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by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:57 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Awkward moments
Replies: 1124
Views: 105013

Re: Awkward moments

Okay this one happened to me a while ago but I was thinking about it today and thought I might share. I'm babysitting my nephews & niece, and My oldest nephew of 5, apparently found his daddy's (my bro in law) porn dvd right around the same time I stumble up a dirty magazine. I have SEVERAL QUES...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Mon May 28, 2018 10:17 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Bad Mood" thread
Replies: 10657
Views: 374907

Re: The "Bad Mood" thread

Dear god I need to get on my feet and out of my parents house, cause I swear I'll either gonna be murdered or die from a panic attack thanks to those 2 yahoos. It's hot out. Like really really hot . My dad wanted his phone charged but the power strip is wedged in the middle of far back side of the b...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Thu Feb 01, 2018 6:30 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Good Mood" thread
Replies: 3592
Views: 145169

Re: The "Good Mood" thread

Well I'm very happy to say, that my sister finally got a new house & a really nice one too. We're working on getting the moved out and stuff but yeah...the nightmare is passing. And good thing to because my oldest nephew is driving us all nuts & my patience with him is more frayed than a hob...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:16 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Bad Mood" thread
Replies: 10657
Views: 374907

Re: The "Bad Mood" thread

Well you know the old saying out of the frying pan & into the fire? So my sister's house is no longer safe because when they got the water turned back on, the pipes broke, because long before they moved in it was just held together pumber's & Duck tape. So that happened, & then my sister...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:23 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Good Mood" thread
Replies: 3592
Views: 145169

Re: The "Good Mood" thread

Okay so my sister's house has finally thawed out & her water bill payed off so she and her family are finally, FINALLY are gone! The place is quiet again! Never since I got over my bad ear infection would I ever think that silence is music to my ears! YAAAAY! We love them but...they've been driv...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:03 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Bad Mood" thread
Replies: 10657
Views: 374907

Re: The "Bad Mood" thread

I'm feeling very depressed. It's 10 below out, so my sister & her family the munchkins as I call them are spending the night because they don't have any heat. And me...I feel like a selfish arsehole. I'm struggling with a few things I guess I'm a lot more OCD than I realized, cause I just what s...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Thu Dec 28, 2017 4:37 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Bad Mood" thread
Replies: 10657
Views: 374907

Re: The "Bad Mood" thread

Ugh... our electricity is crap. Lots of surges and flickering so much you'd think there's a rave going on. A really crappy one. And of course our land lady is a *itch so good luck asking her to fix it without back lash. And our microwave is dying, (no doubt cause by the surges I bet). And Poor Dad n...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:35 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What made you laugh today?
Replies: 1456
Views: 91332

Re: What made you laugh today?

Okay so I got 2 for ya. I found this a while back but though I might share. It's slow on the updates but I found this new webcomic called Fox Dad. It's got some really groan-er puns but it's cute. A Mom Otaku and a Fursuit Dad, the youngest son is okay with it & thinks it fun, while the daughter...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:55 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Bad Mood" thread
Replies: 10657
Views: 374907

Re: The "Bad Mood" thread

I got a bad tooth...well technically I have several bad teeth but one painful feeling the pressure pull on is one of my wisdom teeth and all 4 need to be removed but of course we don't have the money for oral surgery. So now I get a steady diet of over the counter pain killers for a long while. I'm ...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:28 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What made you laugh today?
Replies: 1456
Views: 91332

Re: What made you laugh today?

So...was babysitting my nephews & niece early today & yesterday. Oldest is like 4 or 5. They were watching Disney's Hocus Pocus with ‎Bette Midler. If you don't remember it ( & I don't blame you), there was this whole magic spell thing where a virgin was needed to cast a spell to bring ...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:04 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What made you laugh today?
Replies: 1456
Views: 91332

Re: What made you laugh today?

So...was babysitting my nephews & niece early today & yesterday. Oldest is like 4 or 5. They were watching Disney's Hocus Pocus with ‎Bette Midler. If you don't remember it ( & I don't blame you), there was this whole magic spell thing where a virgin was needed to cast a spell to bring b...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:29 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Bad Mood" thread
Replies: 10657
Views: 374907

Re: The "Bad Mood" thread

So today was my birthday & it pretty much sucked. The sad part is I wasn't exactly having high expectations, so when you have really low expectations & the day still managed to suck...you got problems. I had pizza & chocolate pudding (in place of b-day cake, cus pudding was better) &...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:26 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Irritated" Thread
Replies: 1241
Views: 66737

Re: The "Irritated" Thread

Okay you know how once upon a time I ranted about Cicadas? Well...you know what, I was just upset, it sucked yeah but that was a milestone come & gone. Now I'm back to dealing with a yearly pest problem of the mother ****ing stink bugs! UGH I can't stand it! They find every way to get into my ho...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Thu Aug 17, 2017 5:17 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Irritated" Thread
Replies: 1241
Views: 66737

Re: The "Irritated" Thread

Okay seriously **** these stupid gosh dang mother ****Ing allergies and their ability to simulate a ****ing cold. It is 8 am, woke me up at 7:40 in the morning & I ain't no morning person. Why? Because I couldn't breath through my nose cause it was so plugged and now I'm now coughing n hacking a...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:39 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Bad Mood" thread
Replies: 10657
Views: 374907

Re: The "Bad Mood" thread

:words: It feels like you and i are sharing a life. So a good update about that, (always a good idea to update when past drama is solved) My bro & his family has got his new house and wife (who was outta state for work) is back and all is well. Credit to my big brother, he's got the whole matur...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:06 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Irritated" Thread
Replies: 1241
Views: 66737

Re: The "Irritated" Thread

Putting in spoiler as it's a bit of a rant. The toolazydidn'tread short version is I need a job but I'm God d*** lazy immature idiot who wants their cake & eat it too. #Ihatemyselfsometimes. So yesterday I made some effort in trying to find a job. There was this cellphone place on the other side...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Thu Jun 22, 2017 5:35 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Bad Mood" thread
Replies: 10657
Views: 374907

Re: The "Bad Mood" thread

#dramamentforfacebook, #lifesucks, #boohooweallgotproblems. And somewhere someone is playing 'bring me to life' on' vinyl. So...now that I've set the mood for this vent rant: dear lord I feel like colossal failure at life. Not only do I have my own dramabut now I apparently unintentionally creation ...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Sun Jun 11, 2017 5:43 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Good Mood" thread
Replies: 3592
Views: 145169

Re: The "Good Mood" thread

In a previous post in "Bad Mood" I mentioned my house had to get fumigated. It takes a little while to kill them off for good but we already notice the lack of getting bit very quickly so that's a good sign. We still need to unpack everything again but I think we're gonna wait until we get...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:24 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Bad Mood" thread
Replies: 10657
Views: 374907

Re: The "Bad Mood" thread

Why the fuck does this ALWAYS happen?!?! Not ONE TIME has my period NOT come THE DAY BEFORE a new toy is suppose to arrive! Its either the day before a I get a new toy or the same day/day before I had plans to toying! EVERY FUCKING TIME!!! :angry: It also ALWAYS happens the SAME day or day BEFORE I...
by DelilahdaDirtyDork
Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:13 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: The "Bad Mood" thread
Replies: 10657
Views: 374907

Re: The "Bad Mood" thread

ugh...So, boy to do I have herculean task a head of myself. We found out we got bed bugs, and apparently this is a thing going around. Good news is it's not as bad as we first thought. We originally thought it was fleas so we took steps to take care of them, and that kind of helped reduce their numb...

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