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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby meatloaf » Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:04 am

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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby KnotyDes » Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:13 am

boooo :unamused: you cant insert a brick. well maybe you can but getting it out maybe be difficult.

it is silly though.
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby Featherystorm » Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:14 am

I'm more concerned over the fact that people might attempt to stick that brick up what ever hole they use, even if it is silicone. That looks like a disaster waiting to happen.
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby IggyZen » Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:42 am

Wow....this year's April Fool's event item...sucks. I'm not buying a stupid looking Brick and fidget spinners....I'm taking my money and saving it for the next drop.
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby Lipton » Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:53 am

I wish they would do an All April Fools Sale again, a Brick is pretty boring and Fidget Spinners are just shit
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby IggyZen » Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:56 am

I wish they would've brought back the slugs....I missed out and now I wish I would've been able to purchase one of the cute darlings. Not a big one either. Just a small one would've done it. Well..poo. :crying:
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby Padre » Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:18 am

Well I actually think it kinda funny! I mean, I'm not gonna buy it, but it did make me laugh
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby Raya » Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:31 am

They want $60 plus shipping.... For a fucking simple hunk of silicone.......

What
The
Actual
Fuck....?

Now I'm glad I have no money..... I actually thought it was going to be something good like the shot glasses and 20 sided dice but NOPE!!!


On that same note I'm glad. That means I didn't miss out on something cool due to no money.
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby Faffy the FauxFox » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:57 am

lizardbreath wrote:broken fidget spinner?



and it was...kind of. wow. that is pretty amazing.

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this brick anyone can use. but a brick you can stick a dick in would of been more unique but expensive. and I guess the sleeves are hard to make. a sheath brick would of just been weird.

i feel dissapointed too.
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby Dracon Ra » Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:55 am

As much as I like the idea of a silicon brick to throw at people, $60 plus shipping is to much for a joke.
So I got to pass.
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby yuzupo » Sun Apr 01, 2018 5:17 am

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$60 is the Joke not the product this time

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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby Harbenz » Sun Apr 01, 2018 6:43 am

A brick? A BRICK??!!
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There is a joke about bricks I'm missing?
The joke is ruin our excitement :misc6: :laugh:
At first I thought it could be used as base to make toy higher, but nope. The grey one looks like a bar of soap, wouldn't that have been funnier? Or would people get outraged by "rape jokes" or something?
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby lizardbreath » Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:02 am

BRICK!
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby Thomas Reid » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:22 am

Lipton wrote:I wish they would do an All April Fools Sale again, a Brick is pretty boring and Fidget Spinners are just shit

I was waiting all year for this sale but without any interesting item i dont want to order for just one more toy and some merch. Not to mention the friend i wanted to gift the tankard too doesnt like the logo instead of a muscled dragon on it. Same goes for me.
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KnotyDes wrote:boooo :unamused: you cant insert a brick. well maybe you can but getting it out maybe be difficult.

it is silly though.


Some people might disagree with you on that one though i wouldnt try it.



Raya wrote:They want $60 plus shipping.... For a fucking simple hunk of silicone.......

What
The
Actual
Fuck....?

Now I'm glad I have no money..... I actually thought it was going to be something good like the shot glasses and 20 sided dice but NOPE!!!


On that same note I'm glad. That means I didn't miss out on something cool due to no money.

Oh i remember the dice. I was a bit disappointed with that one first but would buy another if ever on sale again. Though i was a bit unhappy because i truly thought you could use it as dice before someone told me it might be stuck in different places instead. :surprised:
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby yuzupo » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:28 am

Harbenz wrote:A brick? A BRICK??!!
brick.jpg

There is a joke about bricks I'm missing?
The joke is ruin our excitement :misc6: :laugh:
At first I thought it could be used as base to make toy higher, but nope. The grey one looks like a bar of soap, wouldn't that have been funnier? Or would people get outraged by "rape jokes" or something?


Well yea maybe considering there is 0 funny about rape in any fucking context but thats another topic for a whole other universe buddie :psyduck:
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby Padre » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:43 am

Fruityrumpusasshole wrote:
Harbenz wrote:A brick? A BRICK??!!
brick.jpg

There is a joke about bricks I'm missing?
The joke is ruin our excitement :misc6: :laugh:
At first I thought it could be used as base to make toy higher, but nope. The grey one looks like a bar of soap, wouldn't that have been funnier? Or would people get outraged by "rape jokes" or something?


Don't drop the soapbrick?

No really, you'll break a fucking toe :laugh:

soap on a rope would be less retarded. then it might be rounded enough to stick in your ass and have a cord? :eyeroll:

edit: bur for real I was under the impression there would be a sale. If not, I'm out.
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Upon further thought, they really missed a few opportunities there! It's the first time in decades that april fools falls on easter, they could have made quite a few fun jokes with that --- Like a bunny, or maybe even a "rabbit vibrator" that's a rabbit with a bullet vibe hole (it's a pun too! what more does one want!)? Or something different egg related, or maybe even go the risky joke way and do something religious a lá divine interventions. Along the line of Jackhammer Jesus? Though I expect not everyone would find that joke funny.

Still! So many missed opportunities to make the April fools joke something Easter related!
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby HornyUnicorn » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:55 am

*looks at product page*
Yup, its a brick. What I think is even funnier is that BD made a 3D preview it on the product page--watch that brick spin in all its glory.

What, only two color choices? But why can't I have a glow in the dark, nuclear brick?????!!

Harbenz wrote:A brick? A BRICK??!!
brick.jpg



LOL @ this pic.

Maybe this is the reason that the bricks are only made in soft silicone?

I guess we can't have hard silicone nuclear glowing bricks to throw at each other then. Might put out someone's eye, start a war, or get it stuck up someone's butt.
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby CakeLurker » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:10 am

I guess they were trying to do a pun on having a "brick joke" where you bring back an old joke unexpectedly when the audience has long forgotten about it. In this case, it's fidget spinners because BD is aware that they're late to the party on that meme lol

Which... yeah i get the joke but I still can't use it. :/ sorry but it's a pass for me too
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby Harbenz » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:13 am

yuzupo wrote:Well yea maybe considering there is 0 funny about rape in any fucking context but thats another topic for a whole other universe buddie :psyduck:

That is something that I think we all agree, and there is nothing to discuss about it. I'm just saying that the bar of soap is very recurrent, and I have seen it several times as a silly plot in several porn where there is a flirt and no rape. The jokes that BD makes is "we did this, what comes to your mind to do with it does not concern us, you dirty minds", I think it fits, but a brick... I don't get it.

Padre wrote:Still! So many missed opportunities to make the April fools joke something Easter related!

Someone on reddit said that maybe they decided to do something that no one would buy so don't have many orders and not saturate the backlog even more, it makes some sense.
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Re: /Bad Dragon General/

Postby Alakime » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:31 am

Sorry BD, but you guys have lost most if not all my interest for buying anything from you. A Brick....I was hoping for something more exciting, something that had a joke to it. The only joke is you guys :unamused: Your website and forums, and everything overall are messy and unappealing now, it shows in the designs too.
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