So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Evren » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:40 pm

Karighan wrote:Actually, I want to abuse Nathaniel.

Hehehehheehehehe. Always a hawt one.
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Rettirc » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:51 pm

You know, I don't even understand the vampire fetish/fad/whatever too well.

I... I've always liked werewolves so much better.. :[
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Freon Dragon » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:00 pm

When I fantasize about vampires... This:

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Danjen wrote:I will now add nothing of significant contribution to the thread!
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Awesome XD
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Seriph » Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:54 pm

Freon Hotshot wrote:When I fantasize about vampires... This:

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:mrgreen:

Danjen wrote:I will now add nothing of significant contribution to the thread!
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Awesome XD


Now that...Is a hawt ass vampire ^_^
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Ringshadow » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:52 pm

See, I don't find her particularly attractive personally. But then I hate the Underworld movies because I saw them as a blatant raping of the Vampire: The Masquerade setting. Not only that, the Underworld movies made a member of my WW game start pestering me to play an Abomination (vampiric werewolf), even after I showed him game rules for Abominations.

Blah. Malkavians all the way, man.

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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Terra » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:03 pm

Vampire penis - knowing this exists is going to be hard to recover from. *shudder*

Anyway, I was browsing a sexshop website today and found this:
http://www.sextoy.com/category.php?a=sextoycom&cid=679
Yes, they're just novelty toys with dicks on them for the lulz, but look harder, one of these things is not like the other...

http://www.sextoy.com/prod_info.php?a=s ... 000091-000
HES SO CUTE, wait... wtf? What is this lone cuddly otter doing amongst the blow-up buttsech grannies and jackrabbit vibrators? The only review on ottie is that he makes a cute office decoration and doesn't fall over.
Sure, I imagine a cute guy like this might appeal to some folks in the fandom that way, but uhh, this is a mainstream sextoy website and he seems completely innocent... "a great gift for your fellow otters or yourself!" ... am I missing something here?
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Freon Dragon » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:25 pm

You really have no idea, do you? :P

Try putting a condom on that otter.
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby C-Rex » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:31 pm

Terra wrote:http://www.sextoy.com/prod_info.php?a=sextoycom&cid=679&manufacturer=Otter+Fashions&pnum=CNVOF-BBF-000091-000
HES SO CUTE, wait... wtf? What is this lone cuddly otter doing amongst the blow-up buttsech grannies and jackrabbit vibrators? The only review on ottie is that he makes a cute office decoration and doesn't fall over.
Sure, I imagine a cute guy like this might appeal to some folks in the fandom that way, but uhh, this is a mainstream sextoy website and he seems completely innocent... "a great gift for your fellow otters or yourself!" ... am I missing something here?

Actually, I think that otters are another thing like bears or something. I've never quite understood the whole, bear/otter/wolf/other designations, myself.
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby ladyjewell » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:35 pm

my 2 cents

cripple leg wins the ewwwwww factor so far.

Look, its a plush kiki!

sparkly 'vampire' penis--cute, but as I don't plan a display shelf of my sex toys why bother shelling out extra for sparkles?

vamp sex--it's the biting. don't ask for specifics--I've tried to block out the psychobabble spewed at me for 2 and half hours about why people prefer were-/vamp-/furrie-/demon-/anime hentai tentacle-sex by a psych major attending the same convention I was in the hope of impressing me enough to get laid. and no, he didn't get any.

thought the lipstick vibe was funny, but sure a shooting someone would ask to borrow some. I thought the flashlight vibe had more of a squee factor. who the heck wants to light up their insides? seriously?

kate is cute, but not my type. her underworld boy-toy is a honey tho'.

doggy stylin' (to quote a White Wolf article from years ago) can be fun, but most weres are portrayed fairly homicidal. fun penis or not, I'd want some serious bondage before I crawled into bed with one.

nathaniel sounds cute (I just wanna roll around naked in his hair), and jean claude is yummy, but I'm a Micah girl. kitty-cat eyes, loads of muscles, and the description of his studliness--yum! their first encounter in the shower still makes my nipples perk.

tho' for my fun, I'd rather have toys built along the Breeds series lines. the original, Ellora's Cave versions, not the more mainstream versions available in the bookstore.
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Shardik » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:28 pm

By far the creepiest sex toys on the planet are "Japanese Love Cushions:"

http://www.dekunoboo.com/feeling.html

They're just something genuinely weird about the headless, armless, legless, suggestive-of-underageness-if-not-for-the-huge-titsness thing about them.
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby johnboy117 » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:32 pm

we need a popcorn emote :D
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Menarae » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:10 pm

I'mma just leave this here, kay kiddies?

Click if you dare!

A couple of the toys posted here have appeared on the blog. But there's lots more...like last week's entry! *shudders* And the Japanese head is...wtf?
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Vitani » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:40 pm

Rettirc wrote:You know, I don't even understand the vampire fetish/fad/whatever too well.

I... I've always liked werewolves so much better.. :[


Agreed 100%! xD
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Menarae » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:44 pm

Vitani wrote:
Rettirc wrote:You know, I don't even understand the vampire fetish/fad/whatever too well.

I... I've always liked werewolves so much better.. :[


Agreed 100%! xD


I like both ^.^ Which is why I have two werewolf dildos already, and am planning to get the Fleshlight Drac dildo. The Vamp is...blech.
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

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Postby Menarae » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:56 pm

xanthfrog wrote:pig heads oinkers...
well my tame contribution ..
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http://www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/baby-elephant/
http://www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/chain-gang/

i would consider owning the chain gang ,but yeah texture+size=no no
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:aaaaa: OWWW! Especially that Mega Milk It and the Chain Gang *shudders* The idea behind the Chain Gang is cool, but...tooooooo much texture for this girlie...
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Menarae » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:21 pm

Quail wrote:OMG this THING on that blog you linked...

http://www.scarysextoyfriday.com/2010/0 ... ap-on.html

D: D: D: D: D:

No words....


Yeah, that one's scary. But there's a Japanese head that's much, much worse. I stared at the pictures of it for ages, just trying to figure it out. I'll see if I can find it....

Edit: Found it! I gotta go find some eye bleach now...and my bad, it could be Chinese. Photographs displayed in Shanghai, anyway. Remind me to avoid Shanghai when the sex show's in town.
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Northy » Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:31 pm

I Happen to own this http://www.diamonddooronline.com.au/sex ... ple-pumps/ but what sucks is that I can't use it because the line from the pumps is too short for my breasts.(well actually it doesn't suck because if it did that would be the point! XD)

Also the most appealing looking vampire dildo I've seen is the one that fleshlight just released. It's a big big looking for me so I won't get it but if you look in the sharing experiences section someone reviewed one. (Which is where I found out they had it)
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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby Annubrius » Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:48 am

Freon Hotshot wrote:I think I've made a topic like this once...

NOTHING, not a single sex toy beats this:

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Yes, it's a fucking cripple's leg and junk! Full sized!


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Re: So you think Dragon Dick is wierd...

Postby C-Rex » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:44 pm

xanthfrog wrote:pig heads oinkers...
well my tame contribution ..
http://www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/charlie-horse-wiggly/
http://www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/mega-milk-it/
http://www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/baby-elephant/
http://www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/chain-gang/

i would consider owning the chain gang ,but yeah texture+size=no no
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Some of those are pretty nice. I'd seen the Elephant before, always kinda wanted one, myself. Sorta surprised that this isn't on there.
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