Masturbation gone wrong!
Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Runa » Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:12 pm
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was sounding with a curtain rod, and failed to see one side was split open, so when I went to pull out, it got stuck? This resulted in me ripping a strip of flesh out from inside my urethra....
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Anubis » Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:38 pm
Runa wrote:Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was sounding with a curtain rod, and failed to see one side was split open, so when I went to pull out, it got stuck? This resulted in me ripping a strip of flesh out from inside my urethra....
Ummm... Ouch? D: Thats brutal. >.<
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Freon Hotshot » Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:37 pm
Gotta be careful with your ghetto toys, not only in the craphole, but also the peehole.
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Kristina » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:37 pm
Runa wrote:Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was sounding with a curtain rod, and failed to see one side was split open, so when I went to pull out, it got stuck? This resulted in me ripping a strip of flesh out from inside my urethra....
Yipes! Gadzooks... I don't even have your parts and that made me flinch and cross my legs. Owowowow!
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Ekizel » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:24 am
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by ssbn732 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:37 am
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Thats all I can say, that just, oh god, it made my entire fucking boddy quiver in mental pain. You know how when you see a realy painfull video, or hear a REALY painfull story, you can feel that part of your body in pain? Well, sufice to say, that pain was an instant b-b-b-bonerkill...
Thats all I can say, that just, oh god, it made my entire fucking boddy quiver in mental pain. You know how when you see a realy painfull video, or hear a REALY painfull story, you can feel that part of your body in pain? Well, sufice to say, that pain was an instant b-b-b-bonerkill...
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by ByyakoKitsune69 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:33 am
FUCK!!! RUNA!! ARE YOU BATSHIT INSANE?! *shudders in horror.* Kuso! Now I have this awful image in my head and I'm completely squicked out. Great I think you knocked my libido out cold! Brrr...I don't do blood or pain. Gigantic turn off there.
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by BBmG » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:30 pm
Runa wrote:Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was sounding with a curtain rod, and failed to see one side was split open, so when I went to pull out, it got stuck? This resulted in me ripping a strip of flesh out from inside my urethra....
Oh one hand... That makes my imaginary penis hurt, but on the other...That's kinda hot. :3 Blood & pain for the win. Betcha next time you double check the integrity of the item before you shove it down your urethra! xD
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Quail » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:59 pm
I'm still hunched in pain at the thought, lol.
My bf finds blood a turn on though, so I'm not safe even when on my monthly. o-O;;;
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Shimera » Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:59 pm
Now I have one...
Today I awaken and my mother reorganized my wardrobe. Okay, nothing wrong, but then I realized that's THERE I put my lube.
But I checked and it was still there.
Although she called me and asked why I was using this thing... I said it was only for masturbation. Then she replied: Only for normal masturbation? I replied "yes" again. Then, she stared at me and asked if my brother have something to do with it. I was like
, then I said no. Yet she still gave me a creepy stare...
Today I awaken and my mother reorganized my wardrobe. Okay, nothing wrong, but then I realized that's THERE I put my lube.
But I checked and it was still there.Although she called me and asked why I was using this thing... I said it was only for masturbation. Then she replied: Only for normal masturbation? I replied "yes" again. Then, she stared at me and asked if my brother have something to do with it. I was like
, then I said no. Yet she still gave me a creepy stare...A mythologic chimera. Yeah, that was what he said.
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Freon Hotshot » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:08 pm
Shimera wrote:Only for normal masturbation?
Awkward... She maky know or suspect about the anal stimulation
Should've said "If you consider autoerotic asphyxiation with scrotum piercing play and urethral sounding normal, then sure, it's normal masturbation" XD
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by ByyakoKitsune69 » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:50 am
then the look on her face would have been priceless and she'd have the mother of all freakouts!
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Placebo » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:03 am
Holy fricken crap Runa! Did a small tv in the background turn on and say "I want to play a game"?
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by ssbn732 » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:41 am
Placebo wrote:Holy fricken crap Runa! Did a small tv in the background turn on and say "I want to play a game"?
Ok, as disturbing as the whole thing is, that comment made me rofl.
Shimera wrote:Now I have one...
Today I awaken and my mother reorganized my wardrobe. Okay, nothing wrong, but then I realized that's THERE I put my lube.
Although she called me and asked why I was using this thing... I said it was only for masturbation. Then she replied: Only for normal masturbation? I replied "yes" again. Then, she stared at me and asked if my brother have something to do with it. I was like
Your mother suspects incest it seems, best not to disapoint her! *runs from the flying bricks*
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Monkey_zombie » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:30 am
incest is hot when its consentual
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Wise Guy Yaken » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:47 am
Quail wrote:I'm still hunched in pain at the thought, lol.
My bf finds blood a turn on though, so I'm not safe even when on my monthly. o-O;;;
Just a random piece of info: It's 75% more likely and 200% easier to have an orgasm while on your period, the reason being, is more blood flow to the vaginal canal, which makes you more sensitive. He sounds like he just wants to please you if you ask me X)
Monkey_zombie wrote:incest is hot when its consentual
And yeah, incest is hot... I spent 5 years fucking my little brother, who is 4 years younger than me... He was a fucking mastermind though and it pissed me off... At first, it was great, and free, then he started asking what he would get in return, so i started giving him $1 every time, and then he realized that what i was doing would get me in trouble if he told, so he started black mailing me... I think i was out about $500, several video games, a GameBoy SP, and a LOT of porn to keep him quiet.
I was nice though! I always blew him... And he loved my chocolate flavored condoms X)
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Runa » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:44 pm
Placebo wrote:Holy fricken crap Runa! Did a small tv in the background turn on and say "I want to play a game"?
I don't know, I was too busy freaking out...but if it did, I passed the test
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Wise Guy Yaken » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:40 pm
Got a new one, not that bad...
Last night i was pawing off, and decided to put a rubber band tightly around the base of my cock. I just wanted to see what it felt like. Well, when I came, it wasn't coming out, and that sucks, cuz I am overproductive.... I started going "Ow ow ow ow ow! Fuck!" and trying to get it off. My roommate came in wanting to know if i was okay, and seen me pulling the rubber band off my dick and all the cum just dripping out. I'm lucky, hes a fur and just laughed at me, but i aint ever doing that again...
Last night i was pawing off, and decided to put a rubber band tightly around the base of my cock. I just wanted to see what it felt like. Well, when I came, it wasn't coming out, and that sucks, cuz I am overproductive.... I started going "Ow ow ow ow ow! Fuck!" and trying to get it off. My roommate came in wanting to know if i was okay, and seen me pulling the rubber band off my dick and all the cum just dripping out. I'm lucky, hes a fur and just laughed at me, but i aint ever doing that again...
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Freon Hotshot » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:46 pm
Wise Guy Yaken wrote:Got a new one, not that bad...
Last night i was pawing off, and decided to put a rubber band tightly around the base of my cock. I just wanted to see what it felt like. Well, when I came, it wasn't coming out, and that sucks, cuz I am overproductive.... I started going "Ow ow ow ow ow! Fuck!" and trying to get it off. My roommate came in wanting to know if i was okay, and seen me pulling the rubber band off my dick and all the cum just dripping out. I'm lucky, hes a fur and just laughed at me, but i aint ever doing that again...
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Re: Masturbation gone wrong!
by Cillin » Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:52 pm
Wtf dude? Gay insect? My god im scared.
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