Vitani wrote:Okay first off I'm going to start by saying...this is NOT easy!!! It took me a ridiculously long time to come up with this lol. Obviously, I (people) go through phases with certain toys, and crave different things sometimes, and other times not. But IN GENERAL, my list from LEAST favorite to MOST favorite...
You're right. It was hard. But it was actually hardest at the ends, where I was trying to figure out (1) which toys I really disliked (because, I'll be honest, I really don't like my Nox or Stan at
all), and (2) which toys I really loved. The medium Flint will always be at the top, but after that it's about "Am I talking about toys that are amazing because of the starry-eyed orgasms they give me, or about the toys that are amazing because they prepare me for starry-eyed orgasms with other people?"
I also feel bad about putting Mel just in the middle. That and the Echo are my fucking machine toys, and
that experience is wildly different from either straight up toying or fisting with other people.
From least-loved to most-loved, we have:
18. L/5 Nox
17. M/5 Stan
16. O/5 Squarepeg Anaconda
The bottom three are all simply "retired." I don't use them ever anymore. The Nox actually hurt me, the Stan is just annoying and boring, and the Anaconda is easily replaced by the XL/3 Chance, even through Chance is girthier, because Chance is also floppier and smoother and probably has a better chance of making it past the second sphincter curve.
15. L/5 Chance
14. XL/3 Chance
13. XL/3 Flint
12. XL/5 Moko
Asspirational toys. These are all either in the "Someday I'll take them" or "Once in a while, I want to see if I can take them" kind of toys.
11. O/3 Squarepeg Slink
10. XL/5 Clayton
9. XL/5 Echo
8. XL/5 Squarepeg Mel
7. M/5 Sleipnir
6. L/8 Flint
Mood toys. Slink is pure depth. Sleipnir is for when I want that hard-fucked full feeling, but have been relying on the M/8 Flint just a little too often. Mel and Echo go on the fucking machine, which I haven't had a chance to use since July because, well, housemates and noisy machines. Clayton and L/8 Flint are just big, and I like them, but they're very definitely just "in the mood for something different."
5. O/3 Squarepeg Probus Squat
4. XL/3 Pearce
Fist prep toys. Both of these are girth trainers, the Pearce is better than the Probus. That's not to say they don't give me fabulous orgasms, but I use them with a specific intent and purpose in mind.
3. O/5 Stubbs
2. L/3 Flint
1. M/8 Flint
The three. Oh, the three. If you don't own a Stubbs, you don't know what you're missing. I admit it's a little odd with the L/3 and M/8 Flint in the same category, but they're very different sensations going in, and having both of them is... ungh. It's really hard to say why one would be better than another, but that's just the way I like them.