How long does it take for my order to arrive?

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How long does it take for my order to arrive?

Postby Quiet269 » Wed May 27, 2009 9:46 am

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Am I the only one who is confused here?
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Re: How long does it take for my order to arrive?

Postby FinleyOtego » Wed May 27, 2009 10:10 am

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That's what I got from a translator on google.
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Re: How long does it take for my order to arrive?

Postby Foxfire » Wed May 27, 2009 10:13 am

What the heck? XD

Probably them taking the piss since once it's been mailed it's out of their hands and all that, but still amusing :)
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Re: How long does it take for my order to arrive?

Postby FinleyOtego » Wed May 27, 2009 10:16 am

Yeah. It's definitely more amusing than "Dur...me not know...dur" that you can get from some other places.
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Re: How long does it take for my order to arrive?

Postby Quiet269 » Wed May 27, 2009 10:20 am

They really should address the time it takes the make it in house... then redirect to another article if they want to be funny with the shipping part :P IMHO
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Re: How long does it take for my order to arrive?

Postby FinleyOtego » Wed May 27, 2009 10:24 am

But it won't always take the same amount of time in house. What if they discover a crap batch of silicone? Or there's something that prevents them from working? Or a sudden influx of orders?

There are a lot of variables going into this as BD is still a small run company. They do what they can but there just aren't enough people there to say "It will take exactly this long to make and ship your toy" and as has been said before once they take their hands off...they have nothing to do with it.
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Re: How long does it take for my order to arrive?

Postby Stormlion » Wed May 27, 2009 11:37 am

just google lorem ipssum

it's essentially latin gibberish, no idea why it's there though
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Re: How long does it take for my order to arrive?

Postby Freon Dragon » Wed May 27, 2009 11:44 am

Stormlion wrote:just google lorem ipssum

it's essentially latin gibberish, no idea why it's there though

Nice ^^

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http://www.lipsum.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum (contains translation)
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Re: How long does it take for my order to arrive?

Postby Draken14 » Wed May 27, 2009 11:49 am

Yeah, it's lorem ipsum. Basically placeholder text.

I was like, "Latin? You bastards."
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Re: How long does it take for my order to arrive?

Postby Varka » Wed May 27, 2009 2:51 pm

Yeah, sorry folks.

I'm going to try and get Runa to write up a proper article here - this was meant to have been done ages ago - and replace the placeholder 'lorem ipsum' text.

Also, LOL at how much confusion this caused :p
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Re: How long does it take for my order to arrive?

Postby Runa » Wed May 27, 2009 9:20 pm

In all fairness, I wrote up the FAQ, and I never got any support with it. There have been unanswered questions since I posted it, and since there's been a total og perhaps 4 comments on it....it hasn't been top priority.

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Re: How long does it take for my order to arrive?

Postby Quiet269 » Wed May 27, 2009 9:37 pm

I tried to bring to light the issues with the Warranty not being posted when my toy broke :oops: and now this...

I'm not sure how much more bitching I can do :lol:
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Re: How long does it take for my order to arrive?

Postby Runa » Thu May 28, 2009 6:42 am

Okay, we can't guarantee any times, you people know that...
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Re: How long does it take for my order to arrive?

Postby Quiet269 » Thu May 28, 2009 7:53 am

Runa wrote:Okay, we can't guarantee any times, you people know that...
Yeah, but something like what you have in the FAQ would be nice :)

I'm not saying that it has to be 100% correct... I would just like it to... actually have some information :P
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