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by Biggles
Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:58 pm
Forum: Old News
Topic: Pour a 'lil sugar on us!
Replies: 747
Views: 51896

Re: Pour a 'lil sugar on us!

StarSwirltheBearded wrote:So...

Need a little cream in your sugar?

*Cackles*


Pour some sugar on me!

Eh? What? I thought we were doing songs vaguely related to... whatever. :laugh:
by Biggles
Mon Aug 17, 2015 6:49 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27982
Views: 1209836

Re: What's on your mind?

Poured a good slug of rum, intending to add some cola, then forgot all about it.

About ten minutes later I grabbed a glass of (I thought) rum and coke and banged it down.

It took me way too long to work out what was going on. I thought the cola tasted weird.
by Biggles
Sat Aug 15, 2015 6:47 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27982
Views: 1209836

Re: What's on your mind?

Am I the only one loving the dumbshit thread about the new release? A study of irony unparalleled in our time. "You're a fucking idiot to think that. Respect peoples opinions, idiot!" "Stop kinkshaming. You didn't freak out like this about all the disgusting dogfuckers who bought prev...
by Biggles
Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:39 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27982
Views: 1209836

Re: What's on your mind?

doit666 wrote:
Biggles wrote:Glow dick.

I'm probably going to buy more glowdicks in future. Maybe make a lampshade of them. :buddy:

glow dick?


Not quite that glowy, not yet. Soon I will have all the glow..
by Biggles
Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:03 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27982
Views: 1209836

Re: What's on your mind?

Glow dick.

I'm probably going to buy more glowdicks in future. Maybe make a lampshade of them. :buddy:
by Biggles
Sat Jul 25, 2015 6:30 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27982
Views: 1209836

Re: What's on your mind?

I'd need a new bank account and new name too, and they'll absolutely drop a million squids on lawyers and fraud investigators if it keeps one person from getting a second freebie.
by Biggles
Sat Jul 25, 2015 5:19 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27982
Views: 1209836

Re: What's on your mind?

Used one of those free £10 casino offers to play some blackjack. Had £64, decided I would cash out at a hundred. Blew it. Bad. I'm sure the buggers cheat. The only problem now is that I've already signed up on every site going, and taken cash from atleast half of them, so now nobody wants to offer m...
by Biggles
Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:14 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27982
Views: 1209836

Re: What's on your mind?

I wanna rock and roll all night! And party every day! I had all these plans for the summer, mainly to do things that I failed to do last summer, that were mainly things I didn't do the year before that. Still haven't started. I have made particular efforts to drink a lot though, so that's cool. Thes...
by Biggles
Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:01 pm
Forum: Community Help and FAQs
Topic: Help dealing with length on knot toys
Replies: 1
Views: 405

Re: Help dealing with length on knot toys

The googly eyes were a promotional sale thing, and not just a rogue cocksmith bent on world domination. I'm not exactly in the XL league myself, but I have had the odd problem with some toys getting kind of stuck when I know they should fit. Maybe it's the angle? Like they're bumping into something ...
by Biggles
Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:39 pm
Forum: Bad Dragon Artwork
Topic: Amazing Comic Book Artwork Battle!
Replies: 177
Views: 24409

Re: Amazing Comic Book Artwork Battle!

I just banged an entry in to see what would happen. I assumed that I wouldn't win, as the only 'art' i ever did before was my avatar, but I thought there was some odd chance of getting a free dick or something. I suspect that I fucked up by not using twitter whatsits to tag my stuff. I'll be double-...
by Biggles
Fri Jul 24, 2015 3:10 pm
Forum: Bad Dragon Artwork
Topic: Amazing Comic Book Artwork Battle!
Replies: 177
Views: 24409

Re: Amazing Comic Book Artwork Battle!

Well done everyone. Great work and all that.

But when is the tippy-top super-secret prize announcement? Because I was really staking a lot on that. :tinfoil:
by Biggles
Fri Jul 24, 2015 3:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: anthro horse dildo discussion~
Replies: 49
Views: 3278

Re: anthro horse dildo discussion~

I'm not sure how putting 'anthro' in suddenly makes it a horse dick where being a horse dick for years didn't. Surely it is now more humanoid a horsedick than when it was merely a horsedick? On the other hand it is exactly as much of a horsedick as it always was. It will always be exactly as weird a...
by Biggles
Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:55 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: anthro horse dildo discussion~
Replies: 49
Views: 3278

Re: anthro horse dildo discussion~

I for one like the new eyes. This should be the new style for all future character art.
by Biggles
Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:30 pm
Forum: Bad Dragon Artwork
Topic: Amazing Comic Book Artwork Battle!
Replies: 177
Views: 24409

Re: Amazing Comic Book Artwork Battle!

I think some entries were so clearly and utterly the winner that they were selected for a tippity-top-secret super winner prize and victory barbeque party parade gala event. The voting is just to decide second place.

Or we bribed the wrong people. :mystery:
by Biggles
Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:11 pm
Forum: Bad Dragon Artwork
Topic: Amazing Comic Book Artwork Battle!
Replies: 177
Views: 24409

Re: Amazing Comic Book Artwork Battle!

Superpowers are for chumps. All you really need is discipline, training, and some cool weapons. bdcomp.jpg Shark dong sai inspired the whole thing. I couldn't shake the idea until I stayed up all night drawing it. If there's a special prize for abuse of the smudge function I'm claiming it. I'm a god...
by Biggles
Tue May 19, 2015 6:49 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27982
Views: 1209836

Re: What's on your mind?

Bought some peasant knives and ordered some buffalo horn, going to pretty them up and then justify all the perfectly valid reasons for why I'm keeping this batch. One of these days I will actually sell one of these projects. Just not today. Thinking about getting into leather work too. Considering h...
by Biggles
Wed May 13, 2015 1:22 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27982
Views: 1209836

Re: What's on your mind?

I laughed about it all. That made me feel a lot better, but it's a 'kill or cure' thing. It can be very difficult to find your sex legs after lecturing your penis about it's lack of motivation. I think pointing out the other 'positive role model' was about where the sexy finaly died. Now it's pizza ...
by Biggles
Wed May 13, 2015 12:46 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27982
Views: 1209836

Re: What's on your mind?

Sex failed. Oh, sex? Yes please. You want me to.. oh, oh good. Top mode, activate! Nope! I'd had a boner that wouldn't quit all day, including now, but it wasn't ready for public display I guess. All I'm left with is the disconcertingly smelly fingers that denote the novice anus and a puddle of cold...
by Biggles
Fri May 01, 2015 4:20 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27982
Views: 1209836

Re: What's on your mind?

I'm not drun, ish a cover for my shecret idenity. Shhhhhhhhhhhh.

HARPY BIRFDAY ME. You didnt have any sex, but los of people gived you rum, which is better. Also I got gived clothes and popcorn and chocolote and stuff. Woo-fuckin-hoo.
by Biggles
Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:07 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27982
Views: 1209836

Re: What's on your mind?

Thinking about some kind of job in conservation or similar. I'm just assuming that they'll give me a badge and a gun, partner me up with a wise-cracking penguin, and we'll drive around having adventures, solving crimes, trying every flavour of ice-cream in the world. The advert doesn't exactly say t...

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