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Re: Awkward moments

Postby DarkyAmyK9 » Sat Jul 23, 2016 6:22 pm

Zaphora wrote:we talked it over a bit and we agreed that he never saw them :O :psyduck:

It was beyond awkward



How you did that oO?
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby DarkyAmyK9 » Sat Jul 23, 2016 6:24 pm

KinkyVampire69 wrote:I have a few instances that were kind of awkward.
First, I ordered my very first toy back several months ago, a small/soft ridgeback from BD and after about 5 weeks it was finally shipped. I ordered UPS to drop it off at the back door so I could just sneak it in without question, but then low and behold my teenage brother walks in with the package when it arrives instead.

I couldn't tell whether he had read the label and was just covering for me or not but he hands it to me asking "Hey here's your package, this is your steam controller you ordered right?" (planned on it, but then never ordered it) I am blushing a little bit at this point and awkwardly reply because most of the time I'm a bad liar "Uhh.. Yeah, yeah right my controller.. Thanks." Before quickly taking It and scurrying into my room before anyone else asked about it.

Next, there was a time where I was sitting stark ass naked in my room just watching YouTube and my grama walked right in without knocking. She took it casually like it was a normal thing to walk in on and says "Oh, are you just sitting in here naked?" And I reply "Uh.. Yeah.." Without making eye contact. She leaves the room quietly without another word ONLY after finishing what she came in to do.

And finally, i'm pretty sure my grama had discovered my neon purple flogger at some point. I'm just glad she didn't bring it up.. >.<



At least she didn't entered while you were taking it tho haha
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Fenny » Sat Jul 23, 2016 7:07 pm

I had one a few weeks ago. My mom found my bottle of j-lube. She asked what it was for, I said that it was for giant bubbles, and she said that she's not an idiot. I have one of those pokey parents. The worst part is that she mocks me, especially when she found my toy.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Satori Komeiji » Sun Jul 24, 2016 6:41 am

I was going in to finalize being hired for a retail job at a natural foods store, but I forgot to bring my passport or social security card, so I had to call my dad and ask him to bring them to the store.

Not too bad, since I store them together in my high school diploma, right?

...Only I keep that on the shelf in my room behind my Kelvin >.> He didn't say anything about it and when I got home it was still where I'd left it, but my diploma was on my bed.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby little-mythgital » Sun Jul 24, 2016 8:43 am

Being that I washed the towel that was covered with lube, I think there is still some on it but I don't know.
So I put it in the conservatory for about 4 hours in hopes that it would dry up a bit, I then hanged it back on the peg in worry if my dad would be home.
He has just comes home, first thing is he questions me why was my towel wet :surprised:
I just went 'Eh...'
Dad: Well I will just put another up

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I'm terrified now, I washed the patch that it was covered so It wasn't a lot to dry and all this time in warm weather it still hasn't dried.
I'm surprised he didn't question me further, but he may tell my mum when she gets home. I hope he forgets.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Giyri » Sun Jul 24, 2016 9:25 am

Fenny wrote:I had one a few weeks ago. My mom found my bottle of j-lube. She asked what it was for, I said that it was for giant bubbles, and she said that she's not an idiot. I have one of those pokey parents. The worst part is that she mocks me, especially when she found my toy.

Sounds unpleasant. I've found that one of the best ways to deflect mockery is to just completely own it. If a topic comes up that's supposed to make you uncomfortable, show that you're 100% OK with who you are and unashamed. Might be harder to pull off if you've already tried to hide the lube's purpose, though, and I guess it would depend on overall personality...
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Lipton » Sun Jul 24, 2016 9:42 am

Giyri wrote:
Fenny wrote:I had one a few weeks ago. My mom found my bottle of j-lube. She asked what it was for, I said that it was for giant bubbles, and she said that she's not an idiot. I have one of those pokey parents. The worst part is that she mocks me, especially when she found my toy.

Sounds unpleasant. I've found that one of the best ways to deflect mockery is to just completely own it. If a topic comes up that's supposed to make you uncomfortable, show that you're 100% OK with who you are and unashamed. Might be harder to pull off if you've already tried to hide the lube's purpose, though, and I guess it would depend on overall personality...


Never understood it why people go full awkward with sexual stuff anyways, sexuality is the most normal thing on this planet. You do it, your parents do it and a lot others do it. If my mom would ask me such a question I would probably say ironic "Not for eating purposes I guess" (Well she knows about my collection anyways, I get so many packages there is no point in going for some idiotic excuses). Just be comfortable about it :3
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Fenny » Sun Jul 24, 2016 11:12 am

Giyri wrote:
Fenny wrote:I had one a few weeks ago. My mom found my bottle of j-lube. She asked what it was for, I said that it was for giant bubbles, and she said that she's not an idiot. I have one of those pokey parents. The worst part is that she mocks me, especially when she found my toy.

Sounds unpleasant. I've found that one of the best ways to deflect mockery is to just completely own it. If a topic comes up that's supposed to make you uncomfortable, show that you're 100% OK with who you are and unashamed. Might be harder to pull off if you've already tried to hide the lube's purpose, though, and I guess it would depend on overall personality...


She even said that using toys was for married people *laugh* she's oblivious to the larger world.

I guess my fear is that she might throw it away.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby DarkGarnet394 » Sun Jul 24, 2016 3:53 pm

Hi all I have a awkard moment as well I was just relaxing today like i would do on any Sunday just watching tv playing some games taking care of some stuff like dishes an taking out the trash I felt abit frisky so decided to pull out my first Bad Dragon toy i had got Mountain Drake wash him/it up an fool around with my sexy big bad dragon seeing as one was home I thought why not I was getting all hot & bothered so i moved to my bathroom & God it felt amazing :blush: so i washed Mountain Drake off after i was finished gave myself a break for a hour or so than i decided to go an have some more fun washed up Mountain Drake again & got all warmed up than fooled around with my Mountain Drake an one point i almost fell asleep with it in me just as i was messing around more I hear a door open & foot step my mom was home she had gotten me hand soap & wanted to give it to me I said"just leave it in my bathroom Mom." I guess she didn't hear me because my mom came up to my door well i was still fooling around with my Mountain Drake opened the door well i was naked & Mom said"Here's your soap." I put my legs together looked up & said"Mom!" :doh: :bugeyed: She laughed abit than left my room & closed the door. Awkard as hell
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Fenny » Sun Jul 24, 2016 4:54 pm

DarkGarnet394 wrote:Hi all I have a awkard moment as well I was just relaxing today like i would do on any Sunday just watching tv playing some games taking care of some stuff like dishes an taking out the trash I felt abit frisky so decided to pull out my first Bad Dragon toy i had got Mountain Drake wash him/it up an fool around with my sexy big bad dragon seeing as one was home I thought why not I was getting all hot & bothered so i moved to my bathroom & God it felt amazing :blush: so i washed Mountain Drake off after i was finished gave myself a break for a hour or so than i decided to go an have some more fun washed up Mountain Drake again & got all warmed up than fooled around with my Mountain Drake an one point i almost fell asleep with it in me just as i was messing around more I hear a door open & foot step my mom was home she had gotten me hand soap & wanted to give it to me I said"just leave it in my bathroom Mom." I guess she didn't hear me because my mom came up to my door well i was still fooling around with my Mountain Drake opened the door well i was naked & Mom said"Here's your soap." I put my legs together looked up & said"Mom!" :doh: :bugeyed: She laughed abit than left my room & closed the door. Awkard as hell



I ran out of breath just reading the first sentence! I wonder what the soap is for~
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby DarkGarnet394 » Sun Jul 24, 2016 5:17 pm

Fenny wrote:I ran out of breath just reading the first sentence! I wonder what the soap is for~

The soap is for me & my Bad Dragon toys I use hand soap for me & my Bad Dragon toys :smilenox: :blush:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby katze » Sun Jul 24, 2016 6:06 pm

Almost left my fenrir in a towel inside the family hamper today. That could have been REALLY bad :psyduck:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Jayywolf » Sun Jul 24, 2016 7:13 pm

Hi new guy to the forum but long time owner of BD toys.
Needless to say this board made me create an account so I could post this.

So back when I was in college a few years ago in the dorms during the dreaded final exam week. I was having the hardest time passing my own personal test. Knot the large razor.

I had been trying for the past month to knot it. I was in the shared bathroom after hearing my suite mate leave for his exam. I assumed I had a few hours minimal to get things done.

After working myself into a frenzy I finally just dropped on it and knotted the toy to a super loud click noise of metal off tile floor. I froze and head the door to the bathroom open from my suitemates room. I'm not sure which I was more embarrassed about. Being half naked knotted to the razor or the fact that I was fronting my steel chastity device to him that had bounced off the tile floor.

from now on I always use a rubber gun cleaning mat under me when playing with BD toys on hard surfaces.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby kt~ » Sun Jul 24, 2016 7:29 pm

tentacletommy wrote:
Lipton wrote:Never understood it why people go full awkward with sexual stuff anyways, sexuality is the most normal thing on this planet. You do it, your parents do it and a lot others do it. If my mom would ask me such a question I would probably say ironic "Not for eating purposes I guess" (Well she knows about my collection anyways, I get so many packages there is no point in going for some idiotic excuses). Just be comfortable about it :3


It's because many of us live with people who are not sex-positive. I live with a family member who turned off the radio in the car whenever the talk show mentioned anything related to reproduction or sex.

Yeah there's also religion, some people don't understand what it's like to have religious parents, but my parents think all kinds of sex is bad unless it's in a straight married relationship. And they think porn is a demonic attack from Satan, who's trying to drag my soul down to hell.

I'm 100% sure my parents would throw out my toys if they found them, and get an exorcism for me (they've threatened it before). It's hard to just joke around with or be "comfortable" with religious people, because they're delusional.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Fenny » Sun Jul 24, 2016 8:23 pm

kt~ wrote:
tentacletommy wrote:
Lipton wrote:Never understood it why people go full awkward with sexual stuff anyways, sexuality is the most normal thing on this planet. You do it, your parents do it and a lot others do it. If my mom would ask me such a question I would probably say ironic "Not for eating purposes I guess" (Well she knows about my collection anyways, I get so many packages there is no point in going for some idiotic excuses). Just be comfortable about it :3


It's because many of us live with people who are not sex-positive. I live with a family member who turned off the radio in the car whenever the talk show mentioned anything related to reproduction or sex.

Yeah there's also religion, some people don't understand what it's like to have religious parents, but my parents think all kinds of sex is bad unless it's in a straight married relationship. And they think porn is a demonic attack from Satan, who's trying to drag my soul down to hell.

I'm 100% sure my parents would throw out my toys if they found them, and get an exorcism for me (they've threatened it before). It's hard to just joke around with or be "comfortable" with religious people, because they're delusional.


I'm not religious at all so I just sit back and observe. I can't really fear anything.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Fenny » Sun Jul 24, 2016 8:42 pm

tentacletommy wrote:
Fenny wrote:
kt~ wrote:Yeah there's also religion, some people don't understand what it's like to have religious parents, but my parents think all kinds of sex is bad unless it's in a straight married relationship. And they think porn is a demonic attack from Satan, who's trying to drag my soul down to hell.

I'm 100% sure my parents would throw out my toys if they found them, and get an exorcism for me (they've threatened it before). It's hard to just joke around with or be "comfortable" with religious people, because they're delusional.


I'm not religious at all so I just sit back and observe. I can't really fear anything.


Well, the problem is not that a member is religious, but that his/her roommates/family/cohabitants are. They have to completely hide their sexual life to avoid problems.


That's who I'm talking about. Also maybe we should get off the subject of religion. I'm not sure if it's against the rules or not.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Blue Sapphire » Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:13 am

Well, to throw in my 5 cents:

One of my kinda awkward moments happened when I still was in school. A friend of mine who wrote poems managed to organise a reading session of these poems in a small church (dunno why exactly in a church, she basically is the opposite of religious, and so was most of the audience that evening). After the reading session (which was awesome) the pastor of the church invited us all to the rectory where there were some bakery stuff and juices to eat and drink. Somehow I ended up on a couch chatting with a goth girl I knew a bit from school, and (still don`t know why) we started chatting about how men "wear" their dicks (to the left, to the right, to where?) and what problems women could have with their tits. Eventually we came to the point where I said I never touched any boobs before, and she just asked me if I want to change that, which I, of course, just did (An advice for all the men: If a girl asks you to touch her boobs and afterwards asks you how they felt: "Okay." is the wrong answer :bugeyed: ).
Anyway, that all didn`t feel awkward until my friend who did the reading subtly reminded us that a) we were in a rectory and b) the pastor not only saw us doing that but also overheared our whole conversation before that. Needless to say, he wasn`t necessarily pleased about that :stick: . Thinking about that retrospectively however, I think I`d do the same again. :widesmile:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby someguy28 » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:36 pm

I have a story, but it doesn't involve any toys. This actually took place when I was much younger, probably in my late teens. I collect a lot of rocks and fossils and the like, and I was showing them off to my super-religious aunt one day. In my collection I have a mounted set of fossilized bones from a prehistoric horse's toe. When I got to that part instead of telling her it was a fossilized horse toe I accidentally said "and here is my camel toe." Her expression never changed, so hopefully she just accepted what I said without realizing the incredibly awkward statement that just slipped out of my mouth.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby 19Hottie » Tue Jul 26, 2016 2:49 pm

someguy28 wrote:The first two stories involve what I call my "masturbation pants" :smilenox: . Long before I bought any toys, and still today when I don't feel like using toys when I fap, I would put on a pair of old, somewhat worn out, boxers and pajama pants and just cum in them as I sit in front of my computer looking at porn. Every so often I'll throw them in the washing machine to clean them out, but until that point they can get pretty crusty and nasty looking


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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Lipton » Tue Jul 26, 2016 8:32 pm

19Hottie wrote:
someguy28 wrote:The first two stories involve what I call my "masturbation pants" :smilenox: . Long before I bought any toys, and still today when I don't feel like using toys when I fap, I would put on a pair of old, somewhat worn out, boxers and pajama pants and just cum in them as I sit in front of my computer looking at porn. Every so often I'll throw them in the washing machine to clean them out, but until that point they can get pretty crusty and nasty looking


Haha got cha!
No seriously, I hope your a guy - and some guys do very same so... ^^ :stick:


Thats quite disgusting ... just get some tissues? :psyduck:
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