxheart » Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:42 am

i started masturbating and having orgasms when i was about 3-4 years old, though it was all external clit play. of course i had NO idea what i was doing, i just knew it felt good and the ending was REALLY good. i Started inserting fingers when i was about 12 and used my first ghetto toys around 13.
first toy i ever used was the bottom end of an electric toothbrush. my favorite toy for a very long time was this hairspray bottle i had. with the cap on it had a tapered top and was pretty decently thick for my age at the time. That thing was my best friend for a couple years until my mom threw it away thinking it was just another random empty bottle of hair product. you'd think she shot my boyfriend. i was crushed XD
shortly after that i had my first serious relationship, and didnt have to use toys much. finally when i turned 18 i purchased my first REAL vibrator from an adult store (it didnt last long, i broke it's internal spine within the first week but it still made a decent dildo). since ive built up a small collection and even experimented with DP.... which to my own surprise, i liked. (still not completely used to anal on it's own though)
and now im coming up on 21 and i'm here heheh.
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby AustinFetish » Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:13 pm

eclipsedxheart wrote: my favorite toy for a very long time was this hairspray bottle i had. with the cap on it had a tapered top and was pretty decently thick for my age at the time.


I can't help but wonder if it was similar to the first bottle that I used to penetrate myself also. It was a small plastic hairspray bottle with a pump top. It was about 7" - 8" tall if you include the bush down pump top/cap. It was 5.5" in circumference.

It was dark red, very similar to the Bad Dragon logo on the top of these forum pages. I think the brand of hairspray was Suave.

It felt good to be penetrated, but it also hurt just slightly. The slight pain from stretching felt very interesting though, and I imaginged that is what a woman should feel if she were penetrated by a very thick cock. So, after my ass was very used to that 5.5" circumference, I decided to try the next size plastic bottle in the bathroom so that I could feel the intense and wonderful sensation of feeling my hole stretch during penetration. All the while I imagined women masturbating with similar objects. I didn't think of my ass and cocks. I fantasized about women exploring and trying thicker and thicker bottles, cuccumbers, etc... in their vaginas.
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby eclipsedxheart » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:34 pm

AustinFetish wrote:
eclipsedxheart wrote: my favorite toy for a very long time was this hairspray bottle i had. with the cap on it had a tapered top and was pretty decently thick for my age at the time.


I can't help but wonder if it was similar to the first bottle that I used to penetrate myself also. It was a small plastic hairspray bottle with a pump top. It was about 7" - 8" tall if you include the bush down pump top/cap. It was 5.5" in circumference.



LOL it was suave! but mine was white and silver. dimensions sound the same though. i used to lock the top and fill it with hot water, it was nice.
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby WuLung » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:45 am

zqfmgb wrote:
WuLung wrote:Well, I glued a golf ball to the end of eight inches of 1.5" diameter... I was twelve at the time... I had thought, "It's about the same size as I am when I'm hard"...


Wow. If you were that size at 12? One would think there was more to come later.


At the time, I was thinking more about diameter than length, and the golf ball was just barely wider than the head of my dick, when I was full on hard. No way was I as long as my "spaceship". It measured 10.75" overall, tip of nozzle to front of golf ball. I'm full grown now, and I've been told I'm 'hung", but it ain't ten inches long!

Any of you "size queens" really want my stats, you'll just have to ask me in private. ;-P
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby AustinFetish » Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:49 pm

eclipsedxheart wrote:
AustinFetish wrote:
eclipsedxheart wrote: my favorite toy for a very long time was this hairspray bottle i had. with the cap on it had a tapered top and was pretty decently thick for my age at the time.


I can't help but wonder if it was similar to the first bottle that I used to penetrate myself also. It was a small plastic hairspray bottle with a pump top. It was about 7" - 8" tall if you include the bush down pump top/cap. It was 5.5" in circumference.



LOL it was suave! but mine was white and silver. dimensions sound the same though. i used to lock the top and fill it with hot water, it was nice.


I've filled empty bottles with hot water too. If some of the bottles were not empty, I'd just soak them in hot water. That was always nice.
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby eclipsedxheart » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:55 pm

OH and cant forget the water jets in my mom's jacuzzi tub. mmmmmm @o@
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby Shimizu » Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:25 am

Now I feel weird... I'm a guy, and I didn't start masturbating until I was 14-15 :oops:
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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby Mizuumi » Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:43 am

WuLung wrote:Instant five year old hard-ons. Followed by: five year old blow jobs; five year old ball sucking; five year old sixty-nining; five year old nipple pinching, licking, kissing; five year old neck nuzzling, ear licking, cheek nibbling; five year old deep tongue soul kisses; five year old ass fucking....



My god. I'm not sure if that's horrifying or incredible.


i mean can most five year olds even get hardons augh i have to google this now


EDIT: I have done research. And it turns out babies can get erections before birth and have been observed masturbating in the womb. So I guess the above really isn't that unusual at all. :V


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Re: How long have you been using toys(or whatnot)

Postby AustinFetish » Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:36 pm

Shimizu wrote:Now I feel weird... I'm a guy, and I didn't start masturbating until I was 14-15 :oops:


Don't feel weird. I didn't know about reaching orgasm by masturbating till I was the same age. I didn't even know what I was doing before that, except for that I was touching myself.
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