Bad Dragon Drag Car?

[Azzie]

I dunno, a lot of websites have a car or some sport they do for advertising, I think it would be pretty cool to be the driver for something like that

[Lipton]

Thats the most random thing I've read in a while

[Ghost_the_Crow]

Thats the most random thing I've read in a while

Second that opinion...

[Slaanesh]

Thats the most random thing I've read in a while

Second that opinion...

Same here

[patriot]

Random yes... But also hilarious and awesome.

Why not? Lots of companies do it. Just picture it at the line. Painted red black and white with the name "Bad Draggin" written across the sides.

For added effect they could always add an XL to the front as a hood ornament flopping around from the acceleration and maybe special made xxl Duke's butt exhaust tips and teenie weenie toggle switches.

I'd definitely pay to see that even if they lost every race do to the aerodynamic issues caused by a giant silicone dragon cock on the hood.

[KnotyDes]

A Funny car in the shape of their logo would be entertaining.

[Grimly Fiendish]

BD go to trade shows and conventions, which is marketing towards the target audience (more effective) rather than marketing towards the motor sports enthusiasts (probably not a lot of crossover fans there).

[spiralcatfox]

Random yes... But also hilarious and awesome.

Why not? Lots of companies do it. Just picture it at the line. Painted red black and white with the name "Bad Draggin" written across the sides.

For added effect they could always add an XL to the front as a hood ornament flopping around from the acceleration and maybe special made xxl Duke's butt exhaust tips and teenie weenie toggle switches.

I'd definitely pay to see that even if they lost every race do to the aerodynamic issues caused by a giant silicone dragon cock on the hood.

Just based on reading this, I'd love to see a speed racer parody; "Go dick racer, go!"

But for safety reasons, I think having a silicone Duke's butt exhaust, isn't safe

[Slaanesh]

Random yes... But also hilarious and awesome.

Why not? Lots of companies do it. Just picture it at the line. Painted red black and white with the name "Bad Draggin" written across the sides.

For added effect they could always add an XL to the front as a hood ornament flopping around from the acceleration and maybe special made xxl Duke's butt exhaust tips and teenie weenie toggle switches.

I'd definitely pay to see that even if they lost every race do to the aerodynamic issues caused by a giant silicone dragon cock on the hood.

Just based on reading this, I'd love to see a speed racer parody; "Go dick racer, go!"

But for safety reasons, I think having a silicone Duke's butt exhaust, isn't safe

*slides you all this link* https://youtu.be/hsdKrjee2yE

Replace it with a Duke's butt and you've got your perfect exhaust!

[KnotyDes]

I can't stand it anymore the gearhead in me is twitching in anguish. drag cars don't have exaust systems. They have pipes that come off each cylinder. Tips would only restrict the flow.

Now that that's off my chest. They would have to redeisn dukes butt to be massively gaped. Depending on hp output we looking at least a 3-4" pipe ×8. Which might be a bit awkward for people. A funny idea but probably not feasable.

That all i have to say about that

But oh god the amount if head scratching that would occur when the BD dragster pulls up to the line.

[Cynic Dickic]

*slides you all this link* https://youtu.be/hsdKrjee2yE

Replace it with a Duke's butt and you've got your perfect exhaust!

Not really, most pocket pussies are made out of a much softer material than silicone. Considering some designs tear just being used by penises, the force from the exhaust port would absolutely destroy the Duke's Butt put in it.

[Tempest]

I would take a selfie with that car. Ridiculous and awesome.

[patriot]

I can't stand it anymore the gearhead in me is twitching in anguish... ...A funny idea but probably not feasable....

As a diesel mechanic I do understand that a giant silicone sphincter wouldn't not make a good exhaust tip even though 8 Dukes straight off the manifolds shooting 3 feet of fire is even better. Like you said it's a funny idea which is exactly how it was meant not as a suggestion to the BD marketing department.

[tzern]

They kinda did something like that?

https://www.xbiz.com/news/232101/bad-dr ... ues-racing

[Willow]

Make the car shaped like a Chance. Maybe just not the squirting type.

[Dee]

BD go to trade shows and conventions, which is marketing towards the target audience (more effective) rather than marketing towards the motor sports enthusiasts (probably not a lot of crossover fans there).

What; you don't like fast cars?

[Harbenz]

Why we are not talking about that this shit got real?


https://www.instagram.com/p/BnWbLM5lIW0/

[KnotyDes]

Why we are not talking about that this shit got real?

[BiosBits]

I'm a little late on this but holy shit, that's cool.