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by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Tue Jun 02, 2020 12:04 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27980
Views: 1164060

Re: What's on your mind?

So it's been forever since I was last on here MY GOSH what happened to all the different topics? it's like Thanos came in and did the Snap! :bugeyed:
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:57 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 118917

Re: Awkward moments

Okay this one happened to me a while ago but I was thinking about it today and thought I might share. I'm babysitting my nephews & niece, and My oldest nephew of 5, apparently found his daddy's (my bro in law) porn dvd right around the same time I stumble up a dirty magazine. I have SEVERAL QUES...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Sun Apr 02, 2017 1:31 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Toys that creep you out? (no judgement!)
Replies: 96
Views: 8476

Re: Toys that creep you out? (no judgement!)

First things first. It says in the thread's title "no judging." Second, I have a feeling the toy is geared toward foot fetishists. So on one side, there is a foot on one end to fondle and rub against or whatever. Once you're done with that there is a convenient vagina to relieve yourself ...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Toys that creep you out? (no judgement!)
Replies: 96
Views: 8476

Re: Toys that creep you out? (no judgement!)

I don't even own any toys so...meh. But...if I had to pick some, well the keeping in mind the Ultimate Fantasy was a previous April fools joke, I have to agree with what others have said with the name. It just comes off as arrogant, god's gift to women. It would be like getting screwed by Gaston. Th...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:04 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 118917

Re: Awkward moments

Raya wrote: :words:


Sheesh I hope they didn't steal anything, I'd do an inventory check, I know that sounds mean, but more often than not I've seen that kind of situation end up with valuable stuff getting looted. Because people often tends to be both broke and evil.
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Mon Dec 26, 2016 5:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 118917

Re: Awkward moments

I know I posted this in another topic because it just came up at the time, but hey I thought I'd share it here at the right place. That awkward moment when you learn that the hentai video you were enjoying for so long was NOT the kind of hentai you are into. Case in point this hentai video that only...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:03 pm
Forum: New User Central
Topic: The Newbie help thread
Replies: 228
Views: 74419

Re: The Newbie help thread

Not a newbie anymore but still got a noob question, I want to post some of my dirty stories and other written works, I tried to just copy and paste buuuuuttt.... there is a limit to what I can post and some of my stories are lengthy because they are chapters like 60+ pages of a chapter. And even my...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Sun Oct 23, 2016 2:03 am
Forum: New User Central
Topic: The Newbie help thread
Replies: 228
Views: 74419

Re: The Newbie help thread

Not a newbie anymore but still got a noob question, I want to post some of my dirty stories and other written works, I tried to just copy and paste buuuuuttt.... there is a limit to what I can post and some of my stories are lengthy because they are chapters like 60+ pages of a chapter. And even my ...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:28 pm
Forum: New User Central
Topic: Hi... im new here
Replies: 4
Views: 480

Re: Hi... im new here

Hi friend! ^.^ welcome to BD, don't worry everyone here is really nice.
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Thu Jun 02, 2016 7:25 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27980
Views: 1164060

Re: What's on your mind?

Some idiot ran into a pole that had power lines with their car and my house doesn't have power... It's 80 F and 10% humidity right now. Not even a breeze. That really sucks. Right now I get to listen to the sounds of swarms of cicadas wanting to mate because hey they waited 17 years now they want t...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Wed May 25, 2016 1:24 pm
Forum: Toys: Ideas and Suggestions
Topic: Pixel Pleasure for gamers
Replies: 8
Views: 1736

Re: Pixel Pleasure for gamers

pixel project WIP.PNG Bit of a bump but I wanted to make an updated pic with much easier to see and read and more refined version of my idea so people could get a better understanding of it. Also I had came up with a name for a new color of Dreamy Pink. pac joke.PNG Also I made this because I got r...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Wed Apr 27, 2016 8:16 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27980
Views: 1164060

Re: What's on your mind?

So I've been writing ...a lot. Some of my dirty stories, working my magic girl manga. Starting a new super hero story. (When she's not saving the world, she's a nudist) And...this gonna sound emo and I hate doing this kind of thing but...I need to vent just a bit. I don't have a job right now, I'm t...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Wed Apr 06, 2016 10:14 am
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: PH Splorch Review from a Female
Replies: 15
Views: 36209

Re: PH Splorch Review from a Female

Um, to be honest, what you linked to was not a review of anything; it reads like a heaping dose of judgement. It isn't really fair to "review" things you have never actually tried. This isn't the place for shaming/judging others' kinks. =/ Really? Cus it wasn't my intention at all. I was ...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:34 am
Forum: Toys: Ideas and Suggestions
Topic: Sex toys you can eat
Replies: 7
Views: 1303

Re: Sex toys you can eat

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by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:18 am
Forum: Sharing Experiences
Topic: The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!
Replies: 7
Views: 1452

Re: The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!

Not amused :eyeroll: Don't even wanna ask how you know "it feels almost real" (yes I know it's a joke guys) Well... there was one time at band camp on a dare...it's a long story involving dairy queen, a tuning fork, handcuffs, and a bath tube full lemon yogurt. No charges were pressed and...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:54 am
Forum: Sharing Experiences
Topic: The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!
Replies: 7
Views: 1452

Re: The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!

Oh come on! ugh fine...I'll get the mods to delete this. >.<
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:39 am
Forum: Sharing Experiences
Topic: The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!
Replies: 7
Views: 1452

The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!

Like Omg u gais. I LOVE my new slug toys they just released! I'm so glad BD sent me a pre-release box for me to review for all of you! I had a lot of wet sticky fun with it, even without lube all three did have natural slimy feel to them. 50 bucks is expensive yes but the quality is worth it as alwa...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Thu Mar 31, 2016 1:19 pm
Forum: Toys: Ideas and Suggestions
Topic: Sex toys you can eat
Replies: 7
Views: 1303

Re: Sex toys you can eat

Well it was worth a shot anyway. I wasn't really even thing gummi, maybe hard candies you could suck on. (the obvious jokes write themselves) But eh oh well. Back to perfecting the Pixel.
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Thu Mar 31, 2016 12:48 pm
Forum: Toys: Ideas and Suggestions
Topic: Sex toys you can eat
Replies: 7
Views: 1303

Sex toys you can eat

Okay let me run this one by you using simple math. edible sex toys.PNG This seems like a silly idea but think it could work. I mean why not? I've seen gummi hand-cuffs and gummi undies so why not a sex toy you could eat? This is just one of a couple of sex toy + food related ideas. Namely what if we...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Sat Mar 19, 2016 2:42 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: PH Splorch Review from a Female
Replies: 15
Views: 36209

Re: PH Splorch Review from a Female

Here's a link to my review: viewtopic.php?f=15&t=43903
Hope you like it. ^.^

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