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by Shardik
Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:31 pm
Forum: Bad Dragon Toys
Topic: Male asking for tips on getting started with butt-stuff
Replies: 18
Views: 3047

Re: Male asking for tips on getting started with butt-stuff

One more question, when it comes to storage how and where do you guys store yours, for me i just keep my penetratables in zip lock bags and put them in a drawer under some shirts because I don't expect anybody to go snooping around in there. There's a whole 'nother thread about that, but to answer ...
by Shardik
Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:30 pm
Forum: Bad Dragon Toys
Topic: Male asking for tips on getting started with butt-stuff
Replies: 18
Views: 3047

Re: Male asking for tips on getting started with butt-stuff

That was another concern i had, I suffer from roids too and the fact that you didn't have any issues is good to hear. And also you mentioned EE, what's that? I used to suffer from 'roids. Then I started toying and... they went away. I think part of it was that 'roids are often irritated by stress, ...
by Shardik
Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:26 pm
Forum: Bad Dragon Toys
Topic: Male asking for tips on getting started with butt-stuff
Replies: 18
Views: 3047

Re: Male asking for tips on getting started with butt-stuff

So I've been lurking on the site for a few years now and so far the only toys I've ever bought were a couple penetratables and at first I completely ignored the dildos thinking to myself, "yeah, there's no way ever gonna try that," but after awhile I thought about it and heard how great a...
by Shardik
Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:48 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27987
Views: 1280664

Re: What's on your mind?

wolfstardobe wrote:Naps are amazing.


Naps are amazing, but I'm grateful I don't need them that often.

I've decided my life is weird. Today, I was writing out my plans for the week and one of the to-do items reads:

☐ Clean out the lube bucket.

When you have a lube bucket, your life is weird.
by Shardik
Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:20 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27987
Views: 1280664

Re: What's on your mind?

I'm sure Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is a fine film, but I'll never know: I fell asleep about 1/3rd of the way through it. It just didn't engage me. I couldn't find a reason to care about Scamander at all, and the "one meek, one sexy" sister trope was so trope-y I must have jus...
by Shardik
Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:25 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27987
Views: 1280664

Re: What's on your mind?

Well, crap. I was planning on having the house to myself tomorrow. I live with two women, and while that's normally not so bad they're both homebodies and I really, really could use some time to myself. I have a special toy that I don't get to play with damn near often enough, and tomorrow they were...
by Shardik
Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:01 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27987
Views: 1280664

Re: What's on your mind?

I visited my mother this past week and... OMG, I don't remember her being an impatient, foul-mouthed, aggressive driver when I lived with her. She hates everything. "I hate the lights, they're all too long" at a traffic stop. "I hate drivers who don't get up to the line like they're s...
by Shardik
Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:37 am
Forum: Community Help and FAQs
Topic: What *exactly* do you use to clean your toys?
Replies: 15
Views: 1491

Re: What *exactly* do you use to clean your toys?

I keep a small bottle of Dawn Dishwashing Foam in my bathtub. I've been using it on all my toys, rubber and silicone, for years, and it doesn't seem to have done any damage in all the time I've been using it. I just wash the toys with my hands and then dry them with a clean towel. It also helps to k...
by Shardik
Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:21 pm
Forum: Community Help and FAQs
Topic: Anal Sex advice thread
Replies: 2449
Views: 309427

Re: Anal Sex advice thread

Whoever suggested Metamucil here, you're a hecking legend . That stuff is absolutely amazing, anal sex or not... Can only recommend this to anyone who's also eating unhealthily and getting suicidal on the toilet when dealing with the aftermath! You know, you could always... eat well. I mean, right?...
by Shardik
Tue Jul 18, 2017 7:45 am
Forum: Community Help and FAQs
Topic: Anal Sex advice thread
Replies: 2449
Views: 309427

Re: Anal Sex advice thread

Something I thought about while toying recently was to consider my butt's primary biological function to be for anal, and it really made a difference in how I felt that session. It was actually totally amazing. I'm with you! I mean, we have to keep it functioning for the other purpose to which we p...
by Shardik
Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:21 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27987
Views: 1280664

Re: What's on your mind?

Just returned from a week at the homeland (Colorado). Beside the fact that I am no longer suited to 24+ hour car rides, my parents are not faring well. My middle sister's kids (and their kids) have become literal parasites on them. They're old, feeble, and ready to give up on life. It was a depress...
by Shardik
Wed Jul 12, 2017 5:07 pm
Forum: Sharing Experiences
Topic: The telltale 'pop'!
Replies: 7
Views: 3121

Re: The telltale 'pop'!

So I can't really put this into like an interesting story like I want to so I will just come straight to the point. After a LONG toy session I was able to knot my xl Rex...... and for the first time had a toy past the bend.... My mind is currently still broken, tis why I can't really share the whol...
by Shardik
Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:01 pm
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27987
Views: 1280664

Re: What's on your mind?

Love is all you need wrote:Amazon shopping


It's such a shame that Prime Day has become so commercialized. It's supposed to be a remembrance of something special!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_ULg4RSy5Y
by Shardik
Mon Jul 10, 2017 10:30 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27987
Views: 1280664

Re: What's on your mind?

So, after dithering for months about what I was gonna buy with the Dick Fund, which had finally passed $300, I pulled the trigger and bought... A Surface Pro 3 (i5, 8GB/256GB). It was only $270; the battery report was stellar and the screen was gorgeous. I've installed Linux Mint on it (Ubuntu+, MAT...
by Shardik
Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:51 am
Forum: Community Help and FAQs
Topic: Anal Sex advice thread
Replies: 2449
Views: 309427

Re: Anal Sex advice thread

Here's a weird one. This weekend I went to a party, the kind where only men show up, get naked, and do remarkably kinky things to one another. And it was fun! A buddy of mine showed up, and I let him put me into the sling here he proceeded to try a few depth things with my Squarepeg depth probes, th...
by Shardik
Wed Jul 05, 2017 4:40 pm
Forum: Sharing Experiences
Topic: What's your favorite toying position?
Replies: 41
Views: 7193

Re: What's your favorite toying position?

Hi all, not sure if this has been done or not as I'm pretty new to the forum's. What is everyone's favorite position when they toy? If I have less than an hour, then cowgirl style, riding that dragon dick like with all my might. If I have more than an hour, I just like to lay face down and take it ...
by Shardik
Fri Jun 30, 2017 12:00 pm
Forum: Sharing Experiences
Topic: Magic butthole days.
Replies: 9
Views: 2463

Re: Magic butthole days.

I usually toy in stints and haven't toyed I'm almost a month and even then I could barely knot my medium roland but on Wednesday me and the wife gave it a go and the medium Roland was nothing so we moved up and eventually I managed to take a medium bumblehooves to about 2 inch past the medial ring ...
by Shardik
Wed Jun 28, 2017 6:48 pm
Forum: Toys: Ideas and Suggestions
Topic: Somina -Demon Sheep Goddess- (Dildo Idea)
Replies: 28
Views: 5331

Re: Somina -Demon Sheep Goddess- (Dildo Idea)

masterchefguy wrote:IAs the subject says, Somina is a demon sheep goddess.


I can't help it, but as much as I love her, dick, fur, and everything else, I don't know if I could bang or be banged by someone who reminds me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo_Ejfc5hW8
by Shardik
Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:59 pm
Forum: Community Help and FAQs
Topic: Trying to find the 'magic' in anal play...?
Replies: 9
Views: 1750

Re: Trying to find the 'magic' in anal play...?

Story time! :stick: :words: I'm going to come at this from another angle: Maybe it's just not for you? If you want to find your prostate, get a pair of nice, nitrile gloves and go looking for it. You already know how to clean out, so that shouldn't be a problem. But I'm a male and I really dislike ...
by Shardik
Tue Jun 27, 2017 6:40 am
Forum: General Off Topic
Topic: What's on your mind?
Replies: 27987
Views: 1280664

Re: What's on your mind?

I went to Pride! So many pretty men and women, so lovely! I was so disappointed that there wasn't a stronger leather contingent this year, but I guess in a year where we're back to fighting for our dignity and our lives, things like pleasure take a back seat, but I'm just so disappointed by the &quo...

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