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Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby Azzie » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:52 am

I dunno, a lot of websites have a car or some sport they do for advertising, I think it would be pretty cool to be the driver for something like that
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby Lipton » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:55 am

Thats the most random thing I've read in a while
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby Ghost_the_Crow » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:40 am

Lipton wrote:Thats the most random thing I've read in a while


Second that opinion...
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby Slaanesh » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:02 am

Ghost_the_Crow wrote:
Lipton wrote:Thats the most random thing I've read in a while


Second that opinion...


Same here :psyduck:
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby patriot » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:23 am

Random yes... But also hilarious and awesome.

Why not? Lots of companies do it. Just picture it at the line. Painted red black and white with the name "Bad Draggin" written across the sides. :dukeretro:

For added effect they could always add an XL to the front as a hood ornament flopping around from the acceleration and maybe special made xxl Duke's butt exhaust tips and teenie weenie toggle switches.

I'd definitely pay to see that even if they lost every race do to the aerodynamic issues caused by a giant silicone dragon cock on the hood.
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby KnotyDes » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:18 pm

A Funny car in the shape of their logo would be entertaining.
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby Grimly Fiendish » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:48 pm

BD go to trade shows and conventions, which is marketing towards the target audience (more effective) rather than marketing towards the motor sports enthusiasts (probably not a lot of crossover fans there).
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby spiralcatfox » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:54 pm

patriot wrote:Random yes... But also hilarious and awesome.

Why not? Lots of companies do it. Just picture it at the line. Painted red black and white with the name "Bad Draggin" written across the sides. :dukeretro:

For added effect they could always add an XL to the front as a hood ornament flopping around from the acceleration and maybe special made xxl Duke's butt exhaust tips and teenie weenie toggle switches.

I'd definitely pay to see that even if they lost every race do to the aerodynamic issues caused by a giant silicone dragon cock on the hood.


Just based on reading this, I'd love to see a speed racer parody; "Go dick racer, go!"

But for safety reasons, I think having a silicone Duke's butt exhaust, isn't safe
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby Slaanesh » Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:33 pm

spiralcatfox wrote:
patriot wrote:Random yes... But also hilarious and awesome.

Why not? Lots of companies do it. Just picture it at the line. Painted red black and white with the name "Bad Draggin" written across the sides. :dukeretro:

For added effect they could always add an XL to the front as a hood ornament flopping around from the acceleration and maybe special made xxl Duke's butt exhaust tips and teenie weenie toggle switches.

I'd definitely pay to see that even if they lost every race do to the aerodynamic issues caused by a giant silicone dragon cock on the hood.


Just based on reading this, I'd love to see a speed racer parody; "Go dick racer, go!"

But for safety reasons, I think having a silicone Duke's butt exhaust, isn't safe


*slides you all this link* https://youtu.be/hsdKrjee2yE

Replace it with a Duke's butt and you've got your perfect exhaust! :laugh:
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby KnotyDes » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:55 pm

I can't stand it anymore the gearhead in me is twitching in anguish. drag cars don't have exaust systems. They have pipes that come off each cylinder. Tips would only restrict the flow.

Now that that's off my chest. They would have to redeisn dukes butt to be massively gaped. Depending on hp output we looking at least a 3-4" pipe ×8. Which might be a bit awkward for people. A funny idea but probably not feasable.

That all i have to say about that

But oh god the amount if head scratching that would occur when the BD dragster pulls up to the line. :laugh:
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby Cynic Dickic » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:25 pm

Slaanesh wrote:*slides you all this link* https://youtu.be/hsdKrjee2yE

Replace it with a Duke's butt and you've got your perfect exhaust! :laugh:

Not really, most pocket pussies are made out of a much softer material than silicone. Considering some designs tear just being used by penises, the force from the exhaust port would absolutely destroy the Duke's Butt put in it.
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby Tempest » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:34 pm

I would take a selfie with that car. Ridiculous and awesome.
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby patriot » Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:41 am

KnotyDes wrote:I can't stand it anymore the gearhead in me is twitching in anguish... ...A funny idea but probably not feasable....


As a diesel mechanic I do understand that a giant silicone sphincter wouldn't not make a good exhaust tip even though 8 Dukes straight off the manifolds shooting 3 feet of fire is even better. Like you said it's a funny idea which is exactly how it was meant not as a suggestion to the BD marketing department. :smilenox:
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby Willow » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:46 pm

Make the car shaped like a Chance. Maybe just not the squirting type.
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby Dee » Wed Jul 25, 2018 12:30 pm

Grimly Fiendish wrote:BD go to trade shows and conventions, which is marketing towards the target audience (more effective) rather than marketing towards the motor sports enthusiasts (probably not a lot of crossover fans there).

What; you don't like fast cars?
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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby Harbenz » Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:29 pm

Why we are not talking about that this shit got real? :laugh:

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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby KnotyDes » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:56 pm

Harbenz wrote:Why we are not talking about that this shit got real? :laugh:

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Re: Bad Dragon Drag Car?

Postby BiosBits » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:54 pm

I'm a little late on this but holy shit, that's cool.

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