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Re: human cawks vs. all the others o-o?

Postby Shardik » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:19 pm

I've owned a large number of dildos over the years. About ten years ago, for reasons I won't go into, the steamer trunk full of toys got moved out to the garage, a rat broke into it, and gnawed all of the toys and all of leather goods. It had to be about $2000 worth of damage. I've been slowly rebuilding the collection over time. I've always lusted after the really huge "human" toys from Creative Mouldings-- Super Billy and Super Roy, especially. Haven't been able to afford them yet.

I've had quite a number of Falcons "porn star" models-- Kris Lord, Jeff Stryker, Aiden Shaw. Really regret the last one-- there's something about it's shape and size that disagrees with me, although it's much smaller than some others I've owned.

My last two toys were a SquarePeg Anaconda and a TSX Caterpillar. Neither can be described as "human shaped." I bought them mostly for their purpose-- the Anaconda does what the Tailstretcher does (and I think I want a Winston now), and the Caterpillar... well, geez, just look at the thing. Watch an XTUBE video with it. You know why I'd want it.

I bought a Cockatrice Large/5 recently and I've just begun to play with it. I haven't quite gotten it all the way in, but I expect I will.
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Re: human cawks vs. all the others o-o?

Postby xanthfrog » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:44 pm

i would love if bd did humanoid cocks.
with a little difference,
1.vanilla blah human
2.girthy orcish ect..
3.elvish,vulcan ect..
4.novelty zombie,pyramid head, monster

i just love the bd cocks.

i am allergic to latex,any other company scares me
because i am unaware what their toys are made of.
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Re: human cawks vs. all the others o-o?

Postby WintryWes » Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:35 pm

I never really thought about it until I started into the world of BD cocks. I guess it's because I don't necessarily like human-shaped dildos, but other ones don't seem bad to me. Could be a fantasy thing, I guess.
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Re: human cawks vs. all the others o-o?

Postby Kira-chan » Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:42 pm

@Shardik: I'm terribly sorry to hear about the rat problem D: Thats just awful! I'm curious about your experience with Jeff as I can honestly say I dont want to spend that much on something I cant use and wouldn't resell lol The other toy's you mentioned are rather interesting!

@xanthfrog: That's an awesome idea. I'd love to see such a flare applied to them. I definitely think that would help with the "boring, lack of texture" thing.

@WintryWes: could be, a few people have said it is the fantasy aspect for them. :)
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Re: human cawks vs. all the others o-o?

Postby Shardik » Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:38 pm

@kira-chan: What can we say about Monsieur Stryker? Actually, it's long, it reaches into my wayback machine in a pretty good way, and it's reliable. But then, there's this issue: the material Falcon uses is, shall we say, sub-optimal, so I've ended up always buying a bunch of Trojan Magnum condoms for my dildos. (The woman at the local lingere store once asked why I bought Magnums and Bares, and I said, "The Bares are for me and my human partners. The Magnums are for my Dragon." She never asked me that question again.

It wasn't my favorite toy. For a long time, the Kris Lord was the real challenge, as was my TSX Bulldozer, a squat cylinder with a rounded top about 3" across. But I used it often and enjoyed it. But if you're going to buy the Stryker, do yourself a favor, look at its dimensions, and get yourself a Werewolf Medium or Gryphon Medium. They're about the same size and made of better material.
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Re: human cawks vs. all the others o-o?

Postby Volvie » Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:18 am

Even though im Gay and i LOVE real cock, i find Dildos of human cock to not really excite me the same way as fantasy ones from BD, EE and other places to excite me more. Im not sure if it's the idea of fantasy of these bizarre and wonderfully unique dildos excite me ( like the knots, extra girth or length, ridges etc). I just find human dildos limited and lacking personally >.<

I do own two human dildos and while i do enjoy em i only use them on occasion >.< RAWRS Of course to each their own! ^ ^
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Re: human cawks vs. all the others o-o?

Postby K.L.C. » Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:25 am

If you want human-looking/feeling, I insist on going straight for a Vixskin and not looking back. The cyberskin ones I've used have gotten sticky and have started leaking... I heard that there is a very specific way you have to store them and wash them. Not to mention, Vixskins seem to absorb heat and feel very natural. I also recommend Tantus' O2 line.

I'm also somewhat insulted by the tone in this thread of "if you want humanoid cock, get a real man, lol".
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Postby Safi Ry-in » Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:52 pm

Ive had generally phallic toys, but only one penis toy. (A Mr Softee) And it really just doesnt do it unless I need something to thrust hard with to get off (since I havent gotten any of my other toys yet and sold my Xeno and even that with its size wasnt great for hard thrusting).
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Re: human cawks vs. all the others o-o?

Postby Nil » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:02 pm

For the most part, I find human-shaped dildos really unattractive. Something about them makes me feel uncomfortable (or squicked, or nervous in the "I-shouldn't-be-seeing-this" way) just by looking at 'em. Not sure what. Some unrealistic human-penis-shaped toys look alright, but almost all of the ones I've seen make me wonder why people like them so much. /not creepy
Real human dicks totally squeeb me out. ; ^ ;

I'm totally fine with animal/dragon/monster dildos, though, and I really like a lot of the ones on here. I only have a gryphon so far, but I'm hoping to order another next year. 0: I'm not a zoophile, but I'm a lot more comfortable looking at (and owning) non-human dicks than human ones.
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Postby Katsumi » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:45 pm

Nil wrote:For the most part, I find human-shaped dildos really unattractive. Something about them makes me feel uncomfortable (or squicked, or nervous in the "I-shouldn't-be-seeing-this" way) just by looking at 'em. Not sure what. Some unrealistic human-penis-shaped toys look alright, but almost all of the ones I've seen make me wonder why people like them so much. /not creepy
Real human dicks totally squeeb me out. ; ^ ;

I'm totally fine with animal/dragon/monster dildos, though, and I really like a lot of the ones on here. I only have a gryphon so far, but I'm hoping to order another next year. 0: I'm not a zoophile, but I'm a lot more comfortable looking at (and owning) non-human dicks than human ones.


I feel very much the same way. Looking at human-shaped toys really makes me uncomfortable as well and I find that I am actually attracted to the animal shaped dildos. I am not a zoophile either, but having an animal dildo is attractive to me and feels really nice.
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Re: human cawks vs. all the others o-o?

Postby Sickle » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:27 pm

Human painuses amuse me when going into local sex shops. There's just something that makes me giggle when I see a forearm-thick, calf-length wang hanging in a plastic package on a wall! Exotic is so much more fun \o/ Extra human penis will be for when I have someone cool enough nearby to tag-team my mate with me XD until then, BD will do just fine
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Postby Shen » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:46 pm

I prefer all others. Human cocks, to me, are just...unattractive as heck. I've tried to find them attractive, but there's just nothing. Coupled with the way balls look, it just squicks me out. And for some reason dildo companies like to capitalize on all the things I don't like about dicks! Veins, circumcised, wrinkly balls, heads that look like they were squeezed too hard...yeah.

I just prefer dildos that don't resemble human bits at all.
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Postby Katsumi » Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:26 pm

Shenzi wrote:I prefer all others. Human cocks, to me, are just...unattractive as heck. I've tried to find them attractive, but there's just nothing. Coupled with the way balls look, it just squicks me out. And for some reason dildo companies like to capitalize on all the things I don't like about dicks! Veins, circumcised, wrinkly balls, heads that look like they were squeezed too hard...yeah.

I just prefer dildos that don't resemble human bits at all.


I completely agree, human cocks are a turn-off, whereas animal inspired ones look a lot better and feel a lot nicer as well.
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Postby QueenCheetah » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:49 pm

For some reason human dildos just don't... feel or fit like the real thing. >.< I'd rather have something exciting and stimulating rather than just a bland, poor imitation, lol.
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Re: human cawks vs. all the others o-o?

Postby Labyrinth » Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:16 am

I have nothing agaisnt human shaped dildos, but unfortunately, there isn't much to choose from out there.

If you want a realistic shape with veins and texture, you have to go with low quality, porous, non-silicone materials which often have horrible lingering chemical stink. I'm looking at you Dr. Johnson!

If you want 100% silicone, you have companies like Tantus and Fun Factory which offer quality products, but forget about realistic shapes or textures. Their human shaped dildos are all smooth and boring.

Fleshlight recently released their "Freaks" dildos (Vampire, Frankenstein, Zombie, Cyborg) which are supposedly 100% silicone. They have a weird varnished , shiny look on the photos I saw, but I haven't tried one.
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Re: human cawks vs. all the others o-o?

Postby Phyrre » Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:13 am

*gently nudges Laby in the direction of vixen creations*

They have several high quality, very detailed, realistic, 100% silicone toys : Here's a list~

I'm actually getting the only non-realistic dual density toy they offer for myself for xmas. It's Pink.

On Topic - I generally find toys that are too realistic to be off-putting. Either they look comical or they look too close to real and hop right into uncanny valley. Maybe (probably) I'm just morbid, but severed dicks do not appeal to me. :psyduck:

For some reason, this does not apply to toys that I want to use in a harness; I actually would prefer to have a convincingly realistic toy to wear if someone ever made something approaching my complexion. My brain is a weird place.

I like BD, Whipspider, and other non-realistic toys because I can tell that they're inanimate art (I do consider BD/Whipspider toys to be art-ish). They're sculpted, brightly colored, and obviously a fantasy representation. It works for me. :downs:
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Postby tonic » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:59 pm

I have 3 regular dildos, all different sizes, and a vibrator which does close to nothing for me. I wanted to get something from zeta because of more variety and decent pricing, but then I read up on their ridiculous wait times and decided to go with Bad Dragon which seemed a hell of a lot more reliable.
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Postby Valheru_Wolf » Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:52 am

Eh... My first toy was a BD toy, Ordered back in May and received late July ish. Never really looking into getting an actual human shaped dildo, not exactly sure why but I'v run across a few and nothing really interesting. Been thinking about getting some kind of Vibe but since i basically have no knowledge of the toys and kinda like the feeling of a knot I have no idea what to go for.

Heh actually when i first got it was kinda windering if osme of the toys with knots oculd be used as something like a butt plug... (they are fun to play with... and no. or atleast the ones I got don't work. Would have to insert them pretty much dry which I just can't do and they slip out too easy with lube.
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Postby Ice Kitten » Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:43 pm

The first thing I owned was a bullet vibrator and some plugs for working on anal. After that I started buying BD toys so I've never owned a realistic one either but at the same time, I don't have much interest in owning a realistic dildo, that's what my mate would be for. :3
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Postby hypersonic1 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:47 pm

I'd be happy to model a medium sized human cock should BD need volunteers haha. (a larger medium ;) )
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