I GOT A BRICK
You know, I forgot all about BD's April Fool's until I opened my email. Waking up at @3pm (give me a break, I was up really late yeste- way past midnight).
So. A brick.
A fucking brick.
A fucking... um, yeah I got nothing else. A brick.
And I bought it. Why? Who the fuck knows (I say fuck a lot don't I. Fuck.)? I am a bit of an impulse buyer and went ahead and got it. Maybe to join my 8 or so slugs. Decor. I think funky things... or just "off". It's me. It just is. It also gave me an excuse to pick something else I've been thinking about: a t-shirt.
I had a t-shirt I got from their Fallout promotion, but I kinda wore that out. But I liked it, soft and good to lounge in... while fucking myself with a brick... well, no, like my slugs, that's not going in me. And a pack a teenies... I always get teenies.
I considered another keychain (surprised Waffle is still there), but passed this time.
I actually like this more than last year. Really. I didn't get the whole fire hydrant thing. And to be honest, I don't get the brick, either, but I'm whimsical.
Hey BD, can we see a wall made of these bricks? Might look cool.
Can you show some pics of the brick when you get it?
I would‘ve bought one myself if the shipping wouldn’t cost as much as the brick itself...
And the damn customs later on...