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Awkward moments

Postby TinyCuteBug » Mon Oct 27, 2014 5:34 pm

Let's hear some awkward moments to make those of us who might have had one of these, not me of course, feel less alone.

That awkward moment when you reach for your soda and get scared by the off squishy thing you accidently firmly grip.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby thesharkwhisperer » Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:33 am

"Sweetie, you forgot your dragon dildo into the shower."
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Aazhie » Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:54 pm

thesharkwhisperer wrote:"Sweetie, you forgot your dragon dildo into the shower."



LOL. Finding out my furry friend who just had a baby somehow MAGICALLY know I have had a dildo population increase and just randomly asks me out of the blue while we are fussing at the tiny babby. "OMG WHEN DID YOU GET SO MANY BD TOYS??"


...thanks roommate who can't keep his blabbermouth shut, how many of our friends know that I have 40+ toys exactly?? I mean, I leave them out on a shelf and stuff and I don't care if roommates see them when they drop my shitoff on my bed, but JFC man, does all of the county need to know this?

It's not even that I MIND my friends knowing this, but it's the whole CONSENT issue of: Dude, let ME tell my friends I have a bajillion BD's rather than gossiping about it because you can't save up to afford your own, k? :stick:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Scorpio » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:49 am

If you sit down to watch porn, check your headset. The reason that the sound is bad might just be because your speakers are connected into your computer instead.
And yes. Turning up the volume will help you (and anybody else in an appartment building with leaf-thin walls) hear the videos much better.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Reyvanna » Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:02 pm

House mate: "Why are you boiling water?"

Me: "I'm making pasta."

Housemate: *leans over pot* "Then why are there dildos in there?"

Me: Image "Because."
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Audax » Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:11 pm

I had an awkward moment where I went to push the plunger on a cumtubed toy, and the tube severed, shooting lube pretty much everywhere. : |
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Timbe » Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:11 pm

This happened a few years ago...Went to work, and asked my mother if she could take my bedding out of the dryer when it was done if she needed it. I come home, and on my futon are three of my dildoes, a vibrator, nipple clamps and a big purple whip. On my bed are my sheets.

Not a word has been spoken of it to this day.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Sleighter » Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:21 pm

Audax wrote:I had an awkward moment where I went to push the plunger on a cumtubed toy, and the tube severed, shooting lube pretty much everywhere. : |

This. Omfg. I did this a few times with a gell type lube before figuring out it was to thick OTL. I launched lube everywhere a few times.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Audax » Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:08 pm

Sleighter wrote:
Audax wrote:I had an awkward moment where I went to push the plunger on a cumtubed toy, and the tube severed, shooting lube pretty much everywhere. : |

This. Omfg. I did this a few times with a gell type lube before figuring out it was to thick OTL. I launched lube everywhere a few times.

High fives for awkward lube incident buddies. I've learned better since then, but holy lube everywhere, Batman, that was a mess.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby IsisKitsune » Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:56 pm

I had cousins(<18) coming over (they have a tendency to raid my room cause it's in the basement and I have games and shit down there and nothing in the rest of the house) and I had just boiled my boys that morning (before going to late classes) and spazzed the fuck out the moment I got home cause my boys were just sitting out on my table amongst my consoles and stuffed them in the drawer just as the kids came downstairs o.0
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Crazzy » Sat Nov 01, 2014 1:53 pm

Two days before I left home for college I was doing some last minute shopping when out of the blue my mother comes up to me when I walk into the house and asks me

" Hun you said you keep your dragon dildos in your closest right? I just wanted to make sure so I don't find them when I clean the house."
She said this as I came into the house with the front door wide OPEN :shock: with people in earshot range to hear every word. I don't know if that was an accident or a going away gift.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Time~Machine » Sat Nov 01, 2014 3:38 pm

Recently when I was moving, I was out of the house for something and my mom said she'd finish packing for me, and when I got done moving I found the box she packed and there were two of my toys in it.. I like to think she glanced over it, but I don't know how you even could. Never said anything about it though :stick:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby TinyCuteBug » Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:21 pm

so my dad works out of state and i'm not used to him being home so this happened:
me: -innocently browsing bad dragon with my toybox on the guitar stool i usually keep it on wiiiidee open with my very brightly colored wyvern VERY visable-...... -hears carpet noises-
oh god. OH GOD OH SHIT :shock:
-knock knock knock on my door frame-

LIGHTNING FLASH TO COVER MY BOX

dad: Um....
Me: DONT LOOK IN MY BOX IT'S MY SECRET BOX FULL OF MY SECRET ART BOX ART SEEEECRETTT!!!!!!
dad:....... k..........

that is literally what came out of my mouth. I couldn't have handled that more poorly. :ugeek:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Willow » Sun Nov 02, 2014 1:45 pm

So one time [at band camp lol] I had super secret sex. I threw the condom... somewhere and misplaced it. Well, I brought my clothes home to do my laundry (I didn't like the laundry room where I live).
So I'm about to put my clothes in the drier when I realized my father already did.
He says "There's something on the washing machine that belongs to you." Yeah, you see where I'm going with this. Never said anything else and never brought it up again.
...of course, I've caught him in awkward situations too.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Ress » Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:21 pm

I just realized I'd accidentally smushed a spider with the base of one of my toys. After washing it off, it turns out the silicone now holds a tiny spider shaped indentation.

I sincerely hope it bounces back from it. :psyduck:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby IsisKitsune » Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:38 am

Ress wrote:I just realized I'd accidentally smushed a spider with the base of one of my toys. After washing it off, it turns out the silicone now holds a tiny spider shaped indentation.

I sincerely hope it bounces back from it. :psyduck:


It should (it's an extremely soft firmness toy isn't it?) I have an extra soft tentacle I can leave finger prints in but it always bounces back
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Ress » Tue Nov 04, 2014 3:57 am

IsisKitsune wrote:It should (it's an extremely soft firmness toy isn't it?) I have an extra soft tentacle I can leave finger prints in but it always bounces back

Listed as regular soft, but yeah, it's very squishy. I haven't really been able to figure out just how much it can bounce back from - it took to a very, very gentle test bite, fortunately gentle enough that light has to shine on it for it to show, and has picked up a random scrape that might be a tiny nail mark trail. Fingerprints are held for about ten seconds. Spider mark seems to have vanished, though. ^^
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Lore » Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:46 am

My recent awwwwwwwkward:

Wash a toy, leave it out to air dry and accidentally fall asleep.

Wake up to my uncle knocking on my door saying "you might want to get your dick off of the counter before your grandmother wakes up"

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Re: Awkward moments

Postby stuck-on-the-knot1 » Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:04 pm

I recently was playing with my Medium Chance in the shower and my grandma was visiting for the week. I was using him with some BD cumlube and having a good time and finished. I got my chance and went to bed. I forgot the CUMLUBE in the shower next to the shampoo >~< Kill me ugh. I hope she isn't hating and judging me too much. I know for a fact she saw. :cry:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Scorpio » Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:18 pm

That awkward moment when you realise that cum lube has the same scent as the slime for your old he-man and turtles toys. My childhood will never look the same again.

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