Mega Bad Dragon review post

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Mega Bad Dragon review post

Postby Transmogrified » Sat Apr 16, 2016 6:58 am

Hey everyone!

I've been a long time lurker of Bad Dragon and its forum; so I figured it was about time to share. Over the years I have gathered a nice collection of toys from a few places online, but Bad Dragon is still my favourite. I will write two posts, one for my BD toys and another for the extras. This is going to be a huge post :P

A little bit about myself:
I am a single straight male living in the UK. I have been into toying for a very long time, mainly look for new challenges and interesting toys to play with. I found Bad Dragon randomly while looking for new toys and figured I would give them a go, I have never regretted that choice. I have branched out from BD to find other interesting toys, but always end up coming back here. I am quite big (6"10 with a large frame) so I will normally go for the largest version of a toy. This is also a collection I have gathered over the last 8-9 years, I normally buy a new toy every 6 month-ish (depending on sales / time of year / etc). I've tried to keep the order of purchases:

Spritz the Seadragon - Legacy ( XL, pink, soft, cumtube, suction cup)
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The Gryphon - Legacy (XL, Onyx black, hard, suction cup)
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Chance the Stallion Unflared (XL, Natural, split firm)
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Mary the Anthro Mare (Pink)
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Chance the Stallion Flared (XL, Sparkling pink, soft, cumtube)
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Vergil the Drippy Dragon (XL, Red/black, cumtube, medium)
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Chico the Lil Squirt
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Natascha the Anthro Husky (Marble green/brown)
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Crackers the Cockatrice (XL, Onyx black, medium)
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Cole the Dane (XL, Grey / Dark Grey, soft)
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The Dragoness Muzzle
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Tucker the Equinine (XL, Green/blue, medium)
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The Werewolf Were-Able (Large)
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Twitch the Gecko
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Sleipnir ( XL, Blue/ Dark blue, Soft, cumtube, suctioncup)
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Random thought dump:
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TL;DR: Lots of cocks have been bought and they are all good :misc12:

If anyone wants to ask any questions about this or anything else, feel free to PM me :)

Also if people want the reviews for the non bad dragon toys in the pic, say so and get working on it :P

http://imgur.com/Se0Aapg
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Re: Mega Bad Dragon review post

Postby Laura the Nord » Sat Apr 16, 2016 7:10 am

You should add some close ups of the toys to each review! Also, any tips for doing an enema/cleaning good?
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Re: Mega Bad Dragon review post

Postby Transmogrified » Sat Apr 16, 2016 7:34 am

I fixed the pic of my collection, will have to try an get close ups of each them :P

Cleaning:
I have found the best and easiest way is to use a shower head nozzle, you can pre-mix the temp before you squirt it up and have quite a bit of control of the pressure. I generally squirt up until I feel full and just getting uncomfortable, then try and hold it in and release on the toilet. Repeat this process 3/4 times until the water runs clear and then have at it with my toys :)
I have found they don't work well with electric showers though so an alternative I have is a large emema syringe (about 200-500ml is good), fill a sink with water and then do the same process as above.

If your wanting to clean deep, don't use cold water. Your second sphincter (can never the remember the name of it) will clamp up with cold water and you will find it much harder to use larger toys. Try and get it as close to internal temp as possible.

Never add anything to the water, like soap etc.

A really cheap way to do it is just to get a 2l bottle, fill it with warm water, sit on it and squeeze. Works well but depending on the bottle it might hurt getting the screw bit in.

Recently I got a great shower nozzle, gets in real deep and cleans well: http://www.siliconenozzles.com/product. ... egoryId=53
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Re: Mega Bad Dragon review post

Postby SnakesShadow » Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:54 pm

Had a thought for your breeding problem-

If you could get an enema bag that could connect to the tube of the toy, you might be able to get the feeling you want that way.
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Re: Mega Bad Dragon review post

Postby Transmogrified » Fri Apr 22, 2016 1:40 am

Interesting! Will have to give that a try.

I wouldn't want to use that much cum lube and water doesn't have the same texture but I could use j-lube and get something similar to the cum lube.

I am wondering if there would be enough pressure from the enema to pump the liquid in while the toy is in. Sometimes even the syringe struggles and will pop off the tube.

I'll have to give it a go and report back ^.^
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Re: Mega Bad Dragon review post

Postby AcroJet » Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:04 am

Transmogrified wrote:Interesting! Will have to give that a try.

I wouldn't want to use that much cum lube and water doesn't have the same texture but I could use j-lube and get something similar to the cum lube.

I am wondering if there would be enough pressure from the enema to pump the liquid in while the toy is in. Sometimes even the syringe struggles and will pop off the tube.

I'll have to give it a go and report back ^.^


Even if you hung the enema bag from the ceiling, it wouldn't have enough pressure (called head pressure, amusingly enough) to force very much inside of you as your body tries to push the liquid back out. While the gravity feed method can be used with a cumtube toy to simulate watersports externally, it's not effective for filling internally. If you want to push the liquid (water, cumlube, J-lube, etc.) inside with the toy inserted, aside from using the syringe you could get something like a peristaltic pump, and in the case of water it can be attached to the shower hose (see below). I bought one of those pumps for that purpose and it works quite well for thinner lubricants, although Bad Dragon cumlube is so thick it struggles to pump it. Even a small gear pump, which I thought could pump anything, bogs down and overheats with how thick that stuff is! (Cumlube is fantastic stuff!) To keep attachments from slipping off, you can get some nylon hose barb connectors at the hardware store, and I also recommend buying some extra silicone tubing as a sacrificial connector so that if any tubing splits from connecting and disconnecting, it won't be the tubing that's fixed in place on the BD toy. (My plan, when I have time to actually sit down and build the thing, is to make a gadget that can pump at various speeds, and also use a small solenoid valve switching closed and open to intermittently build pressure in the tubing and then release it to simulate an actual ejaculation. When I get it finished I'll post pictures.)

Additionally, getting a connector to attach the cumtube to the shower sprayer hose can let you use the toy itself in place of an enema kit as a tool for getting a nice deep clean before the session of real fun begins. You just have to be careful with your pressure and flow settings; you wouldn't want to rupture the cumtube tubing.

For an alternative to cumlube or J-lube for a fake cum substitute, a carton of pasteurized egg white is the way to go. It's naturally slippery, gets sticky as it dries because of the natural proteins it's made of, is safe to swallow (especially being sterilized by pasteurization), and is very cheap for the quantity whether you buy a pint or a quart, depending on how sloppy you want things to get. You know those furry porn animations where there's a geyser of an impossible quantity of cum? Yeah, it can be like that.

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