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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby DaedraQueen » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:50 am

Slaanesh wrote:
Ghost_the_Crow wrote:Nananananananana...

Nananananananana...

Ceiling cock!

CEILING COOOCK!

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DON'T TEMPT ME! :laugh: :laugh:

Damn it I'm gonna throw my Sleipnir at the ceiling after I've had my tea! :widesmile:

Also, holy shit! That decoration thingy you have - I can make those out of origami! :excited:


How would you get it back down? Also yes seconded very pretty decoration!
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby CakeLurker » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:51 am

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And fit-able Smalls... And maybe 1 Medium or Medium-sized toy...

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby KnotyDes » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:54 am

DaedraQueen wrote:
Ghost_the_Crow wrote:
DaedraQueen wrote:
W-Wtf....how?


A smooth surface and a suction cup :stick:

Gonna have so much fun trolling people with this x3c


Did you just throw it? are you infact a titan?

That doesn't look that high. Maybe 10 feet. I'd need a foot stool but what ever.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Ghost_the_Crow » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:08 am

KnotyDes wrote:
DaedraQueen wrote:
Ghost_the_Crow wrote:
A smooth surface and a suction cup :stick:

Gonna have so much fun trolling people with this x3c


Did you just throw it? are you infact a titan?

That doesn't look that high. Maybe 10 feet. I'd need a foot stool but what ever.


Well, first I‘m 1,84m Tall, then it was my sleeping room which I think I can touch the ceiling of, I can in my normal and thats just a few cm shorter. Anyways since my bed stands there too I just stood on that and put it on myself... maybe I’ll throw it next time...
And Itook the pic while laying on my bed so it looks way higher.

As for the decoration, that was made out of DIN A3 Paper (pretty thick so it’s strong enough)
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Curiosa » Wed Jan 17, 2018 5:56 pm

The last thing I expected to see on Pinterest:
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Also this:
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You can't touch music- but music can touch you.

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Slaanesh » Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:03 pm

Curiosa wrote:The last thing I expected to see on Pinterest:
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Also this:
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Oh god my friend sent me that second one yesterday and I couldn't stop laughing :laugh:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Curiosa » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:22 pm

Folks are watching Passengers.

Movie: *scene with Chris Pratt in the shower*
Movie: *scene ends*
Mom: "Fuck, go back!"
Dad: *picks up remote, starts going back*
Mom: "I meant the movie but ok."
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Niah » Sat Jan 27, 2018 6:44 am

We use iClickers in my general chemistry class since there are over 100 students in the auditorium we use. The professor has a two letter code that sets the frequency for the remotes for that course; that way you can use the same remote for multiple courses. Well, the code for my chem class is BD. It took me a moment to think of it before I had to try not to start laughing in class about it. I wonder if there was anyone else in the class who made the connection or something, lol.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Curiosa » Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:25 pm

My SO is obsessed with the steamed hams meme. I don't get it but he finally found one that makes me laugh:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Curiosa » Thu Feb 01, 2018 3:36 am

My Pinterest feed did the thing again:
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You can't touch music- but music can touch you.

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Re: What made you laugh today?

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Niah » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:49 pm

That chemistry quiz I took earlier today. If I passed it was barely. :laugh: I think I got one right, and I think I got another right if I didn't confuse myself with what I thought I understood. I don't even much care at this point. There's hardly any difference between computer engineering and electrical engineering except that CE requires one or two more math courses and EE requires the second semester of general chemistry. If that really is the case, then I'll just go for CE instead of EE on the basis of less chemistry, because fuck that shit. The lab actually isn't too terrible so far; it's the lecture that's giving me fits, which I didn't expect.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby TJ_Vinny » Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:05 pm

Funny, I was just remembering something that happened in my chemistry class in high school several years ago. During a lab, a beaker full of water was knocked over and soaked a plate loaded with sodium samples and it exploded like a New Year's celebration.

I accidentally knocked that beaker over with my elbow...

No one was hurt at all thankfully, but I was done for that day.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Shardik » Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:37 pm

Click-through is definitely NSFW, but this review of a butt toy had this giggle-inducing line: "At 1.5 inches, it's large enough and wide enough to present a challenge to all but the most piggy."
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Niah » Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:36 pm

TJ_Vinny wrote:Funny, I was just remembering something that happened in my chemistry class in high school several years ago. During a lab, a beaker full of water was knocked over and soaked a plate loaded with sodium samples and it exploded like a New Year's celebration.

I accidentally knocked that beaker over with my elbow...

No one was hurt at all thankfully, but I was done for that day.


Lol. That would have been fun to see. In my high school chem class we were doing an experiment where we were warming up a solution or something in a beaker over a Bunsen burner. We when had to remove the beaker from the burner to add another solution or whatever to it. I either didn't hear the instructions or I forgot, but I went to add the solution to the beaker while it was still on the burner. My teacher saw me and I'd never seen that fat little man move so fast in my life. He told me I could have blown up the classroom. I don't know still if he was exaggerating or being truthful. I did fine in our chemiluminescent lab this past Tuesday. I ended up handling all the chemicals and there was no problem. That's not to say there won't be other issues, lol. So far the lab isn't anywhere near as bad as people have said, but that was one experiment and only the second lab meeting of the semester. Plenty of time for it to get worse. :unamused:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby Curiosa » Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:55 pm

Dad: "Those baby otters are the cutest little shits."
Me: *looks up, dad's watching a YouTube video featuring baby raccoons*

Also, I was at the grocery store today and got startled by a cardboard cutout of Ted Ligety. I... almost punched him, but I realized after getting ready to do the punch that there was no threat. Got a bit embarrassed when I realized it was just cardboard. :doh:
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby spiralcatfox » Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:29 am

Shardik wrote:Click-through is definitely NSFW, but this review of a butt toy had this giggle-inducing line: "At 1.5 inches, it's large enough and wide enough to present a challenge to all but the most piggy."


You left out the best line though

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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby KnotyDes » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:54 pm

Shardik wrote:Click-through is definitely NSFW, but this review of a butt toy had this giggle-inducing line: "At 1.5 inches, it's large enough and wide enough to present a challenge to all but the most piggy."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: oh dang 1.5" thick, Wow.
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Postby KnotyDes » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:53 am

Xenocats shape of water dildo appearing on Gizmodo! https://io9.gizmodo.com/a-dildo-maker-h ... 1517074636

as a note dont read the comments, its the internet.
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