Ghetto Toys?

[BBmG]

Because when we were naught but young teens, most of us did not have the right tools on hand... So, what odd item(s) did you pick for your toy or toys?

I admit, I've picked up a hair brush and thought, "This wooden handle would probable feel nice in my ass..."

I'm just curious; ghetto toy stories can be quite amusing! :3

-Kay

[acidrica]

Electric toothbrush, massager, the usual.

But then I thought "hhmmmm....I wonder what it'd feel like to shove my tonfa up my vag..."

In case you don't know what tonfa are...they're wooden martial arts weapons. Wikipedia is helpful~ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonfa

Never again.... DX

[BBmG]

Electric toothbrush, massager, the usual.

A ghetto vibe... nice! xD

[Runa]

What was so bad about the Tonfa? I imagine it could be alright.

[BBmG]

What was so bad about the Tonfa? I imagine it could be alright.

Well, from my POV, 12" of non-bending wood right up my vag wood hurt...

[Runa]

Well, I think it could be fun if polished properly.

[acidrica]

Well, I think it could be fun if polished properly.

Sadly, the vagina doesn't really....give as much as the anus does. So slipping when you're doing that with tonfa....I almost skewered myself. D8

And Kay, I checked, mine are longer than a foot. DX

[Talarath]

long M&M tube
A dead electric toothbrush
pencils
marker

Not much. Stuck with the M&M tube once i got it.. About .75 inches thick and 6ish inches long and only required spit lube

[BBmG]

long M&M tube

I totally remember those things! xD

[C-Rex]

When I was a young boy, growing up in Iowa, I made a vibrator out of legos. I used the round ones, and managed to make a pretty functional toy. Then when that wasn't big enough, I used some styrofoam and duct tape and made a coupe more dildos from that. Later, after I moved to Kansas City, I used some spare RTV silicone I had left over from fixing lawnmowers to attempt to mold my own canine toy. Didn't work so well. My dad found a nice bedframe and mattress for me, and the posts had an acorn style caps. More than once I slid a rubber glove or plastic bag over them and had myself a good stretch. Later, and probably the best improvised thing I used, there was an old massager, about two and a half, maybe three inches in diameter, and I slipped a glove over that, and with a lot of straining, managed to get it in. Then I plugged it in, turned it on, and had an amazing ride.

[razorirr]

Electric toothbrush, massager, the usual.

But then I thought "hhmmmm....I wonder what it'd feel like to shove my tonfa up my vag..."

In case you don't know what tonfa are...they're wooden martial arts weapons. Wikipedia is helpful~ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonfa

Never again.... DX

Imagines being accosted by a sexy japanese martial art police dragon.

for other things though just ice cubes, and condomed banana. that didnt work too well, banana got squished

[omgwaffle]

I made a vibrator out of a cigar tube and a motor from a busted Xbox controller that worked off of 5v USB. Ugh even us nerds need a lil lovin.

[BBmG]

I made a vibrator out of a cigar tube and a motor from a busted Xbox controller that worked off of 5v USB. Ugh even us nerds need a lil lovin.

I have some old xbox controllers... You must tell me how to rig this up! xD

[C-Rex]

I made a vibrator out of a cigar tube and a motor from a busted Xbox controller that worked off of 5v USB. Ugh even us nerds need a lil lovin.

Heh, I did about the same thing once, but backwards. I just took a regular XBOX controller, removed the motors, and routed the wiring for them to two 3/16 mono headphone jacks, then wired up a dual bullet vibrator toy to either jack. Unfortunately, it's neccesary to limit the output of the motors, but to get around that I just went ahead and wired the power wires on the USB cable to a MOLEX plug. Still, for some reason, the right side motor has to be limited.

[omgwaffle]

I made a vibrator out of a cigar tube and a motor from a busted Xbox controller that worked off of 5v USB. Ugh even us nerds need a lil lovin.

I have some old xbox controllers... You must tell me how to rig this up! xD

K, really easy. Motor+ to the far right pin on the USB connector (gotta cut the wires)
Motor- to ground

[Wise Guy Yaken]

I started with basic things... Back end of a Bic pen, M&M tube like Talarath said. The back of a screwdriver, what ever i could fit up my ass really. Ive even stuffed stranger things up there like, 6 golf balls! Or, a bag of marbles! I even bought one of those $1 toothe brushes with the soft bristles and tried to "Scrub" the inside of my ass, wanting to see what that felt like. I remember when i was 16 i was mush stretchier than i am now. How do i know? I remember using hand cream and getting 4 fingers up my ass... Now, i can barely take 2. Wonder why that is...

[Teriath]

hehe wow I've done some weird things back in the day...hmm let's see...Polished rocks was the first thing I was experimenting with since it was all I had at the moment >.>;; I've tried the warm hotdog thing once X3 that didn't work out too well. Tried using eggs but I squeezed too much and cracked one a bit and that was a pain in the ass to get out without doing any serious damage so NEVER again x.x ummm...I can't remember anything else at the moment XP

[GothBear]

When I was a young boy, my father grew vegetables and stuff. He had an vibrating aparatus to vibrate the flowers so they would give of the pollen. It vibrated like mad, and I have shoved that many times up my butt and vibrated myself silly! God, that thing vibrated hard, my whole tummy shook like grazy. It felt great, have been an anal-fan from that first day on

[Runa]

Hmm, lemme see, I used all sorts of weird things, but that list is incredibly long. so, I'll just bless you with the one thing I enjoyed most: A Cucumber. much win!

[Ranmov_silver_scales]

haha, the cucumber XD

lets see, both of my toys are home made, and are made from the same thing.

a long stick, pillow stuffing, a sock, and a rubber glove.