I need help with customs

[Gieger61]

Hi,

It seems that the box containing my large Breeder has been impounded by the customs people here, and they have sent me a letter saying that i need to pay tax on it and describe exactly what is in the box.

Since this is France I need to fax it from my work, cause they have never heard of E-mail, so I am asking for help:

What is the least wierd way of describing a 13 inch silicon dragon penis to a customs man, that I can fax from a public place

Thanks in advance

[Wolfe]

"Silicon Sculpture" Is the most common one I believe

[FinleyOtego]

.3 metre marital aid, created from medical grade silicone.

Whether you're married or not doesn't matter. Good luck and have fun.

[Draken14]

Say that it's a prostate massage device made from medical grade silicone.

Oh, plus specially designed lubricant for 'ease of entry.'

[Varka]

One big vote for 'silicone sculpture' here.

As far as I know, there are no draconian (pun totally not intended) obscenity laws in France, so you may be able to get away just fine with it.

Though, I wonder why they are asking for what's in it - we declare that on the package already... Maybe you need to translate it to french for them

[Blitz_Emmerich]

Another vote for silicone sculpture

[Gieger61]

Thanks for the help everyone, reply has been sent, just hope they send it to me by the weekend and I dont get a letter back saying "you lieing bastard" or something to that effect

[F1rewrath]

Thanks for the help everyone, reply has been sent, just hope they send it to me by the weekend and I dont get a letter back saying "you lieing bastard" or something to that effect

that .... would be awkward

[Kisu]

Last time I ordered something like this and it went to toll, it was sooo akward to go to the toll office, explain it to the officer and open the package

[Dervacor]

Just say "it's a fat dragon cock sculpted in silicon that I plan on putting up my butt." No problems.

Oh, wait, stealth... Hmm.