So it's been forever since I was last on here MY GOSH what happened to all the different topics? it's like Thanos came in and did the Snap!

Okay this one happened to me a while ago but I was thinking about it today and thought I might share. I'm babysitting my nephews & niece, and My oldest nephew of 5, apparently found his daddy's (my bro in law) porn dvd right around the same time I stumble up a dirty magazine. I have SEVERAL QUES...

First things first. It says in the thread's title "no judging." Second, I have a feeling the toy is geared toward foot fetishists. So on one side, there is a foot on one end to fondle and rub against or whatever. Once you're done with that there is a convenient vagina to relieve yourself ...

I don't even own any toys so...meh. But...if I had to pick some, well the keeping in mind the Ultimate Fantasy was a previous April fools joke, I have to agree with what others have said with the name. It just comes off as arrogant, god's gift to women. It would be like getting screwed by Gaston. Th...

Raya wrote:

Sheesh I hope they didn't steal anything, I'd do an inventory check, I know that sounds mean, but more often than not I've seen that kind of situation end up with valuable stuff getting looted. Because people often tends to be both broke and evil.

I know I posted this in another topic because it just came up at the time, but hey I thought I'd share it here at the right place. That awkward moment when you learn that the hentai video you were enjoying for so long was NOT the kind of hentai you are into. Case in point this hentai video that only...

Not a newbie anymore but still got a noob question, I want to post some of my dirty stories and other written works, I tried to just copy and paste buuuuuttt.... there is a limit to what I can post and some of my stories are lengthy because they are chapters like 60+ pages of a chapter. And even my...

Not a newbie anymore but still got a noob question, I want to post some of my dirty stories and other written works, I tried to just copy and paste buuuuuttt.... there is a limit to what I can post and some of my stories are lengthy because they are chapters like 60+ pages of a chapter. And even my ...

Hi friend! ^.^ welcome to BD, don't worry everyone here is really nice.

Some idiot ran into a pole that had power lines with their car and my house doesn't have power... It's 80 F and 10% humidity right now. Not even a breeze. That really sucks. Right now I get to listen to the sounds of swarms of cicadas wanting to mate because hey they waited 17 years now they want t...

pixel project WIP.PNG Bit of a bump but I wanted to make an updated pic with much easier to see and read and more refined version of my idea so people could get a better understanding of it. Also I had came up with a name for a new color of Dreamy Pink. pac joke.PNG Also I made this because I got r...

So I've been writing ...a lot. Some of my dirty stories, working my magic girl manga. Starting a new super hero story. (When she's not saving the world, she's a nudist) And...this gonna sound emo and I hate doing this kind of thing but...I need to vent just a bit. I don't have a job right now, I'm t...

Um, to be honest, what you linked to was not a review of anything; it reads like a heaping dose of judgement. It isn't really fair to "review" things you have never actually tried. This isn't the place for shaming/judging others' kinks. =/ Really? Cus it wasn't my intention at all. I was ...

Not amused :eyeroll: Don't even wanna ask how you know "it feels almost real" (yes I know it's a joke guys) Well... there was one time at band camp on a dare...it's a long story involving dairy queen, a tuning fork, handcuffs, and a bath tube full lemon yogurt. No charges were pressed and...

Oh come on! ugh fine...I'll get the mods to delete this. >.<

Like Omg u gais. I LOVE my new slug toys they just released! I'm so glad BD sent me a pre-release box for me to review for all of you! I had a lot of wet sticky fun with it, even without lube all three did have natural slimy feel to them. 50 bucks is expensive yes but the quality is worth it as alwa...

Well it was worth a shot anyway. I wasn't really even thing gummi, maybe hard candies you could suck on. (the obvious jokes write themselves) But eh oh well. Back to perfecting the Pixel.

Okay let me run this one by you using simple math. edible sex toys.PNG This seems like a silly idea but think it could work. I mean why not? I've seen gummi hand-cuffs and gummi undies so why not a sex toy you could eat? This is just one of a couple of sex toy + food related ideas. Namely what if we...

Here's a link to my review: viewtopic.php?f=15&t=43903
Hope you like it. ^.^