Awkward moments

Discuss anything related to Bad Dragon here!
User avatar
Fifticky
Posts: 7
Joined: Sun Feb 07, 2016 12:12 pm
Gender: Agender (they or he is fine)
Contact:

Re: Awkward moments

Postby Fifticky » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:06 pm

Oh my god this thread is gold. I'm reading it from the start, but I thought I'd contribute a funny anecdote of mine too. My dad is driving me to the station where I'll be taking a bus for another city.

Dad: So, what's that party about again?
Me: It's a brony meetup. A weekend-long party for Fans of the My Little Pony cartoon, they're renting a building at a camping site. Drinking, board games, karaoke, watching the show together...
Dad: *chuckle* oh right, your kids' show. How old are the people at that party again?
Me: I think the youngest one in our fanclub might be 13, but I don't think anyone below 16 is going to the party. I think most of them are in their twenties though, some in their thirties.
Dad: And are there more girls or boys?
Me: I think it's a 3 boys to 1 girl ratio, but I could be wrong. Some people said they weren't sure if they'd be able to come, but we should be around 35.
Dad: Well, be wary of underage girls!

That made me laugh, I didn't expect this to be the reason behind his questions at all, haha!

The irony: I got drunk and slept with a 16yo boy at that party. Not much happened in bed because I wasn't too sure of my sexual orientation yet, plus it was barely legal. But I ended up coming out as bisexual soon after that. I told this to my dad too, the irony made him laugh.
User avatar
Scorpio
Posts: 529
Joined: Fri Sep 19, 2014 3:11 pm
Gender: Man
Location: Sweden

Re: Awkward moments

Postby Scorpio » Mon May 14, 2018 2:01 am

The moment you find porn in the thumbnail folder of your phone, which the earlier owner has forgot to delete.
User avatar
MissMoneyPenny
Posts: 45
Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:44 pm
Gender: Female

Re: Awkward moments

Postby MissMoneyPenny » Wed May 16, 2018 10:57 am

Everytime I get an email from UPS about the custom declaration I snicker a little. Everytime it's the same lady with this very traditional middle-aged firstname. I didn't think about it until my second order was going through the customs and the statement read silicone sculpture and personal lubricant. Yeah, she knows. I made 5 orders in 3 months so she propably thinks I have an addiction. She's not wrong, tho. :D
EVERYTHING'S MADE UP AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

Toy list in the spoiler.

♦ OWNED ♦
► Show Spoiler

♦ ORDERED ♦
► Show Spoiler

♦ WISHLIST ♦
► Show Spoiler
User avatar
reine
Posts: 1428
Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:39 pm
Gender: F
Location: Canada

Re: Awkward moments

Postby reine » Wed May 16, 2018 7:16 pm

MissMoneyPenny wrote:Everytime I get an email from UPS about the custom declaration I snicker a little. Everytime it's the same lady with this very traditional middle-aged firstname. I didn't think about it until my second order was going through the customs and the statement read silicone sculpture and personal lubricant. Yeah, she knows. I made 5 orders in 3 months so she propably thinks I have an addiction. She's not wrong, tho. :D


I have the same sort of thing happening for me! I always have my BD orders held for pickup at the closest FedEx depot, and the employees there (always one of the same ~3 people) are so used to seeing me that they know me by name and don't even ID me anymore. :stick: I'll come in to pick up a parcel, and they'll just go "Hi again, Reine! I'll go get your package!"

If I wait a few months between orders, I get a "Hey, haven't seen you in a while!", haha. Sometimes I wonder what they think when I get XLs in (8lb "silicone sculpture" boxes).
Love? Love fades away. But Bad Dragons? Bad Dragons are forever.
User avatar
Scorpio
Posts: 529
Joined: Fri Sep 19, 2014 3:11 pm
Gender: Man
Location: Sweden

Re: Awkward moments

Postby Scorpio » Thu May 17, 2018 12:03 am

MissMoneyPenny wrote:Everytime I get an email from UPS about the custom declaration I snicker a little. Everytime it's the same lady with this very traditional middle-aged firstname. I didn't think about it until my second order was going through the customs and the statement read silicone sculpture and personal lubricant. Yeah, she knows. I made 5 orders in 3 months so she propably thinks I have an addiction. She's not wrong, tho. :D

Yeah.... I noticed that after my second toy. Thanks to BD for not writing dildo or masturbator on the package. But when they add Lubrication, it's getting kind of obvious what that silicon sculpture is :widesmile:
User avatar
MissMoneyPenny
Posts: 45
Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:44 pm
Gender: Female

Re: Awkward moments

Postby MissMoneyPenny » Thu May 17, 2018 1:01 am

reine wrote:I have the same sort of thing happening for me! I always have my BD orders held for pickup at the closest FedEx depot, and the employees there (always one of the same ~3 people) are so used to seeing me that they know me by name and don't even ID me anymore. :stick: I'll come in to pick up a parcel, and they'll just go "Hi again, Reine! I'll go get your package!"

If I wait a few months between orders, I get a "Hey, haven't seen you in a while!", haha. Sometimes I wonder what they think when I get XLs in (8lb "silicone sculpture" boxes).


Scorpio wrote:Yeah.... I noticed that after my second toy. Thanks to BD for not writing dildo or masturbator on the package. But when they add Lubrication, it's getting kind of obvious what that silicon sculpture is :widesmile:


You're just eccentric art collectors looking to expand your horizons. The lubricant is there, obviously, to enable you to be open wide to internalize this kinda of spatial art more easily. And you are always on the lookout for the next BIG THING. Besides, the heavier the sculpture the more time you need to fully appreciate the way it broadens your perspective.

I should be working really. Or at least drinking coffee but here I am. Thinking euphanisms :D
EVERYTHING'S MADE UP AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

Toy list in the spoiler.

♦ OWNED ♦
► Show Spoiler

♦ ORDERED ♦
► Show Spoiler

♦ WISHLIST ♦
► Show Spoiler
User avatar
Scorpio
Posts: 529
Joined: Fri Sep 19, 2014 3:11 pm
Gender: Man
Location: Sweden

Re: Awkward moments

Postby Scorpio » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:58 am

Playing Pokémon Go and out pops a Krabby. From my discarded boxers on the floor. Not sure if I should get myself checked or something :psyduck:
User avatar
TJ_Vinny
Posts: 71
Joined: Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:51 am
Gender: Male
Location: At my desk... Where else?

Re: Awkward moments

Postby TJ_Vinny » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:33 pm

This was a week or two back, but:

That moment when you're having a college lecture on canine reproductive anatomy and while the functionality of a canine's penis and how it works during reproduction has most of the class in shock while I'm just sitting there like, "Yeah.... I know." :unamused:

Not sure if I really need to clarify, but I'm obviously not trying to say I'm into bestiality, I just happen to own a canine inspired dildo with eyes fixed on another.
Collection:
► Show Spoiler

Wishlist:
► Show Spoiler
User avatar
LittleRedVixen
Posts: 215
Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:47 am
Gender: female
Location: Germany

Re: Awkward moments

Postby LittleRedVixen » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:23 am

Today I had to go to the customs office to pick up my secondhand Scorn. I had to tell the guy working there what it was (I said sextoy) and he wanted to look inside the box to make sure nothing else was in there. I sure am glad that I didn't buy a Chance or something more "known". After that he had to fill out the form by hand, because for some reason the pc in their office didn't work. So he sits there thinking about the number he has to put in, turns around and asks me "Does it use electricity?" Mind you, I am standing around 13 feet away from him (ca. 4 meter) and there are other customers that want to pick up packages. I just smiled and said "No, 100% pure silicone".
Somehow the situation was more funny than awkward for me. I have to pick up another toy in the near future, I hope it's the same guy :laugh:
"Does running out of f*cks count as cardio?"

ImageImage
User avatar
LadyStorm
Posts: 50
Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:19 pm
Gender: Female

Re: Awkward moments

Postby LadyStorm » Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:12 am

Kinda awkward, but kinda awesome at the same time since it's how I got close with my best friend lol.

So I'm a supervisor at a local smoothie shop, and keep my store key on my BD lanyard, (I had the pink one but it snapped a week before, so I was using the black and red version). I was working with a new girl and showing her how to close. We were bringing in the two chairs and tables and I had to lock the door, so I brought out my lanyard. She glanced at it and said, "Nice lanyard, I know who they are!" :surprised: I almost had a heart attack! Buuuut since I'm an avid toy collector I asked her if she had any (which at the time she didn't), and it bloomed a beautiful relationship! I even helped her buy her first fantasy toy :stick:
| 21 | Demisexual/panromantic |Own 53 toys |
User avatar
Dee
Posts: 83
Joined: Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:38 pm
Gender: Male
Location: UK

Re: Awkward moments

Postby Dee » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:49 am

Audax wrote:I had an awkward moment where I went to push the plunger on a cumtubed toy, and the tube severed, shooting lube pretty much everywhere. : |

That's not awkward at all. It's practically mandatory for anyone who has ever owned a cumtube toy.
True suffering is that there are millions of pictures of furry girls; but not one of them is real.
:crying:
Life is pain!
User avatar
Harbenz
Posts: 504
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:02 am
Gender: Male

Re: Awkward moments

Postby Harbenz » Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:20 pm

This morning, not me, but the FedEx delivery guy.
I was waiting for him to arrive, and he calls to my phone: "-I knocked on your door twice, and there's no answer". I'm like "WTF, I'm here, bitch" internally. I ask if he have the correct address while I go to the window to look. There's nobody outside. "Are you sure you're home?" he says (LOL). In that moment he arrives in his van talking with me through the phone. "I'm here, looking at you through the window". He looks at me, I salute with my hand and he makes the gesture of "Hey man, what's up!" smiling.
How people can be like this? I don't know if he was ashamed or if it's something normal to him liying like that, but even if I had taken out of the box the XL dick in his face I wouldn't feel awkward after that moment that he provoked.
Resistance is futile.
► Show Spoiler
User avatar
kkul
Posts: 46
Joined: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:42 pm

Re: Awkward moments

Postby kkul » Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:27 pm

This happened to my boyfriend with a toy I ordered him but,
Fedex lost the package so he had to call them. When the lady asked him "what's the contents of the box?" he literally told her hold on a minute and had to message me freaking out. I told him "silicone sculpture" :laugh:
hey! i go by angel ! ♡
f/20, poly + taken 3x !
i love pastels and shiny things


:misc2: collection!
► Show Spoiler

:misc4: wishlist!
► Show Spoiler
User avatar
DarkyAmyK9
Posts: 631
Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:45 pm
Gender: Female
Contact:

Re: Awkward moments

Postby DarkyAmyK9 » Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:56 pm

MissMoneyPenny wrote:Everytime I get an email from UPS about the custom declaration I snicker a little. Everytime it's the same lady with this very traditional middle-aged firstname. I didn't think about it until my second order was going through the customs and the statement read silicone sculpture and personal lubricant. Yeah, she knows. I made 5 orders in 3 months so she propably thinks I have an addiction. She's not wrong, tho. :D


They are used to that.
They probably see it a LOT anyway!
User avatar
Harbenz
Posts: 504
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:02 am
Gender: Male

Re: Awkward moments

Postby Harbenz » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:21 am

kkul's story rememided me when, 4 years ago, wanted to buy a bunch of dildos from Amazon and I was going to be home alone for a week, so I made the order in time so I could play that week without problems. But the parcel don't arrived and get lost in the way. I had to talk with CS and make the order again, and they (2 or 3 persons) directly saw what I bought (and lost). BUT, like 20 minutes after I did that the parcel appeared again on the tracking, so I had to contact again and cancel the replacement. With all these delays the parcel arrived just a few hours before my family returned, so I couldn't play with none of them (not to say that I was angry and nervous all week for the loss of the package). Ah, the cherry on the top, the delivery man said he was yesterday and couldn't deliver it because there was no one at home (bullshit).
Resistance is futile.
► Show Spoiler
ThatOtherGuy
Posts: 41
Joined: Wed Aug 01, 2018 3:20 pm
Gender: Male.
Location: Iowa.

Re: Awkward moments

Postby ThatOtherGuy » Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:58 pm

My roommate and I always give each other shit, and one day I had a change of clothes and towel over my shoulder while conversing. At one point he says, jokingly, "You know, you can just go right into that shower, and go fuck yourself... with a 12 inch dildo!" I fired back with "No no, you can't just jump right into something like that. Gotta ease into it. Besides, I like my privacy!" He and his wife laughed, we continued the conversation, glazed right over it.

I can't imagine he knows. But I still had that internal twinge of panic, and my first thought when he said that was "Does he know?" My second thought was "All in good time!"
User avatar
Starrystrawberry
Posts: 75
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:07 am
Gender: Female
Location: Texas
Contact:

Re: Awkward moments

Postby Starrystrawberry » Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:37 pm

Someone came in to fix a leak in my kitchen. Had to turn the power on and off a couple times... I realize after he leaves that I had my slasher silver Nocturne out on my nightstand. Which is, of course, in full view once you go in my bedroom. :bugeyed:
I am a typing catastrophe.

Wishlist: Spritz (small- in natural), Elden (medium- in natural), Echo (small), Winston's Tongue (large), Apollo (small), Kage (in signature), Tako (medium), Pretzal (medium), Scorn (small), Votan (small- in natural), Stan (small), Egg Plug (natural, small), Flint (mini), Gunner, Hunter, Trent (small), Bruce, Cole (small)

Wishlist (Colors): Alexandrite, Opal, Jupiter, Cosmic Nebula, Full Spectrum, Amethyst, Ghost, Janine's natural,
User avatar
little-mythgital
Posts: 688
Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:52 pm
Gender: Female

Re: Awkward moments

Postby little-mythgital » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:04 pm

My mum nearly opened my BD parcels, she was that insisted on opening them. Luckily enough she went away after I said no a few times, while internally screaming of course. Last thing I need is a dildo waving at her, then I might scare her even more if she saw my Large Echo :bugeyed:
Funny enough she made a slight butt plug joke earlier on, well not sure if she was hinting at that but it made me glance over with wide eyes.
User avatar
DelilahdaDirtyDork
Posts: 223
Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2016 12:48 pm
Gender: Maybe a male pretending to be a girl on the net cus ashamed of his pervy interests.

Re: Awkward moments

Postby DelilahdaDirtyDork » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:57 am

Okay this one happened to me a while ago but I was thinking about it today and thought I might share. I'm babysitting my nephews & niece, and My oldest nephew of 5, apparently found his daddy's (my bro in law) porn dvd right around the same time I stumble up a dirty magazine. I have SEVERAL QUESTIONS, the first one is WHAT? 2nd: THE *BEEP* ? Now keep mind he just casually with a guilty look handed me the dvd box with disc inside. He didn't watch it, he just gave it to me right out of the blue.

He was more guilty of the fact that he found something in general, because he's very curious kid, he once took appart his bed just because he could I mean properly disambel it, just cause he wanted to see if he could do it. Now I saw how he got it, the smut wasn't hidden in the back of the closet, it wasn't up on a high shelf where he would have monkey climb up there. It was just laying out! So I naturally put the naughty stuff away. And just simply told him, "That's something for grownups and you dont need to be looking at it." I was nice about it, I didn't yell or anything. He said he was "just looking at it (the case)", and I was like "Don't care it's not for you to be looking at." I expain to him that I ain't mad especailly because I knew he didn't intentionally dug out as far as I was aware. I tried to hopefully explain to him that the only one in trouble is Daddy.

Now you wanna here the funny part? He's got little siblings. So when he got his little brother & sister, he was told that "babies come from Mommy's tummy." Right? Well... one his favorite movies & Netflix show is Boss Baby. And little while after the inapproriate stuff has been put away while we're watching the Boss Babby show, he says, "I didn't come from my mommy's tummy, I came from Baby Co." (which is thing from the movie). I didn't have the heart to correct him especailly after what just happened. I'm sitting there going, /)_^; "Okay, sure you did. You came from Baby Co."

I'm just lucky he didn't ask me any questions likes "Why are those ladies naked? Or what are they doing?" or anything. But maaaann >///< Oh yes, and Daddy got an earful. He's not bad guy he's just an idiot. And I'm also sure My sister is aware of the inapproirate matrial too. God I hope so. <.< >.>
^.^ v . v <.< >.> >.< <.> ^. v v .^ I'm a chameleon!
User avatar
BlastShelter
Posts: 282
Joined: Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:22 am
Gender: Howitzer
Location: Megacity: Ciudad España

Re: Awkward moments

Postby BlastShelter » Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:48 pm

I finally built my own DIY Fap-O-Matic (a robot arm with a claw and 3 movement points), and the six channel servo controller not working properly with my legacy Mary. When I clam she in the claw and I try to move the other servos, there is a power lost and she goes to the floor. I changed used a mono-channel controler and an other power source only to the clam, but the remaining servos not work together: one work but the others get soft an moves to the gravity of the rubber toy, or directly get stuck in position. And I have not idea how to solve it (more controller and independent power source; more voltage/ampere, new servos...), in the servo label puts to over 15kg, so that no should be a problem. :crying:

And I disamble my door handle (don't have a lock) to prevent some kind of scene as in "BIg Bang Theory" (that episode about a robot arm...), and a really awkward conversation (interrogatory) about the origin of the rubber pussy with my parents.
Last edited by BlastShelter on Sun Oct 21, 2018 2:50 am, edited 1 time in total.
I'll get you next time, Knot! Next time!
Last one alive lock the door.

Return to “General Discussion”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 30 guests