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by DarkyAmyK9
Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 127927

Re: Awkward moments

Everytime I get an email from UPS about the custom declaration I snicker a little. Everytime it's the same lady with this very traditional middle-aged firstname. I didn't think about it until my second order was going through the customs and the statement read silicone sculpture and personal lubric...
by DarkyAmyK9
Sat Oct 21, 2017 5:23 am
Forum: Sharing Experiences
Topic: MsDivine's Clit-Dick adventure
Replies: 107
Views: 45356

Re: MsDivine's Clit-Dick adventure

I'm interested too.
by DarkyAmyK9
Mon Jun 05, 2017 5:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 127927

Re: Awkward moments

The chance that the USP driver who delivered you your BD toy own some of them too are existing.
If I would be an UPS driver, I'll sure to share the joy with the customers getting their toys delivered.
by DarkyAmyK9
Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:45 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Egg Plugs!
Replies: 43
Views: 5055

Re: Egg Plugs!

Neck is too large. The base is round, would have preferred a rectangular shape so it can Fit better between legs so long time wear would be less obvious if I go to work or school with it inside. I'm already using bigger plug for vaginal and anal fisting. Size range is a bit small for me but a bit to...
by DarkyAmyK9
Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:49 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: BD in Porn
Replies: 35
Views: 6103

Re: BD in Porn

As some cam site doesn't allow fisting... BUT if I use fist shaped dildo either belladonna magic hand or b**** fist. OR EVEN their giants versions which are more like arms because they are so big and long that can go damn deep....

Then websites are fine with it... Really weird.
by DarkyAmyK9
Wed Aug 31, 2016 7:59 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Share Your Excitement~
Replies: 16130
Views: 916002

Re: Share Your Excitement~

Just received my extra sybian controller (Well, one similar, not the exact one, already have one on my sybian. I can plug that to EVERYTHING I have, AC or DC. I used it on my homemade fuck machine HOLY SHIT, make the thrust going super smooth and damm less loud. I need to check it today on an oscill...
by DarkyAmyK9
Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:32 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 127927

Re: Awkward moments

I did a group order with a friend, and a friend with benefits. 3 toys, 9 bottles of lube, and a towel. It was suposed to be 7kg (~15 pounds), but the tag on the box said 13kg... And my mom signed for it... I don't like lying about stuff, so I'm honest about it... In a way. When she asks what it is,...
by DarkyAmyK9
Sat Jul 23, 2016 6:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 127927

Re: Awkward moments

I have a few instances that were kind of awkward. First, I ordered my very first toy back several months ago, a small/soft ridgeback from BD and after about 5 weeks it was finally shipped. I ordered UPS to drop it off at the back door so I could just sneak it in without question, but then low and b...
by DarkyAmyK9
Sat Jul 23, 2016 6:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 127927

Re: Awkward moments

Zaphora wrote:we talked it over a bit and we agreed that he never saw them :O :psyduck:

It was beyond awkward



How you did that oO?
by DarkyAmyK9
Tue Jul 19, 2016 1:26 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 127927

Re: Awkward moments

I received my order today and my dad saw me interacting with the FedEx guy. He was really curious about what I bought since I never really order anything. Dad:"What did you buy?" Me:"Not telling. That would ruin the surprise, would it?" Dad:"Will I see it one day?" Me:...
by DarkyAmyK9
Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 127927

Re: Awkward moments

Thanks guys hopefully I can retrieve him then. The U bend is visible underneath the sink and easily accessible. I'm a very weak person physically so hopefully I can wrench it open. If you can't get it lose, try holding it with a towel. It helps you grip tighter, so you can twist harder. Or if you c...
by DarkyAmyK9
Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 127927

Re: Awkward moments

Thanks guys hopefully I can retrieve him then. The U bend is visible underneath the sink and easily accessible. I'm a very weak person physically so hopefully I can wrench it open. Yeah, there's always a small cap at the bottom of it. Even if i'm a bit strong due to having played lots of sports and...
by DarkyAmyK9
Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 127927

Re: Re:

That moment of horror where you watch your teenie Virgil slide down the drain :surprised: :crying: Im in a rental so Im hoping he doesnt cause a blockage in the pipes and got caught in the U bend ! Drains here actually have only a small hole for water.... unlike toilet. So you can basically fish ou...
by DarkyAmyK9
Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:04 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 127927

Re:

:crying: That moment of horror where you watch your teenie Virgil slide down the drain :surprised: :crying: Im in a rental so Im hoping he doesnt cause a blockage in the pipes and got caught in the U bend ! Drains here actually have only a small hole for water.... unlike toilet. So you can basically...
by DarkyAmyK9
Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:32 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 127927

Re: Awkward moments

It's 12:30 am and I just finished toying so I go to clean up in the bathroom like usual. Well, everyone in the house is usually asleep so I felt safe holding my, now clean, Austin while stopping to get a glass of water... First my sister walks up to me wanting me to look at her throat (she has tons...
by DarkyAmyK9
Mon Jul 11, 2016 10:50 am
Forum: Sharing Experiences
Topic: Largest toy you've used
Replies: 506
Views: 89766

Re: Largest toy you've used

Well second time with my unflared chance and got past the medial ring and I have a vagina xD I just pushed him inch by inch waiting for my body to adjust and keep going It's the only toy I have that I can use my feet.to push it in and outbur boy is he a heavy thing Update--- large rex in soft... kn...
by DarkyAmyK9
Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:23 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 127927

Re: Awkward moments

A friend sent me a pic to show her new hairs. First thing I noticed, a giant EA Vixen in the background on a towel or something with the cum tube siringe filled to the top oO. Had to zoom a bit but still xD. I wonder if she even noticed, and if she haven't I'm more wondering if I should tell her abo...
by DarkyAmyK9
Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:24 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Share Your Excitement~
Replies: 16130
Views: 916002

Re: Share Your Excitement~

Managed to FINALLY find a decent priced yet giant medical grade speculum. Local hospital was as usual selling lots of stuff especially computer screens and they had a small table with some sterile new ER "tools" including some small vagina speculum then they had one that can stretch to th...
by DarkyAmyK9
Thu Jun 23, 2016 4:31 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27987
Views: 1350436

Re: What's on your mind?

My toys order shipped several days ago, for some reason, my biggest order is separate in two, with only one toy received, biggest part of the order is next. But for some reasons, the estimated delivery is like 10 days more that shows on the tracking WTF? It's at the center near here, let's hope they...
by DarkyAmyK9
Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Share Your Excitement~
Replies: 16130
Views: 916002

Re: Share Your Excitement~

Managed to FINALLY find a decent priced yet giant medical grade speculum. Local hospital was as usual selling lots of stuff especially computer screens and they had a small table with some sterile new ER "tools" including some small vagina speculum then they had one that can stretch to th...

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