Small Razor and Helmutt Review

[scrubwolf]

Razor
Overview
Size: Small
Firmness: 5
Colour: Suprise me!

Odering
Ordering was fairly easy. I had to use FireFox to place my order because the page would not load correctly for IE. That's just a nitpick though.

Packaging and Delivering
Not much to say except it arrived pretty quick; it took maybe a week.

The Toy
I got this because 1) i was tired of waiting for the Helmutt to get to me from Zeta, and 2) because after I placed my order with Zeta I realized that my eyes were bigger than my anus . The knot on the Helmutt is 2.75" compared to 1.9" on the razor. I received the toy in beige; I'm not wild about the color, but I was impatient and didn't want to wait very long to get it.

Toy Use
As soon as I got home from the post office I put it to use. This is an awesome toy. The shape feels really nice, and I can just barely take the knot which feels pretty fantastic too. The level 5 firmess allowed the knot to go in easier than I thought it would.

Overall I give the toy a 10/10! It is small but that's one of the reason I got it.

Zeta's Helmutt
Overview
Size: It comes in one size: 6.5" tip to sheath, 2.75" wide X 2.25" deep X 1.5" tall knot, 4" from tip to top of knot, 1.5" wide shaft.
Firmness: medium
Colour: I ordered black but I received red (which I now think looks better than black)

Odering
Ordering was fairly easy.

Packaging and Delivering
I ordered this toy on Dec 3, and received it Jan 25. I think this is a bit on the long side, but the website did warn that it could take 4-8 weeks to make and ship.

The Toy and Use
The knot on this is BIG. Again when I ordered my eyes were definitely bigger than my anus! I don't think I will be able to the the knot anytime soon. The shaft is shaped almost exactly like the Razor (how many different shapes are there for dog cocks? ), only it's obviously bigger. The shaft was a very pleasurable shape and felt really nice for a couple of minutes. But, and this is a big but, the texture on this toy makes it uncomfortable to use for more than like 2 minutes. I've attached a couple of pics. I may be able to use it with a condom, and that may smooth it out, but I have yet to try it.

Overall I give the toy a 5/10! The texture just kills it for me, otherwise this toy would be a 10/10.


EDIT: I must say though, the only reason I ordered the Helmutt in the first place was because I had sticker shock with the medium Razor. I regret not spending the extra $30. I will definitely be purchasing a medium Razor when I get the funds!

Side by side comparison: Zeta's Helmutt on left, Small Razor on right

[Runa]

Oh man, I've never seen the helmutt up close....holy shit that's an ugly texture! It looks like it has some sort of tissue degenerative disease or something. like it's boiling and all the bubbles popped....ewwww.

Seriously, who thought that was a good idea? Anyone knows that dog phallus is smoooooothe and slippery. dur. Hell, I even think that the BD Canine needs to be smoother and ditch the matte texture, but that's just me.

[Freon Hotshot]

I've actually always thought that texture must feel amazing. But it may be just in theory...
Some people love texture, some hate it... I guess such rough texture would only be appreciated by those who love it.

[SlyDevil]

I dunno, it might feel amazing, but just looking at it turns me off in a big way. O.O It looks like it's been horridly sunburnt...

[Kynx]

It looks ugly but it feels good wit the right lube. Both the Razor and Zeta's natural canine line have good points to their designs. The only downer for me on both of them is trying to get down a knot that sort of shows up near the end of the shaft. So far I've been able to take my Akita, but the Lg. Razor's knot is near impossible without much tapering. It goes from 1.8(something) inches to 3.5 inches in no time flat. I don't know how to take it, but it doesn't stop me from trying.

[scrubwolf]

Oh man, I've never seen the helmutt up close....holy shit that's an ugly texture! It looks like it has some sort of tissue degenerative disease or something. like it's boiling and all the bubbles popped....ewwww.

Seriously, who thought that was a good idea? Anyone knows that dog phallus is smoooooothe and slippery. dur. Hell, I even think that the BD Canine needs to be smoother and ditch the matte texture, but that's just me.

I knew it had some texture based on the desciption on the website, but I didn't think it would be anywhere near as rough as it actually is. If they'd had a closeup picture up then I would not have purchased it. I was pretty disappointed when I opened the box.

I'm going to try it with a condom next time, I'm not holding out hope though. I'll post the results.

It looks ugly but it feels good wit the right lube. Both the Razor and Zeta's natural canine line have good points to their designs. The only downer for me on both of them is trying to get down a knot that sort of shows up near the end of the shaft. So far I've been able to take my Akita, but the Lg. Razor's knot is near impossible without much tapering. It goes from 1.8(something) inches to 3.5 inches in no time flat. I don't know how to take it, but it doesn't stop me from trying.

I currently use Astroglide Gel. What kind of lube are you useing?

[Kynx]

Depends on my mood. I use Slippery Stuff or I Can't Believe It's Not Boy Butter or Liquid Silk.

[Lillith]

I don't like dog cock, but I must admit I would prefer the BD's design any day. It just looks more professionally made.
The texture on the helmutt may feel good but it makes the whole toy look ugly.

[scrubwolf]

Update: I tried the Helmutt with a condom last night and it smoothed the texture down enough so I could actually enjoy the toy. It's just a tad too rough, but I think it will be easier to get used to now. I still think I would have prefered BD's medium razor to the Helmutt. I'm still keeping the rating to a 5/10 though; I shouldn't have to add anything to the toy (except lube!).

[Fallenwolf]

Canine dicks - best in the world!

The texture of the Zeta Toys are not a that bad feeling. I know that especially some females DO love it and even prefer it to less textured toys.

For my taste, i like the smoother ones - this was one of the reasons why I ordered my Razor now.
By the way - zeta toys do have different shapes. The timber e.g. does have a wonderful smooth textures with visible veines etc.

The helmut's knot is not easy, but usable for more trained persons.
Finally I don't agree with the rating given here, so the ZC product being 50% worse then the bad dragon one.

[zqfmgb]

I personally find the texture a bit much visually, but I don't find it bad in use. The Helmutt actually seems a somewhat smooth to me, particularly compared to the Akita. For me, it's slightly rough to start; a few minutes of warm-up to get the lube nice and spread out and it reduces the roughness for me. Compared to a smooth toy, I find the texture much preferred.

[Epiphora]

I love textured toys. Even though that doesn't particularly look visually appealing, I bet I would like the sensation internally.

You might try using a better lube than Astroglide, though. That stuff sucks and dries up really quickly.