Armomen wrote:

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Oh HELL YES!
Punchy, Radical, makes us think of wet n wild, and features a tamagotchi.
LOVE IT!

Best of luck everybody.
This is why we love the forums. =D

BEHOLD! http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/Hairy1Cheddar/DukeworldTheMovie_zpsfhrfpuyv.gif Cumlube now available in Jalapeno flavour! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want, So tell ...

Two of five..

So given my inability to draw at the level deserved by this contest.. I'll be doing the usual and trying to make everyone throw up and/or eject beverages through their noses. http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/Hairy1Cheddar/Spiceworld%20Duke_zpstjbhptvs.jpg Consider this the first of five..

Hey Rispy_Girl, happy to help. Top row are all ZetaCreations toys, the old-style, discontinued jelly ones. They are from left-to-right - Ruff’s stuff, Squirmy, Raptor (so damaging to ride, but extrememly violating in just the right kind of way *melts*, Miniraptor They sell a number of silicone 'trai...

I really do love all the lewd noises that come out of this thing <3 Quite! And it just goes to show, in the bedroom, if you take things at the right speed, even a tiny little prick can draw forth great sounds. (Although an 'amplifier' of sorts certainly doesn't hurt, and I believe that you sell a n...

And it must be ooh.. about 12" diameter at it's widest point? I'll admit, when it came out of the package I was a little bit apprehensive.. But it looks exceptionally well made, and has a nice heft to boot. It's big, black, beautiful and shiny, with a nice texture when you run your finger acros...

I promise not to resurrect this thread anymore myself (if I add to it, I'll do it as an edit so it doesn't bump) but goodness if I don't have a lot of disturbing cross-over images floating around my head that want to get out.. (and they get worse every time I drive past the huge billboard advertisem...

James&thelilpeach wrote:Song used: Carol of the Bells
In collaboration with Hungry Stray

F'ing EPIC!

Clicky - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc3dsJS-uF4 The first Cum tube, so the shop staff do say, Came from fitful night’s sleeping, one week without a lay. As Duke lay in bed, idly beating his meat, Thinking cream pie on demand, would be ever so neat. BD, BD, BD, BD. Being ever so kinky, making fa...

Oh dear, did this die already? TIME FOR ENHANCED C-CPR! (Christmas-Carol Penis References) CLEAR!! Clicky - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXlU2uL1e3Y You know Crasher and Chancer and Fenrir and Clayton, you know Crackers and Elden and Hazel and Spritzen, But do you recall, The most famous reindeer...

The.. the character art..


*sheds a tear*

So want. Will take a deep breath for now and be content with our many, many dong-sabres/give our wallet a rest until after the holidays.

*Force-ejects tea from nose all over computer screen*

Oo'

Short one - May add to it later on. (Clicky backing music - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clLYzINw5bg) I touch myself, when I think of ponies now, Goddamn you Bumble Hooves. The head it popped right in, And the jizz spattered my chin, As I sank down to his balls, His full and bouncy balls. I touch...

Here is the one I wrote, I hope people like it: AMAZING! =D ok.. we have another one.. (clicky for backing music) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7_NIeTK8tw I’m dreaming of a thick CENSORED. Just like the ones Duke puts on show. When the Cumlube glistens, Neighbours cannot help but listen, To horn...

Apparently we missed something? Have no idea what's going on, but will be damned if we're not going to post offensive Carols irrespective. Prepare yourselves. And a one, and a two, and.. (clicky for backing music) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP40ZEoXsx4#t=21 Oh Dickmass tree! Oh Dickmass tree! V...

I'm afraid that the interesting thing will be my order shows up in a box filled with Ikea scented candles. What if that's actually the conspiracy? That BD have been secretly milking mutant bees in order to produce a new product line of sexy Duke and Janine scented edible massage candles?! *mind blo...

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/Hairy1Cheddar/BruceSabre%20copy_zpse9gldfxo.jpg Constantly exposed to the sweaty physicality of close quarters struggle, the purity of the Jedi knight can all too easily give way to a terrible lust. Such is the strength, and the weakness, of the sith Marauder ...

Best series of inappropriate cable use photos ever *Puts on cyber-rave sunglasses* If you ever become Borg Queen, while we will of course serve you unquestioningly, we do request that you please update your recharging systems first. The boy has a particularly pained expression looking at your photo...

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/Hairy1Cheddar/PerrySabreBD_zpsryvtnsl4.jpg The Jedi Consular is a free thinker. Their ranks include medics, philosophers and historians. Understanding the patterns of life allows for better guidance and healing during the inevitable struggles of an evolving un...