I am not a smart cookie.

Obviously, this isn't exactly the best year to ingest strange things, handled by other people, but imagine an alternative, flavored cumlube-like substance that you could pump through the cumtubes for more satisfying oral play. The current white cumlube has a very bitter, metallic taste, and I make s...

I need to know what happened! I'm interested, but it's honestly a little intimidating for me, just looking at the store page.

I've gotten into the habit of setting aside some time one day every few weeks, and just going through my stuff. On average, it lasts for about five to seven hours.

I don't know too much, but I've asked around, and from what I've heard, the wearables are known to be rather constrictive. The one you're looking at getting only seems to come in one size, and has an internal length of 5.75 inches, and and internal diameter of 1.16 inches. Again though, people in th...

I ended up waiting exactly 12 weeks for mine to arrive.

6-5-2019 - 29-7-2019

Whatever the issue is, I wish they'd be more transparent. If they'd just say that they need more employees, I bet people would be more willing to apply. Ten bucks says that some people are interested in applying, but seeing them at all these conventions, they probably think that there's no room for ...

I don't know if I ever posted this before on these forums, but maybe, it might be time for BD to open a second factory, perhaps on the east side of the country. There's already the facility Arizona, so maybe it's time to put down some more roots in a place like West Virginia, or Kentucky. It could h...

Wow, I had no idea BD was backlogged again. I guess its because I haven't made an order in a few years until now. Dang. What are current wait times looking like? I placed and order for a Sleipnir on 6 May, 2019; 10 weeks ago to the day at the time of posting this. Last week, I was told that my orde...

If the thorns on the end were trimmed down to say... tiny little nubs, yeah, I'd be interested.

That last post was one of the most entertaining things I've read in a long time.
Thank you.

I have a Medium Chance (Flared) and with a bit of time and effort, I'm now able to take it anally down to the balls. Vaginally, I'm limited to mostly just the head, but if I get a bit aggressive, I can take it down to about the medial ring before it gets too deep for comfort. Sometimes, I like to fe...

I got a Large Nox for my birthday. And by that, I mean my birthday is right in tax season, so I got it about a month and a half AFTER my birthday. Anyway, if you want a challenge, go with that. The length is incredible, the girth is really beefy with only a bit of intimidation the first few dozen ti...

Hmm...

A friend of mine lives in Singapore, and we've orchestrated a plan to get her a BD toy. We're calling it Operation: Chinese New Year. This is the Year of the Dog, and she's getting a Rex. Anyway, the plan is to send the package to her family's house in Japan, and when she visits them for the month o...

For me, it's definitely been like 75% mental, 25% physical. Like, yeah, these things are cool, and I especially love the tubes adding to a 'finale' moment at the end, but more importantly, when I finish warming the toy, and I'm holding it in my hands, feeling the swells and textures beneath my finge...

Just wanted to update the contents of my hiding place.

Well... now I just feel like an ass. Sorry to hear that. I've just never really done mail-order anything until I got something off of this website. Before that, any time I needed something that couldn't be bought in a store, I had someone else do it for me. Of course, there was no way I was going to...

So, I've tried to be as super polite as I can be with Customer Service, and over the last year of ordering from BD, I've been noticing the delivery drivers that drop off the stuff we order have been getting more and more stealthy, and more and more considerate with the packages. Hell, the last guy d...

I have a hypothesis that people got their tax returns a little while ago, and blew it all on things to stick up their butts and similar areas. If my hypothesis holds any water, we'll see a return to their usual quality control that they tended to have when I made my first order last summer.