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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Kiran » Mon Jul 03, 2017 5:18 am

I got a kind of awkward moment with my girlfriend.

I really like my David but it is sure I'm never going to toy with him while my gf will be with me. She was like "it turns me totally off. I cannot imagine my boyfriend doing that." She is leaving with one of here gay friend and she told me that she understand why he is doing it, but for me no... she does not seems to understand that I only do that for the pleasure? Or she is not as open minded I though she were. She even told me that there was 50 000 way of having fun. Weird but our relation always seems to go the same way... So his bf cannot have a 50 001 ways due to anal? :mystery:

We came to a close with me telling her that if she ask question I will gladly answer, but I will not be talking about that side of my sex life. All the discussion started while we were going to do some shopping and I told her a wanted a small bed table. She asked why while there was people around and I wanted to tell her the goal the most subtle way so I was like "to store certain items... to do some kind of things..." while she were asking why I wanted to move it around and things like that.

Once she understood, she was like seeing an image of me she did not expect I think? I think it was the mention of the suction that blasted her there...

She even asked me if on the sexual side I still needed her... I don't know where it will be going with that relation eventually with those kind of questions... It's not that I need someone for sex, I never though sex to be something exclusive... I'm not going to go have sex with anyone, but I can play alone without causing issue, but for her it's not like that... we are not seeing each other very often and I don't think she even masturbate. She told me in the past she does not need this.

She asked me what was the size of my toys... she did not expect that I would tell that I have two though :stick: I told her about my protate massager which is maybe at it's biggest part 1inche and half? I told her what I was doing with that one and that I wanted the thrusting feeling and so I had a dildo for that. She tough it was about the size of maybe a finger. When she learned it was similar in size to my own "attribute" she was like :bugeyed: Nature gifted me a little there so... all the girlfriend I had told me I have a huge one, but I never compared it so... I told here I was not interested in human looking dick and that mine was based on werewolf and she was "what the..." :widesmile: And she learned that there were dragon looking dildo also :smile:

Well, I'm not going to tell her that I plan on getting more toys due to the deal we made, so if she learn about my eventual Kelvin, it will be awkward. Except that she's blasted by the fact that I do that, this is funny to see her react when I tell her about those things :stick: but it's a weird feeling. I want to see her react to it, even if she hates it with a passion...

I have a good friend on the other side that when I told her I like anal, because I tell her everything... except that I have a werewolf sex toy for now :sniffing: , that had the total opposite reaction. She told me something worthy of a Sage :dukeretro: If a guy want to experience anal, he has three choices : a man with a dick, alone with a toy or a girl with a toy :widesmile: She even told me that she wanted to try pegging with her bf but for him it a one way only. I told her that his bf did not know what what he was missing :stick: I just need to find a way to tell her that eventually lol. Maybe I will be doing some story telling like I just did here with her lol :cool:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Sandpaper » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:31 am

I ocasionally sleep with a tail butt plug, cause I find it's pretty comfortable, both in the butt and having a long fluffy tail to snuggle with. And waking up with a plug is pretty nice as well, expecially if you have morning wood to take care of :smile:

For some weird reason though, and how this happenes more than once I have no idea, my mother has decided to come into my room the morning after and SIT ON MY BED! :surprised: WHY!? SHE HASN'T DONE THAT SINCE I WAS LIKE... 10! And yet, she's done it several times this year, and every time I've been naked in my bed, with a tail butt plug in me! I only sleep with a plug maybe twice a month, so it doesn't look like a coincidence.
I hope it is a coincidence, but thinking about it makes me a bit paranoid. Do I make noises in my sleep and she thinks I'm having a nightmare or something? I don't want to stop, but I'm afraid some morning shes gonna sit on my tail so I can't move, or see it and try to pick it up... I wouldn't want to wake up to that!
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby FairFox » Thu Jul 13, 2017 1:41 am

Person on another forum shares a pic of a big sexy dragon inflatable :eyeroll: :smilenox: :blush: :stick: buys it next day
:smile: :eyeroll:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Sandpaper » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:13 am

I have the house for my self this week, and as such I'm taking the opportunity to toy a lot and not be paranoid about where I leave my toys. Then the door knocks! I figure nothings visible from the door, so I open it and it's a friend dropping of some stuff he borrowed. He looks a bit uncomfortable, but I don't realize why... When he leaves though I turn around... And what do I see? My door is open, and on my bet, right in the middle of the doorway is my Large Aurora Nox, standing upright on my bed! :blush: :widesmile:
I can't stop laughing! :laugh:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Slaanesh » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:19 am

FairFox wrote:Person on another forum shares a pic of a big sexy dragon inflatable :eyeroll: :smilenox: :blush: :stick: buys it next day



Ooh, do you have photos?
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby FairFox » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:31 am

Slaanesh wrote:
FairFox wrote:Person on another forum shares a pic of a big sexy dragon inflatable :eyeroll: :smilenox: :blush: :stick: buys it next day



Ooh, do you have photos?


I am buying it online from alibaba lemme see if i can link it

https://f2rq3.app.goo.gl/?link=https%3A ... 073&amv=69

Saw it and was like i need this
:smile: :eyeroll:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Wistala » Thu Jul 13, 2017 1:48 pm

FairFox wrote:
Slaanesh wrote:
FairFox wrote:Person on another forum shares a pic of a big sexy dragon inflatable :eyeroll: :smilenox: :blush: :stick: buys it next day



Ooh, do you have photos?


I am buying it online from alibaba lemme see if i can link it

https://f2rq3.app.goo.gl/?link=https%3A ... 073&amv=69

Saw it and was like i need this


I'd like a custom one with holes in appropriate places that are sized for and designed to hold corresponding Bad-Dragon toys :D

Oh, and without the boobs. I don't need the boobs on there.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby FairFox » Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:38 pm

Wistala wrote:
FairFox wrote:
Slaanesh wrote:

Ooh, do you have photos?


I am buying it online from alibaba lemme see if i can link it

https://f2rq3.app.goo.gl/?link=https%3A ... 073&amv=69

Saw it and was like i need this


I'd like a custom one with holes in appropriate places that are sized for and designed to hold corresponding Bad-Dragon toys :D

Oh, and without the boobs. I don't need the boobs on there.



Im sure they could do some of those actions for you, as i know that can change the color option, make more sph holes but im not sure if they can make them bigger as the holes available are ment for no toys, i think they can remove breast as they also have a purple and green goodra available too or you can custom color option it
:smile: :eyeroll:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Raya » Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:36 pm

FairFox wrote:
Slaanesh wrote:
FairFox wrote:Person on another forum shares a pic of a big sexy dragon inflatable :eyeroll: :smilenox: :blush: :stick: buys it next day



Ooh, do you have photos?


I am buying it online from alibaba lemme see if i can link it

https://f2rq3.app.goo.gl/?link=https%3A ... 073&amv=69

Saw it and was like i need this

CAN THEY DO ONE WITH A DICK FOR US LADIES WHO WANT IN?!?! :bugeyed:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby FairFox » Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:47 pm

Raya wrote:
FairFox wrote:
Slaanesh wrote:

Ooh, do you have photos?


I am buying it online from alibaba lemme see if i can link it

https://f2rq3.app.goo.gl/?link=https%3A ... 073&amv=69

Saw it and was like i need this

CAN THEY DO ONE WITH A DICK FOR US LADIES WHO WANT IN?!?! :bugeyed:


Idk, you can ask. Ive seen them make suits and have like a zipper attachment were it looks like you might be able to lock a dilly dally in. Also customizable so color and size and models. I think i saw one made to look like BD with the black and red
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Roverseer2 » Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:00 pm

Raya wrote:
FairFox wrote:
Slaanesh wrote:

Ooh, do you have photos?


I am buying it online from alibaba lemme see if i can link it

https://f2rq3.app.goo.gl/?link=https%3A ... 073&amv=69

Saw it and was like i need this

CAN THEY DO ONE WITH A DICK FOR US LADIES WHO WANT IN?!?! :bugeyed:


Inflatables tend to have a lot of squish - I'm not sure a built-in dick would work very well. :laugh: You might be better off finding a large strap-on harness, or making something similar with rope, and putting an ordinary toy on it.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby FairFox » Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:15 pm

Agreed even tho i dont do dicks :3
:smile: :eyeroll:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Raya » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:24 am

That awkward moment when you and your friend are getting ready for a con and you don't realise when you moved your box full of dicks and toys your Med Xar fell out and when your friend carries out something from your room he trips on your dick and falls.... :laugh:

DONT WORRY EVERYONE!!! XAR WAS OK!!! :widesmile:

Friend not so much... X3
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Raya » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:34 pm

Zaphora wrote:
Raya wrote:That awkward moment when you and your friend are getting ready for a con and don't realise when moved your box full of dicks and toys your Med Xar fell out and when your carries out something from your room he trips on your dick and falls.... :laugh:

DONT WORRY EVERYONE!!! XAR WAS OK!!! :widesmile:

Friend not so much... X3



OMG this is hilarious xD

I have a similar circumstance...

You have just bathed all your toys.... ( I wash all of them regardless if they have been used recently or not...*I still wash before and after use like all of you lovely forum goers* and the light was on *charging the gitd toys* I go to put my box back up in the closet and it finally gives way....

The box loses its integrity over the weight of dongs... :psyduck: then they fly everywhere literally like within seven to eight feet and then one of the biggest *at the time gitd xl chance* flies into the hallway it's ridiculously bright and glowing mom goes down the hallway to see what the crash was....

*this is at like 3 am folks....*

I literally kick the toy into the ajacent room and it bangs into a fucking window that's open and DX I swear I couldn't win today....

Mom - is everything ok?

Me - I tripped over one of my twins boxes)

Good save...

She goes back to bed me runs to open window


So it's in the fucking grass/mud spider webs.... glowing like the freaking moon

I of course had to soak it in bleach and what not after this incident but still thinking back it was hilarious....

Bad dragon oh the shenanigans we get ourselves into.... xD


I had quite a few times iv had to quickly kick or throw a toy somewhere to get it out of site. :laugh:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Sandpaper » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:52 am

I thought I had the house to my self, so I didn't bother locking my door! And ofcource my dad comes home, and I hear nothing bc loud music. He goes in to check on me for some reason, probably to see why I'm home on a friday.
I'm on my bed in my underwear with my dick in a penetratable watching porn. There's also a buttplug on the bed, but I doubt he noticed. I'm glad I didn't decide to use a dildo today though.

From the looks we exchanged I'm pretty sure we are in mutual agreement that this never happened.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby MachineDoll » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:17 am

A few incidents that I doubt I'd be able to tell anyone that saw my face.

1) Was staying over at a friend's house for a weekend. She asked me to bring my toys so she could try 2 of them. I did of course, and she used them, and they were drying in the bathroom. Her son walks into the bathroom and he gets pissed and loudly yells, "MOM! You left your toys in the bathroom!"
Even though technically she had used them and left them there, I stayed in the guest room for quite awhile until my embarrassment went away.

2) When I was much, much younger, still living at home, my high school boyfriend would climb up the walls and sneak into my window at night on occasion. My mother would regularly check in on me (excuse was "to make sure I was breathing/okay") and we were going at it thick and heavy. Normally we had enough time that we could hear her coming, and he would sneak under the bed. This time was NOT one of those situations, and he simply covered himself with the blanket beside me. The door opened, there was a moment that was probably a second or two, but with my eyes closed, trying to fake sleep, it seemed like a lifetime. She closed the door without a word. Boyfriend and I were super confused. "Did she see us?" I had him hide under the bed in case she was going to get my father to handle it. We waited..and waited...waited some more. Nothing happened. Next day, no looks, nothing said. I found out much much later (when my parents were told by my sister who did know) that somehow she didn't see him.

3) Definitely the most awkward was when I met a new partner, and we went at it like rabbits. We wrecked the room, and there were used condoms all over. I came more times that night than I can recall before then. I left around 8 in the morning, and a day later visited for round 2. He was fingering me and his face made a questioning look. He pulled out a condom (his) that apparently didn't make it out from our previous night. I had no idea it was there (even with cleaning), and he apparently didn't realize one fell off. He didn't seem like he understood how easy it was to lose something like that without knowing it. By far and large, the most awkward and embarrassing moment off my life.

EDIT: After reading some of the other stories here, this one I just remembered.
4) When I was 18 or 19, we had obnoxious missionaries from various churches that would come by to spread the word. My fiance at the time and I were in the middle of it when we heard the knock. We weren't expecting anyone, so we went to the door, saw the missionaries thru the peephole, and in our young, devilish minds, a plan was formed. We quickly went back to our position, with my legs wrapped around him, bumping up and down, opened the door, and asked if they could come back, we were busy at the moment.
I don't think churches get together and talk with one another, but from that moment until the time we left that apartment, we never had a single person with bible in hand knock at our door.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby tzern » Sat Sep 16, 2017 2:38 am

Fruityrumpusasshole wrote:The awkward moment when you have to flee a hurricane, so you shove all of your cocks into one of your suitcases and your grandmother asks why it's so damn heavy. :bugeyed:

The even more awkward moment when you can't even lift the fuckin' thing up the stairs of the place you're staying, so the older gentleman living there has to help you :misc6: :surprised:


At least the suitcase didn't suddenly spill open while they were carrying it up the stairs...
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Slaanesh » Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:14 am

Fruityrumpusasshole wrote:
tzern wrote:
Fruityrumpusasshole wrote:The awkward moment when you have to flee a hurricane, so you shove all of your cocks into one of your suitcases and your grandmother asks why it's so damn heavy. :bugeyed:

The even more awkward moment when you can't even lift the fuckin' thing up the stairs of the place you're staying, so the older gentleman living there has to help you :misc6: :surprised:


At least the suitcase didn't suddenly spill open while they were carrying it up the stairs...


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YESSSSSSSSS :laugh: :laugh: When I had just washed my Wind Eggs from AKN one of them decided to make a break for it and went flying down the stairs! I pretty much flew down the stairs much to the dismay of my ankles and effectively body slammed the radiator at the bottom of the stairs! :misc6: :bugeyed: I caught the egg just fine but sometimes I wish my body didn't think faster than my brain XD :widesmile:
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby KnotyDes » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:36 pm

the moment u see the jar of liquefied coconut oil start to slide off the counter and your across the room.
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Re: Awkward moments

Postby Curiosa » Sun Sep 17, 2017 3:13 pm

Spent the whole time in my knitting group wondering why this new girl looked so familiar, and then it hit me: we had the same math class a few years ago. I yelled at her for talking during the lecture.* I still haven't apologized, and I never will.

*that class was run via interactive video, so the professor was in another town. If someone wanted to chat their ignorant head off, they could just mute the mike and carry on. I actually wanted to be there, so you can see our conflict of interests. :eyeroll:
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