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Re: Awkward moments

Postby reine » Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:20 pm

Curiosa wrote:When you hear some weird noises while at one of your favorite thrift stores and investigate, only to spot someone masturbating:

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They didn't even spot me, I just let them be and left without saying anything. Had no clue what else to do about it.


Were they just out among the aisles? Who does that?? omg...... I mean, I know exhibitionism is a thing, but a thrift store seems like a weird choice of places.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Curiosa » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:19 am

reine wrote:
Curiosa wrote:When you hear some weird noises while at one of your favorite thrift stores and investigate, only to spot someone masturbating:

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They didn't even spot me, I just let them be and left without saying anything. Had no clue what else to do about it.


Were they just out among the aisles? Who does that?? omg...... I mean, I know exhibitionism is a thing, but a thrift store seems like a weird choice of places.


It was in the clothing section. It's practically a maze in there, and they were in the corner just... Yeah. It's an area where's there's low foot traffic and out of the cashier's field of view, so maybe they figured it was a blind spot. (I keep saying they because I could not figure which gender they were. Leaning towards female, but not 100% on that) Maybe I should just swear off that store entirely, since strange stuff keeps happening there.

Like one time back when I was a cashier there there was this weird guy that tried to lure me outside to give him directions, and even though I was clear with them he was insisting that I had to step out with him to point him where he's supposed to go. Like dude, you can see where town is. Just walk downhill to the highway and follow that into town. But nope, he really wanted me to leave with him. So then these guys pretty much say the exact same directions I gave, he thanked them, and with a sexist comment about women and directions he finally cleared off. :misc5: :unamused:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Wistala » Thu Jun 01, 2017 6:35 pm

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Speaking of this toy... the other night my mom walked into my room (door's closed, lights are off) while I was butt naked with this completely up my ass...

Suffice it to say, she's never going in my room again without knocking first.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Raya » Sat Jun 03, 2017 1:43 am

Wistala wrote:
Wistala wrote:
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Speaking of this toy... the other night my mom walked into my room (door's closed, lights are off) while I was butt naked with this completely up my ass...

Suffice it to say, she's never going in my room again without knocking first.


Hey, its the best way to teach them. :smilenox: My dad has walked in on me naked too many times (not using toys all the time tho, usually just me laying on my naked relaxing) and me yelling at him enough finally got my dad to learn to knock.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby LJF » Sat Jun 03, 2017 4:54 pm

Not really awkward but more annoying.

Don't go thinking you'll be in the mood for an XL play after a deep clean after eating pizza while having a bit of the flu... been on the loo with the shits for the past hour... don't think my ass can take much more :'(

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Re: Awkward moments

Postby FairFox » Sun Jun 04, 2017 3:57 am

Im doing a grave shift the other night and this man dressed as a woman asked me if i have the restroom key and i dont, guy had a wig and fishnets on walked away saying 100 bucks think it was a hooker

And today i approach a truck with its hood popped open and doors open to find a lady bent over and her man behind her , i just waved and said hi and guy started apologizing several times. Im pretty sure i cock blocked him even tho he was parked right out in the open at the front entrance :eyeroll:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Raya » Sun Jun 04, 2017 4:51 am

FairFox wrote:Im doing a grave shift the other night and this man dressed as a woman asked me if i have the restroom key and i dont, guy had a wig and fishnets on walked away saying 100 bucks think it was a hooker

And today i approach a truck with its hood popped open and doors open to find a lady bent over and her man behind her , i just waved and said hi and guy started apologizing several times. Im pretty sure i cock blocked him even tho he was parked right out in the open at the front entrance :eyeroll:


Are you a security guard? Im a night guard myself and Iv had very similar situations. :laugh:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby FairFox » Sun Jun 04, 2017 5:49 am

:laugh: yeah i am lol love grave shift i get to play my computer games while working too :stick:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Raya » Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:07 am

FairFox wrote::laugh: yeah i am lol love grave shift i get to play my computer games while working too :stick:

LOL same! :widesmile: I mainly play Pokemon and watch youtube while looking at stuff online or play Sims 4 if I bring my laptop. :laugh:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby FairFox » Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:44 am

Raya wrote:
FairFox wrote::laugh: yeah i am lol love grave shift i get to play my computer games while working too :stick:

LOL same! :widesmile: I mainly play Pokemon and watch youtube while looking at stuff online or play Sims 4 if I bring my laptop. :laugh:


Ive gotten to the point were i bought a gaming laptop and im playing metal gear solid 5 atm to bad work internet is poop id play over watch once in a while

That and a netflix subscription but since i started buying stuff from BD my income has slowed down XD :laugh:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Fush » Sun Jun 04, 2017 5:46 pm

I just had an awkward moment today lol. I had maintenance come in (I forgot I had called them lol) and my small collection of dicks were on my bed on a towel ready to be washed. It was a guy too. He looked at them and looked at me with this expression. He must of gotten the job done in record time and was out of my apartment faster then you'd believe. I been giggling over this all day. Heres to hoping the office doesn't call me up over it. They are looking for a reason to get rid of me before my lease is up so :(
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Sandpaper » Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:02 am

LJF wrote:Not really awkward but more annoying.

Don't go thinking you'll be in the mood for an XL play after a deep clean after eating pizza while having a bit of the flu... been on the loo with the shits for the past hour... don't think my ass can take much more :'(

At least I don't feel so flu like anymore :p

It can end up awkward if you think you'll be done and cleaned out in 15min or so, but end up hogging the bathroom for 2 hours!

It's happened to me a bit to often the past few months... My family does tend to get a bit annoyed... And it gets a bit awkward when they are worried I'm sick...
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby DaedraQueen » Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:14 pm

So, so far I've just lurked and laughed at some of these posts and I just knew that eventually I would one day have to post my own. Well todays my day!

So I've been waiting patiently :unamused: for my King of monsters to arrive along with my new top and the UPS delivery says between 1-3pm so I look at the clock and see 10:30 and go yay I can clean the house and my toys before he arrives, about an hour later I've got everything cleaned all my BD'S are in boiling soapy water and after they are done I pile them into my box narrowly catching flint as he falls off the side of said box when I hear the doorbell ring!

MY STUFFS HERE! I say happily as I throw the box on the bed and rush to get it I open the door and the UPS guy who i am on first name basis on smiles one second and then double takes, Now I'm not vain in any sense of the word, But I thought I looked very pretty in my Yellow sundress maybe the pushup bra was a bit much but hell each to there own I have boobs I grew them myself Im pretty proud of them.

So he's looking everywhere but me passes me the box and all but turns and leaves, It isn't till I've closed the door and hoisted the box up that I realised the cause of his discomfort.

I'M STILL HOLDING FLINT IN MY HAND LIKE A FUCKING STRESS BALL OF DRAGON DICK PROPORTIONS!

and what do I do in my moment of stupidity I open the door and YELL down the balcony at him 'SORRY FOR SHOWING YOU MY DICK!'

Please kill me now! Kill the UPS guy leave no evidence other than this post I'm going to hug all my dicks and die under the couch!
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Wistala » Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:43 pm

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That's amazing, lol. Should let us know how things turn out the next time you order something through UPS.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby DaedraQueen » Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:54 pm

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That's amazing, lol. Should let us know how things turn out the next time you order something through UPS.



Oh that will be soon! I have a lilac body harness arriving on thursday and after that is whenever my Fenrir is shipped after he's made
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby TheOtherDude » Mon Jun 05, 2017 2:20 pm

DaedraQueen wrote:--snip--


Oh my!

On the other hand, I think the delivery guy probably didn't feel quite well with this situation either, despite him grinning at first. In the porn it's all fine, deliverymen, workmen etc. happily get invited for special treatment at the door, but in reality he'd instantly lose his job if he was reported doing something that might be considered inappropriate. No matter how weird his consignees behave...

If you're on first name basis with him I'd politely excuse myself the next time he delivers you something, like he as a delivery guy should never be exposed to that either just because of the uncomfortable situation it also creates for him, not just for you. But hey, shit happens, you were simply distracted/absent-minded.
I could however imagine this wasn't the weirdest thing a delivery guy sees during his work life.



I've also only lurked and read here so far... as for awkward stories of mine, nothing too cringe-worthy has happened yet. My parents respect my privacy, but they are absent-minded once and then and every now and then enter my room without knocking or anything. Both have nearly busted me while fapping/toying a few times, but I always managed to cover up in time. They must have probably sensed something was weird, sure, but as said, they respect my privacy, so they never dig deeper. Still not quite funny to have to talk with one of them while you still have things stuck inside you, lol.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby FairFox » Mon Jun 05, 2017 3:43 pm

:scheming: the BD waitng game :crying: :laugh: i think we all know that feeling :eyeroll: lol
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby DarkyAmyK9 » Mon Jun 05, 2017 5:22 pm

The chance that the USP driver who delivered you your BD toy own some of them too are existing.
If I would be an UPS driver, I'll sure to share the joy with the customers getting their toys delivered.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Undidle » Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:13 pm

Have only ever had a few awkward moments and one close encounter.

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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Scorpio » Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:17 pm

DarkyAmyK9 wrote:The chance that the USP driver who delivered you your BD toy own some of them too are existing.
If I would be an UPS driver, I'll sure to share the joy with the customers getting their toys delivered.

I don't know if they aren't that common here or if I haven't noticed them before. But I've not seen Fedex before I bought my first toy. So seeing their cars automatically triggers the question "Oh well, who's getting a dragon dick or pussy this time?" for me :widesmile:

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