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Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby BiosBits » Sun May 13, 2018 9:37 pm

Have a silly Bad Dragon idea? Do you have a terrible BD dildo/penetrable design in your head? How about Bad Dragon branded products that would make people's head spin? This is the thread to share your Bad Dragon shenanigans for the shits and giggles.
This thread is basically a BD bullshit thread. It's for joking around. Hopefully that is more understandable.

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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby BiosBits » Sun May 13, 2018 9:47 pm

Bad dragon porn shirts. Would it be dandy to walk in the mall showing off Duke's dick on your shirt. :stick:
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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby Scorpio » Mon May 14, 2018 1:59 am

My mind works in mysterious ways. So let's just add the first thing that came to mind while I red the description of what's supposed to be put here.
Long drill-shape designed especially good suction cup to put on your forehead.
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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby Padre » Mon May 14, 2018 2:29 am

Tiny officially licensed strap ons to fasten teenie weenies to dolls or the BD plushies
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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby IggyZen » Mon May 14, 2018 2:34 am

A really snazzy reusable plastic water bottle with the BD logo on it. Perhaps, really neat straws too. How about hats? That would be neat for those that like to wear hats. A scarf? That would be cool! Oh! Oh! A book like one of those nice heavy coffee table type of books with nothing but adoptions old and new photos to look and gawk at. I would totally buy that. To stare at fantasy dongs at all day long. I know, nothing toy related...but it would be neat merchandise to see them branch out to. I can dream right?
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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby Squirrelmunk » Mon May 14, 2018 3:04 am

Scorpio wrote:Long drill-shape

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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby Scorpio » Mon May 14, 2018 3:51 am

Squirrelmunk wrote:
Scorpio wrote:Long drill-shape

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Nailed it.
Or maybe screwed it, but that sets a whole different meaning to it O.o
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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby Niah » Mon May 14, 2018 5:00 am

IggyZen wrote:A really snazzy reusable plastic water bottle with the BD logo on it. Perhaps, really neat straws too. How about hats? That would be neat for those that like to wear hats. A scarf? That would be cool! Oh! Oh! A book like one of those nice heavy coffee table type of books with nothing but adoptions old and new photos to look and gawk at. I would totally buy that. To stare at fantasy dongs at all day long. I know, nothing toy related...but it would be neat merchandise to see them branch out to. I can dream right?


Honestly, if they did a book of all the most epic adoptions (including every RR/Aurora toy ever produced) and other epic colorations we've only seen at various shows/cons then I'd totally buy that. I like looking through the pretty pics I've saved on my computer, and it'd be great to have a physical book of them. Maybe a little backstory on how they came to be.
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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby BiosBits » Mon May 14, 2018 6:40 am

Padre wrote:Tiny officially licensed strap ons to fasten teenie weenies to dolls or the BD plushies


I thought of a strap-on for multiple teenie weenies, until I got to the doll part of the sentence.
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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby LJF » Mon May 14, 2018 10:44 am

BD penis shaped straws
Help reduce one use plastic which being a horny little git too
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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby BiosBits » Tue May 15, 2018 12:00 am

I have this shin godzilla BD toy idea. I think it would be fantastic to be able to enjoy the pleasures of shin godzilla's first form, mouth and butt.
I'd would love to see shin godzilla's big eyes stare at me as I go balls deep into its throat.

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Adding red dye to cumlube would make it look like its oozing blood from the mouth.
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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby Scorpio » Tue May 15, 2018 1:10 am

Since Gozilla came up, I began to think of King Kong and what kind of bad toys you could make of that.
So let me present you the Gorilla fist. Or basically, the masturbation glove, for you who want your hand to look a little more animalistic :dukeretro:
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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby nibbles70 » Tue May 15, 2018 11:54 pm

Padre wrote:Tiny officially licensed strap ons to fasten teenie weenies to dolls or the BD plushies



Eeee everything is cuter in mini! I love this!
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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby MissMoneyPenny » Wed May 16, 2018 3:45 am

Scorpio wrote:My mind works in mysterious ways. So let's just add the first thing that came to mind while I red the description of what's supposed to be put here.
Long drill-shape designed especially good suction cup to put on your forehead.


Oooh, I like this. I would buy it! And do forehead helicopters with it anytime I started feeling pissed off. There's actually a fitting saying in Finnish for your idea: "kyrpä otsassa", which literally translates into "a cock on a forehead". It basically means to be pissed off or to have a bad day for a reason or another. So I figured, at least for me, it would be impossible to stay mad when wearing an actual dong on my forehead, headbanging, and looking like a unicorn going through a heavy metal phase. :stick:
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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby Ghost_the_Crow » Wed May 16, 2018 6:05 am

MissMoneyPenny wrote:
Scorpio wrote:My mind works in mysterious ways. So let's just add the first thing that came to mind while I red the description of what's supposed to be put here.
Long drill-shape designed especially good suction cup to put on your forehead.


Oooh, I like this. I would buy it! And do forehead helicopters with it anytime I started feeling pissed off. There's actually a fitting saying in Finnish for your idea: "kyrpä otsassa", which literally translates into "a cock on a forehead". It basically means to be pissed off or to have a bad day for a reason or another. So I figured, at least for me, it would be impossible to stay mad when wearing an actual dong on my forehead, headbanging, and looking like a unicorn going through a heavy metal phase. :stick:


Yea, headbanging would get a whole new meaning with this ^^
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Re: Bad Dragon Hanky-Panky

Postby MissMoneyPenny » Wed May 16, 2018 10:28 am

Ghost_the_Crow wrote:
MissMoneyPenny wrote:
Scorpio wrote:My mind works in mysterious ways. So let's just add the first thing that came to mind while I red the description of what's supposed to be put here.
Long drill-shape designed especially good suction cup to put on your forehead.


Oooh, I like this. I would buy it! And do forehead helicopters with it anytime I started feeling pissed off. There's actually a fitting saying in Finnish for your idea: "kyrpä otsassa", which literally translates into "a cock on a forehead". It basically means to be pissed off or to have a bad day for a reason or another. So I figured, at least for me, it would be impossible to stay mad when wearing an actual dong on my forehead, headbanging, and looking like a unicorn going through a heavy metal phase. :stick:


Yea, headbanging would get a whole new meaning with this ^^


Of course! Headbanging! How did I not make that connection :DDD

Oh, I have an idea. How cool would it be to have a walking stick sized Tako? Multipurpose item for senior toyers. After the deed has been done and you feel all swoozy you can use the toy to prop yourself up without the risk of breaking your pelvis.
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