/Bad Dragon General/

[meatloaf]

im killing myself

[KnotyDes]

boooo you cant insert a brick. well maybe you can but getting it out maybe be difficult.

it is silly though.

[Featherystorm]

I'm more concerned over the fact that people might attempt to stick that brick up what ever hole they use, even if it is silicone. That looks like a disaster waiting to happen.

[IggyZen]

Wow....this year's April Fool's event item...sucks. I'm not buying a stupid looking Brick and fidget spinners....I'm taking my money and saving it for the next drop.

[Lipton]

I wish they would do an All April Fools Sale again, a Brick is pretty boring and Fidget Spinners are just shit

[IggyZen]

I wish they would've brought back the slugs....I missed out and now I wish I would've been able to purchase one of the cute darlings. Not a big one either. Just a small one would've done it. Well..poo.

[Padre]

Well I actually think it kinda funny! I mean, I'm not gonna buy it, but it did make me laugh

[Raya]

They want $60 plus shipping.... For a fucking simple hunk of silicone.......

What
The
Actual
Fuck....?

Now I'm glad I have no money..... I actually thought it was going to be something good like the shot glasses and 20 sided dice but NOPE!!!


On that same note I'm glad. That means I didn't miss out on something cool due to no money.

[Faffy the FauxFox]

broken fidget spinner?

and it was...kind of. wow. that is pretty amazing.

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this brick anyone can use. but a brick you can stick a dick in would of been more unique but expensive. and I guess the sleeves are hard to make. a sheath brick would of just been weird.

i feel dissapointed too.

[Dracon Ra]

As much as I like the idea of a silicon brick to throw at people, $60 plus shipping is to much for a joke.
So I got to pass.

[yuzupo]

► Show Spoiler

Bad Dragon controversy after man ends up in hospital with silicone brick trapped in ass

$60 is the Joke not the product this time

[Harbenz]

A brick? A BRICK??!!

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There is a joke about bricks I'm missing?
The joke is ruin our excitement
At first I thought it could be used as base to make toy higher, but nope. The grey one looks like a bar of soap, wouldn't that have been funnier? Or would people get outraged by "rape jokes" or something?

[lizardbreath]

BRICK!

[Thomas Reid]

I wish they would do an All April Fools Sale again, a Brick is pretty boring and Fidget Spinners are just shit

I was waiting all year for this sale but without any interesting item i dont want to order for just one more toy and some merch. Not to mention the friend i wanted to gift the tankard too doesnt like the logo instead of a muscled dragon on it. Same goes for me.

I dont know if this is ok to post here. So i wont use names.

the dildo thief has resurfaced over on Dragon Hoard. Beware, do not do trades.

So i heard a story from a place called horse-news. Is that related or is stealing used toys not that uncommen?

boooo you cant insert a brick. well maybe you can but getting it out maybe be difficult.

it is silly though.

Some people might disagree with you on that one though i wouldnt try it.

They want $60 plus shipping.... For a fucking simple hunk of silicone.......

What
The
Actual
Fuck....?

Now I'm glad I have no money..... I actually thought it was going to be something good like the shot glasses and 20 sided dice but NOPE!!!


On that same note I'm glad. That means I didn't miss out on something cool due to no money.

Oh i remember the dice. I was a bit disappointed with that one first but would buy another if ever on sale again. Though i was a bit unhappy because i truly thought you could use it as dice before someone told me it might be stuck in different places instead.

[yuzupo]

A brick? A BRICK??!!

brick.jpg

There is a joke about bricks I'm missing?
The joke is ruin our excitement
At first I thought it could be used as base to make toy higher, but nope. The grey one looks like a bar of soap, wouldn't that have been funnier? Or would people get outraged by "rape jokes" or something?

Well yea maybe considering there is 0 funny about rape in any fucking context but thats another topic for a whole other universe buddie

[Padre]

A brick? A BRICK??!!

brick.jpg

There is a joke about bricks I'm missing?
The joke is ruin our excitement
At first I thought it could be used as base to make toy higher, but nope. The grey one looks like a bar of soap, wouldn't that have been funnier? Or would people get outraged by "rape jokes" or something?

Don't drop the soapbrick?

No really, you'll break a fucking toe

soap on a rope would be less retarded. then it might be rounded enough to stick in your ass and have a cord?

edit: bur for real I was under the impression there would be a sale. If not, I'm out.
110% done tbh

Upon further thought, they really missed a few opportunities there! It's the first time in decades that april fools falls on easter, they could have made quite a few fun jokes with that --- Like a bunny, or maybe even a "rabbit vibrator" that's a rabbit with a bullet vibe hole (it's a pun too! what more does one want!)? Or something different egg related, or maybe even go the risky joke way and do something religious a lá divine interventions. Along the line of Jackhammer Jesus? Though I expect not everyone would find that joke funny.

Still! So many missed opportunities to make the April fools joke something Easter related!

[HornyUnicorn]

*looks at product page*
Yup, its a brick. What I think is even funnier is that BD made a 3D preview it on the product page--watch that brick spin in all its glory.

What, only two color choices? But why can't I have a glow in the dark, nuclear brick?????!!

A brick? A BRICK??!!

brick.jpg

LOL @ this pic.

Maybe this is the reason that the bricks are only made in soft silicone?

I guess we can't have hard silicone nuclear glowing bricks to throw at each other then. Might put out someone's eye, start a war, or get it stuck up someone's butt.

[CakeLurker]

I guess they were trying to do a pun on having a "brick joke" where you bring back an old joke unexpectedly when the audience has long forgotten about it. In this case, it's fidget spinners because BD is aware that they're late to the party on that meme lol

Which... yeah i get the joke but I still can't use it. :/ sorry but it's a pass for me too

[Harbenz]

Well yea maybe considering there is 0 funny about rape in any fucking context but thats another topic for a whole other universe buddie

That is something that I think we all agree, and there is nothing to discuss about it. I'm just saying that the bar of soap is very recurrent, and I have seen it several times as a silly plot in several porn where there is a flirt and no rape. The jokes that BD makes is "we did this, what comes to your mind to do with it does not concern us, you dirty minds", I think it fits, but a brick... I don't get it.

Still! So many missed opportunities to make the April fools joke something Easter related!

Someone on reddit said that maybe they decided to do something that no one would buy so don't have many orders and not saturate the backlog even more, it makes some sense.

[Alakime]

Sorry BD, but you guys have lost most if not all my interest for buying anything from you. A Brick....I was hoping for something more exciting, something that had a joke to it. The only joke is you guys Your website and forums, and everything overall are messy and unappealing now, it shows in the designs too.