Anyways, on to why your looking at this;
Toy: Gryphon
Firmness: 8
Color: Dark Natural
size: Medium
extras: Suction Cup!
Ordering: 10/10
Realy, its kind of hard to screw up, I had picked the gryphon LONG before I ordered, and it only took about an hour to pick the color.
Payment: 9.9/10
There was a small hickup with paypal, but only enough to knock out .1 of a point, smooth other then that.
Shipping/Delivery: 9/10
Well, on my little trip down to cali, I felt like hijacking every UPS truck I saw and driving it to arazona to get my toy myself, and thanks to the lube shortage it took a little while to ship, but all in all fine, UPS was right on time, the 1 point is for the stress of seeing 100s of UPS trucks, awake AND in my dreams...
First Impression/grand opening: Chuck Noris/10
0.o Its SLIGHTLY larger then I expected, but not by too much... and just, I couldnt help but start dicking around with it RIGHT when I opened it, suctioning it to random things and such... I might note, as near as I can tell, absolutly no imperfections anywhere on the toy.
- The box and my soda can.
- OMG! SWEEET!
- WTF, Damn packing peanut...
- Big, but about the size I expected.
- It hanging next to my monitor, my horribly old CRT...
Cumlube: ?/10
Well, I got one of the more watery batches, but it still kind of had that precumish feel, and, dont get me wrong, still worked great. But I feel I cant give a proper review without getting some from a few batches to test.
Use: 11/10
So, waited for the parents to go to bed, unhid the cumlube, and, well, went to it, I was a little worried, having never used a toy before, so I used a little more lube then I probably NEEDED, but better safe then sorry. I'm not going to get all smutty (tho, I know some of you would rather I did, sorry Runa,) but I basicly got to the first bulb on the knot, and slightly on to it, then my body just, didnt want to go any farther, and I decided not to press the matter, I promissed all my shit to my friends if I killed myself with it, and I didnt want to give them free stuff.
Final Ratings: 9001/10
I feel that I couldnt have picked a much better toy as my first, the taper makes it easy to get in, it dosnt try to flip over randomly, so long as it suctioned that is. And all in all, I love it. Thanks a lot BD, you can expect a -third- order from me as soon as the Bad Dragon is put up for sale, and I'll definatly buy any kind of sex toy I get in the future from BD.
*looks at Runa, amongst others*
P.S. If you ask REALY nicely I'll try doing a few in use pictures...
