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Your first dildo?

Postby ThePuppeteer » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:32 am

Up until now, I've only bought the penetrable mare themed toys, but when Black Friday swung around, I finally picked up my first dildo which was a Medium sized, medium firmness Sleipnir. My first two tries to make him fit didn't pan out and I began to think that maybe ordering a larger toy as my first dildo may have been a mistake and began to wonder what everyone else's very first dildo was? I'm curious to find out. :excited:

[For the record, it took me three, hour and a half sessions to make my first toy fit. The first time that horse shaft popped inside was certainly painful, but mostly by surprise. I've had him inside two additional times since. :misc2: :eyeroll:]
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby batteriesnotincluded » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:34 am

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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby kingsley » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:54 am

I'd say if you managed to get a medium sleipnir in at all as a first toy your doing fairly well, gratz! :stick:

edit: oh ya... my first was some home-made thingamajig that served its purpose, pretty small by BD standards.
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby AltheaThune » Sun Dec 13, 2015 2:57 am

Walk with me, children, down memory lane. The year was 1984. Or maybe '82. As you get older the memory starts to become unreliable, you know. At any rate, I was a young teen, horny and curious. No internet in the early '80s. No easy access either to porn or basic information, or decent sex toys. The first sex toy I ever bought was advertised in the back of some magazine. Maybe Cosmopolitan, maybe one of my brother's Hustlers, I don't remember anymore. Hell it could have been Parade, even. It was not too different from these ads from the 1960s, actually (the product was identical):

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And sure, the girl in the picture was holding it against her neck, but its intended use was apparent, and I was enraptured, daydreaming about how it would feel to fuck myself with this vibrating pseudo-cock.

The particular ad I responded to offered sizes, ranging (I think) from six inches long to ten. If only in my fevered imagination, I was already a size queen, and eagerly sent off a check for the ten-inch-long vibrating pleasure device of my dreams. And I waited. And I watched the mailbox. And I worried that someone else in my family would get the package and open it before I could stop them.

It came. No one intercepted it. I got it to my room, opened the box, and... Damn, that thing turned out to be a lot bigger than I'd expected. And the ivory-colored plastic it was made of was rock hard. And I had to go find batteries. I was skeptical, but still horny and curious and too young to know any better. I smuggled it into the bathroom and tried to shove it up my cooch. Ha ha! My vagina said. No dice. That hard plastic was completely unforgiving, and hurt when I tried to put it inside me. But the vibe on my clit felt nice. Then I tried to shove it up my ass. Lube? What's that? Clearly the ass thing wasn't happening either. But the vibe on my clit felt nice.

All in all, I was pretty disappointed. Eventually, my embarrassment over owning it outweighed its value as a vibrator I couldn't insert, and I smuggled it into the garbage.

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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby Sandpaper » Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:12 am

Wow... That's a big toy to start with... :bugeyed:

My first real dildo I bought this black friday too. A medium firmness, medium sized Kelvin.
I used a butt plug before that though. 5.9" long, with a knot/bulge thing maybe 1.5". It was some bad gell or rubber material, had a vibrator, and claimed to be watertight. I remember getting it all in on the first try, a great, full feeling, and the vibration was so much better than I expected! And during the months I used it I slept with it twice, and went for a 20 min walk with it in at one point, and fucked it in bed and shower fairly regularly. At the end I was popping the bulge like it was nothing.

It felt great, but it disapointed on so many fronts! For one thing, it definatley wasn't watertight! I'd used it in the shower (or maybe bath) and when I open the battery compartment, water pours out... :unamused: and all the metals corroded. It worked a few times after that, but now it doesn't :/ secondly, it was a crappy material, literally! It started transparent, but slowly turned brown...

Yup. That was my first anal toy...I played with glass bottles before that. I knew it was a horribly bad idea since it would possibly kill me if it broke... But it was to good, and I didn't dare buy a real sextoy back then (and probably couldn't since I was under-age...)
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby Naz » Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:29 am

My first toy was a small purple jelly vibe. I loved it back then, but little did I know how many UTIs were the fault of that toy. Nasty! :surprised:
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby Drazard » Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:59 am

My first toy was my Tantus Curve. I must've bought it... two, three years ago? I thankfully knew about what not to go for as far as sex toy materials went, and, although I'd sorely wanted BD toys since before it was even really legal for me to own them (:x), an irrational fear of people finding out about them stopped me from ever purchasing one - so I did some research, and Tantus seemed to be the company everyone was recommending.

The Curve is... okay? It's great that it's body safe, and it's an okay thruster, but it doesn't do anything for me aesthetics-wise, nor cater to any particular fantasies.

Unfortunately, it took me a while to realise that the lube I was using wasn't agreeing with my body, so I thought the Curve was to blame for the burning pain I started feeling within about five minutes of each session with it. :surprised: As such, it only got very sparing use, and then this year I finally took the plunge into the fantasy toy world, and... well, the Curve is still quite the neglected toy, bless it. :'(
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby RaunchyFangirl » Sun Dec 13, 2015 5:42 am

The first thing I ever inserted inside me was the plastic handle end of some kind of pedicure thing. I don't remember whether I had an orgasm with it or not, but I do remember busting my hymen with it. :psyduck: (It wasn't painful, btw.)
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby silvring » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:42 am

It was a glass dildo that I picked partly because it was pretty and partly because it seemed like the easiest to clean material. I think it's a Don Wands Wave in blue. The clerk at the store thought I'd be upset they didn't have it in pink. It's nice how unlike a lot of other options I looked at at the time it was neither a bizarre modern art piece nor a creepy disembodied penis.

It actually was a long time before I could take it even though it's normally proportioned. I had to learn how to relax with a toy as weird as that may sound. While not my favorite, it's good for use during my period because there's no chance of staining or lingering smells.

Come to think of it, recently a clerk tried to convince me of the wonders of modern art dildos...
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby Samson » Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:57 am

The first toy I ordered was a small/5 Elden, but it was a surprise me.
While waiting I ordered a small/8 Fenrir and that was technically the first dildo inside me. And aw man I wish BD gave those lube sample packets back then.
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby Elli » Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:50 am

If M Sleipnir isn't just your first dildo but the first thing you've used as one that's quite uh, ambitious? Good on you though for making it work!

I think my first real sex toy was a purple jelly vibrator. It was disappointingly small but I were in a sex shop for the first time and felt awkward enough as it was. I had to bring something home with me and that was the largest thing they carried. So it was made of yucky unsafe (not that I knew that) materials, had annoying vibrations, was hard to clean, had no flared base and lacked the size that I liked but I still had the notion that real sex toys made for that purpose had to be step up somehow? :eyeroll:

I'm one of those that improvised a lot in my teens though. No idea what was absolutely first but plastic bottles of various sizes and large rubber bouncing balls where my go to "toys" for a lot of years but seriously, what didn't I put up my ass? :mystery:

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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby Rainbow Dasher » Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:32 am

My first was actually the raptor, and knight rider, from Zeta Creations, way back when they only sold jelly toys. They have long since been thrown away, which is good because....ew; they were not body safe at all and just reeked of chemicals. I think it was...6 years until I ordered toys again, this time from BD.

My first BD order consisted of s medium Ridgeback, medium Kelvin, medium Chance, Mary (for my husband) and a wearable.
I was way too impatient while they were processing, though, and ended up grabbing a mini Sleipnir, small Gryphon, and a small Ridley who all arrived before my first, initial order.

So...I guess my first BD toy that actually went inside of me, was a small Gryphon.
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby sabledragonrook » Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:46 am

The very very first was just a regular human-shaped one, but the first from BD was a small Pretzal! (So basically I jumped from smooth and straight to WTF IS THAT real fast). Then a Terra...then a Nox... :stick:
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby shootertron » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:16 pm

I bought a Picobong Zizo last year.

I did the ol "slightly bigger than the amount of fingers you can fit up there" thing.

Before I just used my fingers or tried objects such as toothbrushes. I lived in the dorms at my undergraduate university so I didn't have the privacy to use a sex toy.

I've outgrown it because it is just too smooth and thin and the vibrations aren't strong enough.
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby Tempest » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:44 pm

My first was the Doc Johnson Lucid Dream #14. It wasn't silicone (back then the only options for silicone were Tantus and Square Peg), but it didn't smell of petrochemicals so that was good enough for me. The packaging said phthalate-free and I believe that because it's firm plastic that bends a little but doesn't squish at all. I still have it in my drawer as a sort of souvenir and the material hasn't degraded even though I've had it more than 10 years. It was a great little toy and a good introduction to penetration, though of course I've since moved on to bigger and better things.

M Sleipnir is an ambitious choice for a first toy! As many members of this forum have pointed out, the measurements posted on the website don't tell the whole story. And even if they did, 8+ inches of girth is still damn ambitious for a beginner.
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby MyFavoriteObsession » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:52 pm

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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby SierraFox » Mon Dec 14, 2015 11:09 am

I've never really felt the need to experiment with penetrating myself growing up - I was always very into clitoral stimulation. So, I didn't end up actually buying anything remotely dildo-esq until I was 21. It was this horrendous blue jelly vibrator from Amazon that was $20 or something. It was awkwardly phallic shaped but with this patch of spiky nubs that I think was supposed to emulate pubic hair. It was also rock hard but with this odd, oily feeling surface and I absolutely hated it lmao. The vibration was nice on the clit but that was pretty much it, and it was ultimately neglected pretty much forever. After that, my boyfriend and I started getting into pegging and bought two lavender Tantus Silks in medium and large. While somewhat more aesthetically-pleasing (if a tad boring), they also just felt too hard and unyielding for me to get any pleasure from.

When I found BD, I sprung for a small Gryphon and that's when I learned penetration with toys can actually be fun. The squishy silicone was an absolute delight comparatively and I wish I could go back and kick myself for buying that awful blue thing in the first place.
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby Calamity » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:17 pm

I purchased my first dildo more than ten years ago now after I broke up with my third boyfriend. He'd bought me a gift card to a local sex shop for valentines day and I was supremely unimpressed. We'd pretty much stopped having sex because I didn't enjoy it, hence the gift card. Well, I went and used it and picked up a slim little pink thing. It had a vibrator inside as well as a tip that lit up and cycled through rainbow colors. The hard internal workings were clad in some kind of pink squishy material with glitter embedded in. I have NO idea what it's made of, but I don't recall any chemical odor and the material hasn't broken down at all, only yellowed slightly in the way old electronics housings do. With this toy though I was able to learn that vibrations do nothing for me and I wanted something softer. The best revelation actually came when I put it in backwards, because it has this weird balls-like bulge on the back right before the seal for the battery. I was really worked up at the time and I wanted something bigger, so backwards it went and it felt great. I've only used that toy like, 3-4 times though. It's gotten more use as a flashlight for when the power goes out, which I find hilarious.

So, maybe six months to a year later, I bought my first BD toy. I tried to measure what I had and got a little overzealous and picked up a medium/medium nox. When it got here I couldn't believe how big it was and how HEAVY. Still, it wasn't impossible, and I've grown to love it. Next I got a small/medium Xar because I wanted something with just a LITTLE more girth but not so much length. Now I've got a small/soft Scorn on the way in turquoise and I can't WAIT. SO excited to have something super squishy.
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby karla-chan » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:45 pm

My first toy was a Rampant Rabbit from Ann Summers that I killed a long time ago... Although it wasn't the first toy I used, since my partner just before that had an amazingly large collection that we used as a couple. That was 11-12 years ago now though!

My first BD toy was only about 6 months ago though since before that I had a hard time to justify the money. However I got lucky with some money and decided to treat myself. He was a Kelvin the Ice Dragon.

But now I have tried them, there is no going back kind of thing.
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Re: Your first dildo?

Postby Duckie » Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:54 pm

First toy I used at all was a rubber natural looking one from lovehoney, the first one from bd was chanceunflared small.

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