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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Celebi284 » Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:11 am

Oh how I wish I never had anything to put on this forum, but alas, I do. So today I was having a toy session and taking pics for my partner, and I was getting a little loud, not a problem since no one is home and the such. I had just finished with a very loud "mmmph~" type sound and I get a text from my mom. Telling me she's home. I just about died inside, I have no idea what she heard or how long she's been here, but seeing as she texted me instead of coming upstairs to say hi, I think she knows.

At least she doesn't know about my toys- I haven't decided if I'll tell her, she's pretty cool but it's still weird because shes my mom. So, yeah. My mom probably heard me loudly getting off today. :')
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby DrZed » Thu Jun 16, 2016 10:08 am

Sister walks into my room, asks me to make her a copy of her passport and print some blanks for visa. While i'm doing tech thing, she sees empty cardboard box in which my toys arrived and asks "You got new toys?". I sigh "If only..." and give her papers she asked me to print. She leaves and then i'm like "Wait a second..." :bugeyed: And ti kept giggling for the rest of the evening.

Or maybe she somehow saw my large gryph under my desk drying off. Heh, good thing i somewhat told my mom about this much earlier...
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Postby Fenny » Thu Jun 16, 2016 10:49 am

Not really an awkward moment but simply put, I was toying and my mom came home (didnt' know that was gonna happen). I was in the bathroom and she wanted to use it. While I was taking quite some time in there she went to my room and found my lube. She mocked me about it. Really don't like her...

She's pokey as hell and doesn't respect my privacy in the least.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby KnotyDes » Wed Jun 22, 2016 5:00 pm

i have 2 awkward moments one more than the other

about a year ago i i go to have a session because nobody was home at the time. i go warm up the shower and LOCK the door. I do my cleaning out routine and i use a bucket we keep in the shower to catch water to warm up my toys. i finish cleaning out am now taking a shower when i here a noise........then nothing i think oh well its just the wind (it was a windy day). then i hear the Click of the door unlocking (full panic mode engage) and sister barges in to get something i think is was a tampon or pad. i quickly reach out of the shower curtain and drop a towel over the bucket while yelling WHAT R U DOING GO AWAY :angry: . i don't know how much she saw nothing was said ever about what happened. Needless to say that session was thoroughly ruined.

then the second one was yesterday my good friend posted a motorized cat tail that think geek is sell now. i comment back that think geek is turning into THAT kind of company now and he replies with "next thing tell sell will be dragon dildos" :bugeyed: .......my paranoia kicks into overdrive immediately thinking does he know.......................i did not reply.
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Postby Curiosa » Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:30 pm

So today in between working on some house stuff with my family, I'm sitting next to my mom and talking to her and my sister. I figured I'd passively browse Pinterest on my tablet while we chat and opened what I thought was Pinterest. Nope. I opened up my sketch app (same color scheme), which always brings up the last thing I was working on, even if I didn't save.

My last sketch just happened to be a very NSFW drawing of two guys roughly going at it.

Let me remind you, I'm sitting next to my mother and didn't realize I opened the wrong app for a full 30 seconds. I'm really hoping she was so focused on the conversation that she didn't notice my pervy drawing, or since it was still in the sketching stages that she couldn't tell what it was. Hasn't brought it up, so I'm (mostly) sure she didn't see it.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby BasilBunny » Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:41 pm

This story could have been waaay more awkward but in any case, this morning I had the house to myself and a few hours to kill before work so I figure, "hey what the heck, I'm gonna fool around a bit". I decided to grab my Fenrir and tossed him into a pot on the stove while I pulled up something to watch while I waited. Just as the water started to heat up what should I hear but a car pulling into the driveway. Turns out my dad was working from home and had only popped out for a few minutes. So there I am in the kitchen (the first room you walk into in our house) porn blaring on the table and a dragon dildo in hand. Needless to say I bolted, slammed my computer shut on the way, and squirreled away my toy just in the nick of time. I managed to get everything incriminating away but there was still the perplexing matter of the random pot of boiled water just chilling on the stove, luckily I don't think it raised too many question. A close call but a good lesson to make double sure the coast is clear before getting frisky!
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Postby Oreganouser » Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:06 pm

Got a few here to relate.

First date with my girlfriend, we come back to my place to watch a movie and snack on some pizza after hiking. I dutifully hid all my toys and lube and whatnot. So I wander into my room to grab the movie, and come out to see she's got the Bad Dragon record, looking over the sleeve of it. I was mortified, and hoped she wouldn't recognize it.
"Hey [Oreggy]...do you actually have any bad dragon toys?"
Sooooo we spent most of the rest of the night goofing off with them and having sword fights with my chances.

Now, six months later, I'm having fun with my chance, getting in some personal me time after a long day at work. Eyes are closed, I'm getting noisy...until there's a knock at my door and it opens. I quickly fling my blanket over myself (Getting cumlube all over the inside) and bite my lip, as my sister comes in. She had let herself into my place to grab something she left, and wanted to say hi. If she had known what I was doing, she never said. I honestly don't think she did....Laundry wasn't fun that night. :unamused:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby katze » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:37 pm

one time not too long ago my mom knocked on my door literally right as i came. i nearly died, the timing was too perfect (unforunately for me). luckily i lock my door when i toy.

she's knocked on my door before while i was toying, but this was the most unfortunate experience.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Space Lizard » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:04 pm

katze wrote:one time not too long ago my mom knocked on my door literally right as i came. i nearly died, the timing was too perfect (unforunately for me). luckily i lock my door when i toy.

she's knocked on my door before while i was toying, but this was the most unfortunate experience.

Oh god, I had the same thing happen to me, except it was my sister who nearly walked in. And my problem is my door has no lock, so what I did was bolt to my door, naked, and leaned on it so my sister couldn't open it after knocking a few times and not getting an immediate response from me. I just kept saying "Wait... hold on," like some drunk, until she got bored and walked away.

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Postby Canteron32 » Fri Jul 08, 2016 2:36 am

Space Lizard wrote:
katze wrote:one time not too long ago my mom knocked on my door literally right as i came. i nearly died, the timing was too perfect (unforunately for me). luckily i lock my door when i toy.

she's knocked on my door before while i was toying, but this was the most unfortunate experience.

Oh god, I had the same thing happen to me, except it was my sister who nearly walked in. And my problem is my door has no lock, so what I did was bolt to my door, naked, and leaned on it so my sister couldn't open it after knocking a few times and not getting an immediate response from me. I just kept saying "Wait... hold on," like some drunk, until she got bored and walked away.

I hate it when you can't enjoy the afterglow.

Damnit, you two reminded of something that happened when I was still at my parents place.
So I'd moved into a room we built into the garage, so I'm alone in a pretty soundproof room, so I decided to, ahem, play around a bit. There's my bedroom door, and way across the garage is a metal door that's very loud, so I'm not too worried. And just as I'm cumming, boom bedroom door opens, there's mum, completely not hearing the outside door apparently. So I'm sitting there, having a conversation while still cumming under the sheets, praying that she leaves before she asks me to get out of bed for some reason.
This is when I learned, I'm damned good at speaking normally in that situation. I still wanted the world to swallow me from embarrassment though.
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Postby DarkyAmyK9 » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:23 am

A friend sent me a pic to show her new hairs.

First thing I noticed, a giant EA Vixen in the background on a towel or something with the cum tube siringe filled to the top oO.
Had to zoom a bit but still xD.

I wonder if she even noticed, and if she haven't I'm more wondering if I should tell her about that. Maybe she won't believe me if I say I got the same haha, or she might have sent the same pic to a few friends of her.

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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Sandpaper » Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:00 am

DarkyAmyK9 wrote:A friend sent me a pic to show her new hairs.

First thing I noticed, a giant EA Vixen in the background on a towel or something with the cum tube siringe filled to the top oO.
Had to zoom a bit but still xD.

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You should totally send her a pic with your toy "accidentally" visable in the background!

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Postby wolfstardobe » Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:36 pm

It's 12:30 am and I just finished toying so I go to clean up in the bathroom like usual. Well, everyone in the house is usually asleep so I felt safe holding my, now clean, Austin while stopping to get a glass of water...

First my sister walks up to me wanting me to look at her throat (she has tonsil stones--- it's really gross) and then my brother comes up on the other side looking to fill his glass with ice and water! All the while, I have my Austin in my hand... :psyduck:

If anyone noticed they didn't say anything.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby wolfstardobe » Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:44 pm

Zaphora wrote:
wolfstardobe wrote:It's 12:30 am and I just finished toying so I go to clean up in the bathroom like usual. Well, everyone in the house is usually asleep so I felt safe holding my, now clean, Austin while stopping to get a glass of water...

First my sister walks up to me wanting me to look at her throat (she has tonsil stones--- it's really gross) and then my brother comes up on the other side looking to fill his glass with ice and water! All the while, I have my Austin in my hand... :psyduck:

If anyone noticed they didn't say anything.




Lol omg that's funny xD I haven't had that happen I had my sister almost walk in on me washing a large rex in the sink :stick:


Its the first time I've ever had this happen. So glad it wasn't the GITD one... Talk about a beacon. Lol.
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Postby DarkyAmyK9 » Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:32 am

wolfstardobe wrote:
Zaphora wrote:
wolfstardobe wrote:It's 12:30 am and I just finished toying so I go to clean up in the bathroom like usual. Well, everyone in the house is usually asleep so I felt safe holding my, now clean, Austin while stopping to get a glass of water...

First my sister walks up to me wanting me to look at her throat (she has tonsil stones--- it's really gross) and then my brother comes up on the other side looking to fill his glass with ice and water! All the while, I have my Austin in my hand... :psyduck:

If anyone noticed they didn't say anything.




Lol omg that's funny xD I haven't had that happen I had my sister almost walk in on me washing a large rex in the sink :stick:


Its the first time I've ever had this happen. So glad it wasn't the GITD one... Talk about a beacon. Lol.


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Postby BorisLover » Wed Jul 13, 2016 2:33 am

That moment of horror where you watch your teenie Virgil slide down the drain :surprised: :crying:

Im in a rental so Im hoping he doesnt cause a blockage in the pipes and got caught in the U bend !
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Postby DarkyAmyK9 » Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:04 am

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BorisLover wrote:That moment of horror where you watch your teenie Virgil slide down the drain :surprised: :crying:

Im in a rental so Im hoping he doesnt cause a blockage in the pipes and got caught in the U bend !



Drains here actually have only a small hole for water.... unlike toilet.

So you can basically fish out everything that felt inside.
Maybe it's like that too where you live?
Try with a metal clothes hanger or something long that might give you an hint if its still there!
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Postby Sandpaper » Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:12 am

DarkyAmyK9 wrote::crying:
BorisLover wrote:That moment of horror where you watch your teenie Virgil slide down the drain :surprised: :crying:

Im in a rental so Im hoping he doesnt cause a blockage in the pipes and got caught in the U bend !



Drains here actually have only a small hole for water.... unlike toilet.

So you can basically fish out everything that felt inside.
Maybe it's like that too where you live?
Try with a metal clothes hanger or something long that might give you an hint if its still there!

I don't know how your pipes look, but the u bend is usually quite accessible, so you could probably do your own plumbing. Just remember to keep a bucket under the sink! And don't breathe through your nose! The gunk... It stinks...

How do I know this? That's an awkward story :stick:
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Postby DarkyAmyK9 » Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:04 pm

Sandpaper wrote:
DarkyAmyK9 wrote::crying:
BorisLover wrote:That moment of horror where you watch your teenie Virgil slide down the drain :surprised: :crying:

Im in a rental so Im hoping he doesnt cause a blockage in the pipes and got caught in the U bend !



Drains here actually have only a small hole for water.... unlike toilet.

So you can basically fish out everything that felt inside.
Maybe it's like that too where you live?
Try with a metal clothes hanger or something long that might give you an hint if its still there!

I don't know how your pipes look, but the u bend is usually quite accessible, so you could probably do your own plumbing. Just remember to keep a bucket under the sink! And don't breathe through your nose! The gunk... It stinks...

How do I know this? That's an awkward story :stick:



Ah, I was talking about the drain on the floor.

For the sink one, big chance the teenie got stuck there indeed and yeah, all sink here are legally forced to have something to access them. It stink sometime when you open it rarely but it's a good thing as it might have got the toy stuck there.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby BorisLover » Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:18 pm

Thanks guys hopefully I can retrieve him then.
The U bend is visible underneath the sink and easily accessible. I'm a very weak person physically so hopefully I can wrench it open.
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