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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Curiosa » Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:12 am

Oh good Lord knitting group last night.

There was an old conservative lady who was unaware of the innuendos she spoke in. Like she heard I crocheted and wanted to see me in action to determine my casting/hook holding style (cuz that's a thing apparently) and her first words upon seeing me crochet-

Me: *makes a few chain stitches*
Her: "So you're a fister."
Me:
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JFC I did my best not to laugh and almost lost that battle.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby DaedraQueen » Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:19 am

Curiosa wrote:Oh good Lord knitting group last night.

There was an old conservative lady who was unaware of the innuendos she spoke in. Like she heard I crocheted and wanted to see me in action to determine my casting/hook holding style (cuz that's a thing apparently) and her first words upon seeing me crochet-

Me: *makes a few chain stitches*
Her: "So you're a fister."
Me:
Image

JFC I did my best not to laugh and almost lost that battle.



You just made my day brighter and yuuri on ice! Fuckimg love that show
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Curiosa » Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:24 pm

DaedraQueen wrote:
Curiosa wrote:Oh good Lord knitting group last night.

There was an old conservative lady who was unaware of the innuendos she spoke in. Like she heard I crocheted and wanted to see me in action to determine my casting/hook holding style (cuz that's a thing apparently) and her first words upon seeing me crochet-

Me: *makes a few chain stitches*
Her: "So you're a fister."
Me:
Image

JFC I did my best not to laugh and almost lost that battle.



You just made my day brighter and yuuri on ice! Fuckimg love that show


glad to hear it! :widesmile:

In other news, I'm watching my SO playing Skyrim on VR and he's playing an assassin. It's just fun to watch him stab at the air and be a general sasstronaut at the NPCs. Meanwhile I'm humming Cell Block Tango in the background when he's on a contract.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby wolfstardobe » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:13 am

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Tempest » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:28 am

wolfstardobe wrote:
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:laugh:

That's amazing. I didn't know I needed this, but I need this.

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Ghost_the_Crow » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:50 pm

wolfstardobe wrote:
AA9D3728-94AF-460B-B8BE-841D70039D15.jpeg


:laugh:


Oh shit I know that one xD
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I almost pissed myself but on the other hand, I have such a bad taste of humor so... might be just funny for me ^^
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Slaanesh » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:29 pm

Oh my god I can't fucking breathe at this! :laugh: :laugh:

So I'm on the phone with my boyfriend and we're talking about tabletop Warhammer -

Him: "So I got really close to beating John this time but he won right at the end."

Me: "Oh sweet; how did he win?"

Him: "I was about four inches out of range."

Needless to say I nearly pissed myself at hearing that and laughed the hardest I have in a long time to the point I had to take a breather :laugh: Holy shit :misc2: :widesmile:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Sandpaper » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:32 am

Not actually today... Last week, but I got the video today, so close enough. Me and a pall where driving to a friend for new years, and I just hapened to bring a Kelvin with a suction cup... It's a beautiful hood ornament! We're all responsible adults :smilenox: I swear!
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Ghost_the_Crow » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:07 am

Nananananananana...

Nananananananana...

Ceiling cock!

CEILING COOOCK!

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby DaedraQueen » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:39 am

Ghost_the_Crow wrote:Nananananananana...

Nananananananana...

Ceiling cock!

CEILING COOOCK!

73B3D029-9074-47CF-A3AC-1AD46B4BD71A.jpeg


W-Wtf....how?
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Ghost_the_Crow » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:12 am

DaedraQueen wrote:
Ghost_the_Crow wrote:Nananananananana...

Nananananananana...

Ceiling cock!

CEILING COOOCK!

73B3D029-9074-47CF-A3AC-1AD46B4BD71A.jpeg


W-Wtf....how?


A smooth surface and a suction cup :stick:

Gonna have so much fun trolling people with this x3c
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Slaanesh » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:41 am

Ghost_the_Crow wrote:Nananananananana...

Nananananananana...

Ceiling cock!

CEILING COOOCK!

73B3D029-9074-47CF-A3AC-1AD46B4BD71A.jpeg


DON'T TEMPT ME! :laugh: :laugh:

Damn it I'm gonna throw my Sleipnir at the ceiling after I've had my tea! :widesmile:

Also, holy shit! That decoration thingy you have - I can make those out of origami! :excited:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby DaedraQueen » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:48 am

Ghost_the_Crow wrote:
DaedraQueen wrote:
Ghost_the_Crow wrote:Nananananananana...

Nananananananana...

Ceiling cock!

CEILING COOOCK!

73B3D029-9074-47CF-A3AC-1AD46B4BD71A.jpeg


W-Wtf....how?


A smooth surface and a suction cup :stick:

Gonna have so much fun trolling people with this x3c


Did you just throw it? are you infact a titan?
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby DaedraQueen » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:50 am

Slaanesh wrote:
Ghost_the_Crow wrote:Nananananananana...

Nananananananana...

Ceiling cock!

CEILING COOOCK!

73B3D029-9074-47CF-A3AC-1AD46B4BD71A.jpeg


DON'T TEMPT ME! :laugh: :laugh:

Damn it I'm gonna throw my Sleipnir at the ceiling after I've had my tea! :widesmile:

Also, holy shit! That decoration thingy you have - I can make those out of origami! :excited:


How would you get it back down? Also yes seconded very pretty decoration!
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby KnotyDes » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:54 am

DaedraQueen wrote:
Ghost_the_Crow wrote:
DaedraQueen wrote:
W-Wtf....how?


A smooth surface and a suction cup :stick:

Gonna have so much fun trolling people with this x3c


Did you just throw it? are you infact a titan?

That doesn't look that high. Maybe 10 feet. I'd need a foot stool but what ever.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Ghost_the_Crow » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:08 am

KnotyDes wrote:
DaedraQueen wrote:
Ghost_the_Crow wrote:
A smooth surface and a suction cup :stick:

Gonna have so much fun trolling people with this x3c


Did you just throw it? are you infact a titan?

That doesn't look that high. Maybe 10 feet. I'd need a foot stool but what ever.


Well, first I‘m 1,84m Tall, then it was my sleeping room which I think I can touch the ceiling of, I can in my normal and thats just a few cm shorter. Anyways since my bed stands there too I just stood on that and put it on myself... maybe I’ll throw it next time...
And Itook the pic while laying on my bed so it looks way higher.

As for the decoration, that was made out of DIN A3 Paper (pretty thick so it’s strong enough)
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Curiosa » Wed Jan 17, 2018 5:56 pm

The last thing I expected to see on Pinterest:
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Also this:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Slaanesh » Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:03 pm

Curiosa wrote:The last thing I expected to see on Pinterest:
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Also this:
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Oh god my friend sent me that second one yesterday and I couldn't stop laughing :laugh:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Curiosa » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:22 pm

Folks are watching Passengers.

Movie: *scene with Chris Pratt in the shower*
Movie: *scene ends*
Mom: "Fuck, go back!"
Dad: *picks up remote, starts going back*
Mom: "I meant the movie but ok."
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