So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

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So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Zen Dove » Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:39 pm

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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Zen Dove » Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:02 am

I no rite? XD

I was severely squicked, however, by nipple pumps. ._. That CAN'T be mainstream, right? Right?!
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Maxwell » Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:02 am

um. No, no I don't think Dragon Dick is weird. Why do you ask?
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Zen Dove » Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:14 am

...Did you even read the post?
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Ashendra » Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:41 am

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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Zen Dove » Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:43 am

I said it was wierd, I didn't say I didn't like them! :3

Although, I shrink away from that one. The gryph's bumps are more than I can handle, and that thing looks rougher than a cat's tongue!
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Ashendra » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:28 am

The idea of a cats tongue running over my clit sounds heavenly... o..O
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Evren » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:36 am

I heard that the belladonna's hand is good for stretching. =D
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Zen Dove » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:57 am

I bet. XD and here I was wondering whether a dragon hand dildo would go down ok...

Ash, I've just got hyper sensitive nerves. A little autistic, see, so sensory stimuli is very acute, a little like...say...for a normal person, thought process tends to override sensory input, and sensory input is scaled to relevance. For me, dealing with sensory input is different because my body reacts to even small changes--the taptaptap of keyboards, for example, is nearly unbearbly loud, and certain frequencies of sound are debilitating. I have bigger problems with touch sensations, though. I can't touch raw cotton, microfibre, honey, unrefined wool, and other rubbish without having this god-awful deep-rooted fight or flight response. Wet clothes is also a massive issue, when I was smaller my parents could barely stop me from just stripping nude every time I got out of the pool. >.>

/irrelavent ramble 8D
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Freon Dragon » Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:40 am

I think I've made a topic like this once...

NOTHING, not a single sex toy beats this:

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http://www.665leather.com/page/100/PROD/10002S005/6324

Yes, it's a fucking cripple's leg and junk! Full sized!
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Zen Dove » Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:02 am

That's why I made this thread! I couldn't find the old one. DX I personally love the boot. XD
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Ashendra » Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:28 am

Freon Hotshot wrote:I think I've made a topic like this once...

NOTHING, not a single sex toy beats this:

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http://www.665leather.com/page/100/PROD/10002S005/6324

Yes, it's a fucking cripple's leg and junk! Full sized!


No, nothing will beat that one's wierdness xD
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Maxwell » Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:32 am

Obviously the irony was lost.

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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby C-Rex » Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:55 am

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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Daeshuus Llvidicuus » Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:04 pm

WTF is with the cripple leg!?

(Mesa back! I think...)
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Uh, i think people think that... I don't freakin' know!
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Toggenburg » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:01 pm

To me, the ones that always weirded me out were the toys that were shaped like whole critters. I know that's some people's fetish, but when I see toys like http://www.beecourse.com/Products/Fun-Factory/200/Dinky-Digger/827/ marketed towards the average person, all I can think is, "But why would you shove that poor creature up there?"

In other news:
http://www.themillionsgroup.co.uk/Toy_Shop/Doctor_Who/Sarah_Jane_Adventures/2323_Sarah_Jane_Adventures:_Electronic_Sonic_Lipstick_with_Wrist_Scanner.html
PLUS
http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet/lipstick-vibe
EQUALS: hilarity!

...Well, in my opinion, anyway. Someday I might get around to acquiring one of those toys and modding it to vibrate. Also, doing the same to a sonic screwdriver. Because real fans know what the third setting is for.
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Luimeril » Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:32 pm

Zen Dove wrote:I bet. XD and here I was wondering whether a dragon hand dildo would go down ok...

Ash, I've just got hyper sensitive nerves. A little autistic, see, so sensory stimuli is very acute, a little like...say...for a normal person, thought process tends to override sensory input, and sensory input is scaled to relevance. For me, dealing with sensory input is different because my body reacts to even small changes--the taptaptap of keyboards, for example, is nearly unbearbly loud, and certain frequencies of sound are debilitating. I have bigger problems with touch sensations, though. I can't touch raw cotton, microfibre, honey, unrefined wool, and other rubbish without having this god-awful deep-rooted fight or flight response. Wet clothes is also a massive issue, when I was smaller my parents could barely stop me from just stripping nude every time I got out of the pool. >.>

/irrelavent ramble 8D


i know how that is, Zen. i'm the same way. certain textures and sounds make me gag... >.>

at any rate, those things are funny! XD the boobie pillow is epic!
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Flare Phoenix » Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:29 pm

Ashendra wrote:
Freon Hotshot wrote:I think I've made a topic like this once...

NOTHING, not a single sex toy beats this:

Image
http://www.665leather.com/page/100/PROD/10002S005/6324

Yes, it's a fucking cripple's leg and junk! Full sized!


No, nothing will beat that one's wierdness xD


Not even the Virgin Mary http://www.divine-interventions.com/mary.html

or perhaps the jackhammer Jesus http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Freon Dragon » Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:09 am

Nope.
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Ashendra » Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:37 am

Nope. =P Definitely not. Those things make me laugh, but cripple legs just creep me the fuck out. Therefore, much wierder. I'm very difficult to impress.
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