Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

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Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby silverdragonfly » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:08 am

Heyo! Been mostly a lurker here at BD despite owning a few of their toys. Shy, I guess. Pffft, more like lazy, at least when it comes to reviews, especially considering that before I got my new Breeder yesterday, I bought three in one credit card-sizzling swoop. But that monster of a review is for another day.

So last week, I was forum-lurking as usual when I noticed there was a new batch of adoptions available. Skimming through the list, it was immediate love when I spotted the Breeder. See, I'd been eyeballing a medium Breeder for sometime, but I wanted some specifics, which to my immense delight, the one on the adoption list had. I was all, "Sweet! It's a medium...with a 5 hardness (:3)....and a suction cup...(:D)...with the only problem being a bad blend and a little drip... (83)... WITH AN AWESOME BLUE FADE!" 8D

I debated with myself for a few minutes. I knew I had the money, but I already had three toys and wasn't sure if I should spend it on another cock. But then I looked at the cheaper price, and the pretty pretty blue color, and finally caved.

Ordering: 10/10
I PMed Runa and when I got the ok, paid with my BD Bucks. *click**click* DONE. Totally smooth sailing. And many thanks to Runa for being so curtious, even with the predictable porn request. X3

Shipping: 10/10
To my immense surprise, I got the e-mail alert that my order had been shipped the very next day. I was ecstatic, but alas, that was Friday, and UPS doesn't run on the weekends. I know this because I work the night shift as a loader for UPS, which also made me nervous because I know what happens inside a UPS hub (which is why I shipped USPS for my first BD order). Worst-case scenarios were playing in my head: "Oh crap, what if the box busts open in a package jam?!" "OH CRAP! What if the Cumlube leaks and they call the leaker/hazmat people to open it up?!" But I worried for naught. The box actually arrived at my hub while I was at work. Too bad I wouldn't have known how to get it even if I might've been able to take it home, which I'm positive I would not.
So my surprisingly small box arrived yesterday and I almost ran up the stairs once I picked it up from the office.

The Toy
So after digging throught the sea of packing peanuts, I finally unveiled my Breeder along with my bottle of cumlube, instruction sheet, and a strange little white dolphin silicone sample.
The toy itelf was lovely and the texture was amzing. I was content to just hold it in my hand for a moment before sprinting to the sink to wash him off so I could play. And as I did, my nail lightly ran over the blue drip "defect", and I noticed it loosened a little. So feeling dangerous and maybe a little dumb, I grabbed my tweezers and explored it a bit. Now, with all the hairs -mostly eyebrows- I've plucked in my lifetime, I could perform surgury with my tweezers...if I was a liscensed surgeon anyway. And sure enough, after a little scraping and tweezing, the drip came right off, leaving my Breeder unmarred and perfect (aside from a few teeny tiny bubbles under the knot, but those won't be a problem and are therefor unworthy of notice). And even though his blend isn't really...blendy, I still think he's gorgeous. :3

The Smut
The part you've all been waiting for, I'm sure. Congrats to those who actually read all the crap before this; you're awesome. So, I layed out my towel on the floor and grabbed my trusty BD Lube and squeezed out enough to make me all wet and sticky, which isn't much. I think I have a love/hate relationship with the Cumlube. Yes, it's awesome and feels great (really wish I had a toy with a cumtube), but I'm not a fan of the whole sticking-to-everything-except-right-where-I-want-it thing and that it's sort of a pain to get out of the bottle half the time because it wants to stay in a single blob. But meh, it's still really good stuff and some of the best lube I've used.
Aaaaaaanyway, after me and my Breeder were effectively lubed, I stood him up and straddled him while on my knees, lowering myself slightly so the wonderfully textured head would rub against my clit until my knees started to get a little shaky. Then I slowly lowered myself onto him and he delightfully slid in. Oooo, I love that natural curve. If I moved my hips the right way that nice central ridge would go right over my clit. Took him smoothly down to the knot, and since I didn't wait until I was properly ready, there was some minor discomfort when I tried to take it. But I knew I could do it (I can take my Ridgeback to the base, but that's for another review), so with a little more lube and a few more deep thrusts, the knot eased it's way in.
The Breeder is almost the perfect length for me, as I believe my depth limit is around 8 inches. Right when the knot went in I felt the head bump my cervix, which doesn't hurt, but I can feel the pressure of my body going, "You shall not pass!" ...Yep, that was me comparing my vag to Gandalf. I've officially been awake too long. XD
So I rode him for awhile longer, knotting throughout and loving every second of my ride while I snapped the occassional picture and even a very short video that I might let Runa post on toypics. Wish I could've played longer, but apparently I had lost track of time and had to shower and stuff before work, so I quick clit-rubbed myself to a wonderful, Breeder-filled orgasm then cleaned him up for next time. ;3

Overall
I thoroughly love my Breeder, and I'm so very glad I claimed him when I did. Right below my Ridgeback he's my favorite of my four toys. Oh yeah, and the suction cup works wonderfully too. I stuck it to a bunch of surfaces just 'cause I could. :3
So yeah, the medium Breeder, Hardness 5, an arousing 10/10. BD, if I had a hat on, I'd be tipping it to you.
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In my mind, that angle makes it look smug... o_O
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Why hello there. Mind if I come in?
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Halfway there...
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And knotted. Ooo, so very filling...
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby Quiet269 » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:28 am

LMFAO @ LotR reference :P

Sexy Review, and... very sexy pics <3
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby Runa » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:38 am

Fantastic review! I loved everything about it! it was the perfect length, well organized, humorous, and hot! also had pictured.

Feel free to send me that video if you want it posted (or you can post it yourself, but I would still kindly request a hard copy)
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby FinleyOtego » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:10 pm

Bump for a video, please.
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby Dervacor » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:31 pm

Awesome. It looks -identical- to mine other than the defect (it's a custom blend too). So I just want to say that I'm glad you got this and I'm also glad that the bad dragon folks were diligent in making sure the one they shipped to me had no defects (and it is perfect and smexxy.) It may not have been from my order, but I suspect that it is. :3

Excellent pics, great review. Thanks for sharing!
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby Kaaryn » Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:14 pm

*She lowers her head a little in embarrassment.* A wonderful review, with some lovely pictures. That does seem like quite a nice find, as well as it does look pretty (especially in use.) I should probably not say much more, otherwise I am likely to make a fool of myself.
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby Freon Dragon » Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:40 am

Dervacor wrote:Awesome. It looks -identical- to mine other than the defect (it's a custom blend too).

It may very well be a defective cast of yours :P
Actually I'm 100% sure of it.
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby Vhisss » Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:53 pm

This was as hot as it was humorous. "You shall not pass!!!" If I had a dime for everytime I've heard that............*roflmgiggles* Ok ok.. I found this way more amusing than erotic thanks to that line... lol Still very awesome though.
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby Cyrakhis » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:03 pm

Very glad you seem to approve of my design so much. >}
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby Zehuty » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:11 pm

nice I like the angle you put the camera at, oh and the review was really good too.
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby silverdragonfly » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:16 pm

Thanks for all the feedback, you guys! Means a lot, especially to a first time poster. I'm glad I could amuse as well as arouse. ;3
Dervacor wrote:Awesome. It looks -identical- to mine other than the defect (it's a custom blend too). So I just want to say that I'm glad you got this and I'm also glad that the bad dragon folks were diligent in making sure the one they shipped to me had no defects (and it is perfect and smexxy.) It may not have been from my order, but I suspect that it is. :3

Then I guess I have you to parcially thank for my Breeder. :3 You have excellent taste.

Kaaryn wrote:*She lowers her head a little in embarrassment.* A wonderful review, with some lovely pictures. That does seem like quite a nice find, as well as it does look pretty (especially in use.) I should probably not say much more, otherwise I am likely to make a fool of myself.

Thanks a lot. :3 I indeed was quite lucky to nab him first. And don't be embarrassed, you couldn't possibly say something to make a fool of yourself to me, especially considering how much of a fool I make of myself voluntarily. ;3
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby Kaaryn » Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:56 am

silverdragonfly wrote:Thanks a lot. :3 I indeed was quite lucky to nab him first. And don't be embarrassed, you couldn't possibly say something to make a fool of yourself to me, especially considering how much of a fool I make of myself voluntarily. ;3



Oh I am sure I could manage it if you gave me enough chances. I seem to have a knack for doing so, it seems. I am just a socially awkward lesbian who stares far too much at what little she can see. *She smiles.*
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby Quiet269 » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:20 am

Kaaryn wrote:Oh I am sure I could manage it if you gave me enough chances. I seem to have a knack for doing so, it seems. I am just a socially awkward lesbian who stares far too much at what little she can see. *She smiles.*

*Hugs* You did not seem to be making a fool of yourself while we chatted... I actually enjoyed it, quite a bit :)
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby Umbraphage » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:43 am

*Giggles. Puts on a robe and wizard hat.* >3
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby Quiet269 » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:13 am

*Puts on a tail and cat ears* :3
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby giden » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:26 am

Awesome pics thank you for sharing. The review was great too. Hope to see more from you.
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby Freon Dragon » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:27 am

Quiet269 wrote:*Puts on a tail and cat ears* :3

^Doesn't know about robe and wizard hat.
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby Quiet269 » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:35 pm

Freon Hotshot wrote:
Quiet269 wrote:*Puts on a tail and cat ears* :3

^Doesn't know about robe and wizard hat.

I know about the robe and wizards hat :P
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Re: Medium Breeder Review (female w/ pix)

Postby AtticusVulpes » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:12 am

hmmm... You're bathroom looks like one in a military dormitory.

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