Ghetto Toys?

[Silvermane]

Didn't even have to put money in o-o

[Wycosmere]

Not the hugest poster here as you can tell --->>>

Anyhow, i couldn't resist this thread of "Rediculous things you put in your ass/vag" *ahem* i mean "Ghetto toys"

While this isn't exactly something i've put inside me its the most recent... I made a vibrator/gyrator out of a small fan that i affixed weights (a few ounces of nickel) to one of its fan-blades so that when i turn it on, the heavy blade causes it to gyrate... and well, once you're knotted with whatever toy and wanting to let it do some work. Im still working on a reliable way to attach it to my ridgeback, and until then i just have to hold the fan against it with my legs/spare hand. [~not concerned about burning the motor out...]

If you want to try this just *securely* tape something small yet heavy to any one fanblade and test the gyration. If you want more gyro-action, add a little weight at a time, if less, remove weight. Also test the different speeds for slow and methodical lovin, or faster for...well you know :3 (and again, test to make sure the weight is securely stuck to the blade, no need to have objects flying off and hitting the unintended heh heh)

---Now 4 the list---
Fingers/thumb
Cucumber
Conditioner bottles (need i say be careful of plastic ridges on caps/lids/etc...)
Shampoo Bottle (*NEVER USE IF IT STILL HAS SHAMPOO IN IT, EVEN IF YOU SWORE THE CAP WAS AS TIGHT AS
POSSIBLE* ...that was a loooooong time ago)
Soda/Water bottles
broom handle (which i later broke off to keep people from touching the "tainted" end)
hot dogs (they fall apart rather quickly)
knobbed plunger handle
Bed-post knob (2-2.5 in. diameter, a good stretch at the time)
candles
POPSICLES (sort-of self lubricating, also sugarfree)
Brass statue limbs (they were in all sorts of ballet-forms)
barbie's foot
weight-bar (kinda weird being all solid-heavy)
hedge-shears handle w/condom (can't soil the garden tools before you go outside can you?)
Boiled and then PEELED eggs (testing oviposition/egg laying, they're kinda slippery which helps. i'll pass on shells)
Stool-leg (not too great)
Sword-Handle w/condom (textured handles=win, but i don't plan to do it again)
generic body-spray can similar to axe
one of those multi-color pens with all the different color-tubes from the 90's (about thumb-width)
golf balls
whiffle balls (there's a pun in there somewhere)
acorns (being careful to remove that little sharp point at their bottom)
hueg marker (which would be considered child's play now, the industrial size ones made of aluminum)
carrots (peel/remove the skin on em=psuedo win, also blunt the tips)
a small ovular-shaped deo-stick with a disposable rubber glove on it (the "fingers" make for interesting stimulation when its turned, especially if you leave a little air in the fingers)

and thats all for the moment, and for the record, not everything has resulted in the best of times...



...I still gawk at Runa's pizza this far down the thread... ...its not even a sturdy piece of food...

[Runa]

I made it work! I'm the mastah at using things anally!

[Kynx]

Fingers(since the dawn of puberty---7)
Barbie Doll legs(vaginally---8 to 11)
Screwdriver handle w/glove covering(vaginally---8 to 14)
Bathroom sink handle and tub water handle...they screw off(vaginally and analy---8 to 17)
Electric toothbrush handle(vaginally---11 to 17)


I can't remember any others...when I do I'll post'em.

[Vixen Lovepaw]

Fingers

Grinding against something hard to stimulate my clit

hair brush handle

candle (mmm candle wax is sexy)

Um my phone at one point that was covered with a glove D: so hot

um what else....

lets see a wii remote

and i did have 2 vibrators which were just thrown out yesterday >.> i hate my sister

a condomed banana

oh a loli pop right before sex D: apparently gives a good taste

and i think thats it...

[TheRedDragon]

oh a loli pop right before sex D: apparently gives a good taste

and i think thats it...

oh baby, how i would love to spend some time with you

[toastytaoist]

I'm new here but this seems as good as place as any for a first post

for improv toys i started when i was 14 experimenting didn't do it very often but i would use pens maybe a pencil small stuff more recently more recently I've used
brush handles (rubber covered plastic)
sharpies
screwdriver handles
tooth brush handle
handle of a mach 3 razor i got a new razor and it was just sitting around
a CD spindle take all the CD's off not very thick tho
I tend to use lotion for lube ATM and actually just the other night I was playing stretched myself to where i could fit 3 fingers and i noticed my mag light (much like an earlier poster the one that takes D cells) well i lotioned it up ALOT and i lotioned up my hole ALOT i toyed with it for a bit then i decided to go for it is stood it it down and i literally sat on it not really fast but slowly eventually it went in and even tho it had hurt some going in it felt really good when it was in me had a realy nice orgasm d(^.^)b

[pheniousf]

Going to date myself here, but here goes...

My first ghetto toy that I can recall fabricating was when I was in middle school. Those of you from my era may remember the old Atari VCS (later renamed the 2600). Well I had an old non-functioning joystick laying around, a bottle of lotion and too much time on my hands.... boy I had fun with at old joystick for a number of years.

Plus, if you love puns, it doesn't get any better than joystick...

Pheniousf

[abdelhazred]

It's true what they say, smoking cigars relieves stress.


I can't be the first person to use them this way. Just look at the thing. Tubed cigars are obvious sex toys, made of either plastic or aluminum, just don't use the glass ones.

[nimbus terrafaux]

yeah i used those before the plastic ones made by white owl lol

[SchwarzblutWolf]

Hmm... this topic looks interesting... lemme see... lotion bottle a few times, "mana potion" bottle, white owl cigar case... I think that's it? (lotion bottle as in maybe a few inches long, kinda oval shaped, but not quite). What else... hmm... occasionally a towel for friction on the frontbits. I even used some odd lubes (well, the only one for my ass was body lotion) but a few times i rubbed my bits down with a muscle soother, kinda like icy hot, but prolly not as potent, really burnt after a while but it felt SO good (yeah, I'm wierd XD)

Edit: I forgot a couple things, actually! A few times I used a condom for a different feel, and apparently fingers count to? I've fit 5, but not fist before >.>

[Wycosmere]

I made it work! I'm the mastah at using things anally!

the gryo-fan?

[Lillith]

I've tried the usual shampoo bottles, chunky pens and other long house hold objects.

But I think I pretty much hit a creative mile-stone when I came across my rubber lizard collection. When I was 10 they were stretchy and fun. When I was 17 they were used for unbirthing. My favorite was a blue one with a spikey back. They were all around 5" long without their tail. They rocked.
Dude, BD should make something like them in the future.

[Freon Hotshot]

I'd definetly buy a squishy Bad Dragon figure XD

I had a rubber lizard, maybe from the same collection as yours, as they're very common. I'd try using it as a toy, but some years ago my cat tried some gorey vore with it ¬¬
I fixed it with bandages and metal splints* for the lols then threw it away XD

*I had lots for my crappy ankle. Luckly it got normal with time.

[DarthGlacier]

back massager, shower head, a nebulizer (breathing treatment machine, but it can dry the clit and make it a bit uncomfortable), and my best at the moment is a Star Wars lightsaber that attaches to a Wiimote for the video game. kinda fun if you like to play in the dark, just turn it on and you can have it glow blue or red. XDDD

[maxshadow309]

sounds fun

[Sapharia321]

I remember I once tried to use a tampon to mastubate with. Damn thing soaked up all my juices....

[roadkillunleashed]

I remember I once tried to use a tampon to mastubate with. Damn thing soaked up all my juices....

im no expert but isnt that what a tampon is supposed to do?

[KojiInari]

ever seen those nightlights that look like lava lamps but have glitter and stuff in them? Turns out the light cover is removable!

Well... it was already by the bed soooooooo haha

[BBmG]

ever seen those nightlights that look like lava lamps but have glitter and stuff in them? Turns out the light cover is removable!

Well... it was already by the bed soooooooo haha

Nice!