I need help with customs

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I need help with customs

Postby Gieger61 » Wed May 27, 2009 4:20 pm

Hi,

It seems that the box containing my large Breeder has been impounded by the customs people here, and they have sent me a letter saying that i need to pay tax on it and describe exactly what is in the box.

Since this is France I need to fax it from my work, cause they have never heard of E-mail, so I am asking for help:

What is the least wierd way of describing a 13 inch silicon dragon penis to a customs man, that I can fax from a public place :)

Thanks in advance :D
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Re: I need help with customs

Postby Wolfe » Wed May 27, 2009 4:21 pm

"Silicon Sculpture" Is the most common one I believe :P
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Re: I need help with customs

Postby FinleyOtego » Wed May 27, 2009 4:22 pm

.3 metre marital aid, created from medical grade silicone.

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Re: I need help with customs

Postby Draken14 » Wed May 27, 2009 4:36 pm

Say that it's a prostate massage device made from medical grade silicone.

Oh, plus specially designed lubricant for 'ease of entry.' :P
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Re: I need help with customs

Postby Varka » Wed May 27, 2009 5:02 pm

One big vote for 'silicone sculpture' here.

As far as I know, there are no draconian (pun totally not intended) obscenity laws in France, so you may be able to get away just fine with it.

Though, I wonder why they are asking for what's in it - we declare that on the package already... Maybe you need to translate it to french for them :D
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Re: I need help with customs

Postby Blitz_Emmerich » Wed May 27, 2009 7:44 pm

Another vote for silicone sculpture
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Re: I need help with customs

Postby Gieger61 » Thu May 28, 2009 5:51 am

Thanks for the help everyone, reply has been sent, just hope they send it to me by the weekend and I dont get a letter back saying "you lieing bastard" or something to that effect :P
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Re: I need help with customs

Postby F1rewrath » Thu May 28, 2009 9:24 pm

Gieger61 wrote:Thanks for the help everyone, reply has been sent, just hope they send it to me by the weekend and I dont get a letter back saying "you lieing bastard" or something to that effect :P


that .... would be awkward :shock:
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Re: I need help with customs

Postby Kisu » Fri May 29, 2009 3:23 am

Last time I ordered something like this and it went to toll, it was sooo akward to go to the toll office, explain it to the officer and open the package :lol:
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Re: I need help with customs

Postby Dervacor » Fri May 29, 2009 9:12 am

Just say "it's a fat dragon cock sculpted in silicon that I plan on putting up my butt." No problems.

Oh, wait, stealth... Hmm.

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