Show me your Hanns!
Re: Show me your Hanns!
Yesss, I was looking for this topic just today. Haven't seen someone come back yet with one that didn't look amazing.
I'm personally imagining a Hanns in Bulbasaur... Not for me, but I know a gal.
If we deliberate long enough, we may just make it a reality.
I'm personally imagining a Hanns in Bulbasaur... Not for me, but I know a gal.
If we deliberate long enough, we may just make it a reality.
- DrunkJolteon
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No replies yet! D:
My first toy was a Hanns- he was (still is) WAY too big for me, but the colors were hard to pass up.


I thought he was pretty cool as-is, and despite being a flop because of some air bubbles, he had a suction cup (which was unlisted on the adoptions page). AND THEN-


HE LOOKS SPECTACULAR UNDER A BLACKLIGHT. He reminds me of some sort of hallucinogenic plant. Like a plant penis acid trip.
My first toy was a Hanns- he was (still is) WAY too big for me, but the colors were hard to pass up.


I thought he was pretty cool as-is, and despite being a flop because of some air bubbles, he had a suction cup (which was unlisted on the adoptions page). AND THEN-


HE LOOKS SPECTACULAR UNDER A BLACKLIGHT. He reminds me of some sort of hallucinogenic plant. Like a plant penis acid trip.
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FUCK-A-DICK! Gotta fuck 'em, it's you and me, I know it's our destiny.
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I need to have, the best dicks, like no one ever owned.
To buy silicone, is my real test, to use it is my cause.
I will travel, from site to site, searching far and wide.
The perfect dick, will come along, and feel just right inside...
FUCK-A-DICK! Gotta fuck 'em, it's you and me, I know it's our destiny.
FUCK-A-DICK! Oh, they're my best friends, my storage needs will never end.
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Re: Show me your Hanns!
DrunkJolteon wrote:No replies yet! D:
My first toy was a Hanns- he was (still is) WAY too big for me, but the colors were hard to pass up.
I thought he was pretty cool as-is, and despite being a flop because of some air bubbles, he had a suction cup (which was unlisted on the adoptions page). AND THEN-
HE LOOKS SPECTACULAR UNDER A BLACKLIGHT. He reminds me of some sort of hallucinogenic plant. Like a plant penis acid trip.
Wow, you've picked up some really cool "secretly" glow in the dark toys

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Re: Show me your Hanns!
Mine's a 5/3/5 firmness flop, but I'm all up in the colors even if they aren't that special.



There's this neat metallic shine in the yellow that's hard to get a picture of.
Forever wish I was deep enough to take the knot, but alas.



There's this neat metallic shine in the yellow that's hard to get a picture of.
Forever wish I was deep enough to take the knot, but alas.
Re: Show me your Hanns!
Those are both fantastic Hanns, making me very excited to get my own 

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Hanns - Medium Size - Soft (3) Firmness - Glow in the Dark White marbled with Grey/Red/Pink


Re: Show me your Hanns!
DrunkJolteon wrote:No replies yet! D:
My first toy was a Hanns- he was (still is) WAY too big for me, but the colors were hard to pass up.
I thought he was pretty cool as-is, and despite being a flop because of some air bubbles, he had a suction cup (which was unlisted on the adoptions page). AND THEN-
HE LOOKS SPECTACULAR UNDER A BLACKLIGHT. He reminds me of some sort of hallucinogenic plant. Like a plant penis acid trip.
Waow...
One happy tear for a good friend.
- GreenLeopard87
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Chibity wrote:Hanns - Medium Size - Soft (3) Firmness - Glow in the Dark White marbled with Grey/Red/Pink
I remember that one! Looks nicer IRL than in the stock photo. Super sweet that he's GITD! Congrats!
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I finally got him!! The "white" on him actually has blue metallic in it and it glows in the dark!
Nice surprise. xD I haven't figured out how to get my phone to take a picture in the dark without the flash going off though, so I don't have any pics of him glowing but I'll take more pics once I figure it out. :3
And I must say, I'm so glad I got him in firm. xD Everything else I have is medium firmness, but I think if I got him in a 5 he'd be too small for me. I still do wish he was bigger though, if he gets a full release I'm definitely getting a bigger size.

And I must say, I'm so glad I got him in firm. xD Everything else I have is medium firmness, but I think if I got him in a 5 he'd be too small for me. I still do wish he was bigger though, if he gets a full release I'm definitely getting a bigger size.

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That's an incredible Hanns! Congrats!
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These are some great looking hanns'. Some of which should belong in a contemporary art museum.
Contemporary Dick Exhibit, by Bad Dragon.
Contemporary Dick Exhibit, by Bad Dragon.

Re: Show me your Hanns!
Nabbed this Hanns from adoptions during a time when they were all really plain solid colors, so I was pretty happy with the look :) (I never checked it out with a UV light though, but just to be sure I will later) unfortunately didn't work out for what I have in mind so I'm not sure how long he'll be in my collection :/
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Re: Show me your Hanns!
Here is my medium Hanns under a UV light.
Normal light, next to a small Nox:
I sold him a few months ago, couldn't take the knot and the bulb wasn't very satisfying in soft lol
Normal light, next to a small Nox:
I sold him a few months ago, couldn't take the knot and the bulb wasn't very satisfying in soft lol


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Re: Show me your Hanns!
*Raptor squeals at all the pretty Hanns's*
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Re: Show me your Hanns!
My purty Infinity Star medium Hanns in firm.
I love him bunches, easily one of my favorite designs~
I love him bunches, easily one of my favorite designs~
Re: Show me your Hanns!
Just ordered a small, soft flop as an early birthday present to myself. It's got a tiny nick in the shaft, but I love the shade of blue they used:
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Re: Show me your Hanns!
Rin wrote:Just orders a small, soft flop as an early birthday present to myself. It's got a tiny nick in the shaft, but I love the shade of blue they used:
One of the best colours to have solids in, in my opinion :3
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I really want a psychedelic hanns now 

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saving this space for when i get my gorgeous custom baby in 

add, depression, anxiety. thanks mother nature.
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