Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby Varka » Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:52 am

Clayton, the mighty guardian of the stony north cliffs, picked his way down the canyon. He was tracking a hiker who was milling clumsily around the steep rock face. The dragon’s eyes narrowed; This was no beginners’ hike! Furthermore, the hiker was nearing the ultimate forbidden zone – Clayton’s cave, and his legendary horde of treasure. While the dragon often guided hikers through his pass to their safety (although the hikers rarely knew it) he did so also to steer them away from his lair and its contents.

A lone hiker was certainly no match for and intelligent and resourceful dragon, let alone Clayton. However this hiker seemed to be looking for something specific- not to just make it down the pass. The dragon sank back into his rocky surroundings, camouflaging effortlessly as he pondered the hiker's intentions. At that moment, the hiker stumbled into a break in the rocks and judging from the sounds of gasps the hiker had found Clayton’s cave.

Wasting no time, Clayton dropped into the cave and reared up on his hind legs, an impressive sight, all horns and spines and muscle. The hiker’s eyes went wide, and Clayton smiled deviously.

“Lone hiker,” he growled softly, “You seem to have been looking for something as you stumbled down the mountain; what is it that you seek? Respond wisely!”

The hiker looked up at the stunning earth dragon, bowi ng swiftly before answering. “I have no desire to steal your treasure. I have ventured this far simply to pay you tribute.”

A playful smile stole across the dragon’s features, milling over the possibilities in his mind, as his loins began to stir. It had been ever so long since he’d had a little company.

“After all, I am no fool… I know where to find the REAL treasure of the northern cliffs…” The hiker said, eyeing the dragon’s loins.

The dragon felt his stiff cock coming to life, poking into the air and quivering. He eyed the hiker in return and was pleasantly surprised to see no sign of fear. In fact, there was an expression of triumph and anticipation...
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby Noodle23 » Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:59 am

Oh, yes.

Oh, yessy yes yes.
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby Beastboy » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:03 pm

So very very tempting, if only I had enough money to get a medium, shipping is killing me for toys
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby Ice Kitten » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:05 pm

Beautiful new toy. The Magma Drake color is simply gorgeous.
I can see some Deathwing fantasies probably coming to life with that. :3
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby ruffruffwolf » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:06 pm

Oh...Oh my.
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby FlashFuschia » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:15 pm

Too big for me but they look very very pretty!
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby Wat » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:18 pm

Welp...time to think of a color scheme :psyduck:
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby Varka » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:25 pm

We will be listing ready-to-ship toys momentarily. :D

This is my favorite size... the Varka size!

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Disclaimer: I shrunk the coke can; sorry.
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby per haps! » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:25 pm

Wat wrote:Welp...time to think of a color scheme :psyduck:


This is the first one in a long time that hasn't immediately shouted a color scheme at me. The texture just trumps everything else... dang, good concept and execution, BD!
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby madkeith » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:26 pm

Now this is an interesting toy! That texture...
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby ruffruffwolf » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:29 pm

I want to know how rough this guy is in a 5. I want a large but I don't know if he would be too rough in that firmness.
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby Noodle23 » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:30 pm

I'm thinking maybe a mint chocolate chip marble sort of colour deal.. for some reason I really think this would suit green. And I generally dislike green. xD

This is going on my Christmas list. I'd be buying a stock toy, but shipping and the extra charges kinda killed me on my last order. But rest assured, I will procure one of these babies! ~( *o*)/
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby Varka » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:32 pm

ruffruffwolf wrote:I want to know how rough this guy is in a 5. I want a large but I don't know if he would be too rough in that firmness.


I have my XL in a 5, and it's not too bad. Most of the textures are smoothed out a bit - but I guess it depends where you're putting it!
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby Reizakirga » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:34 pm

*faints*yep, just got money too..
MINE D<
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby Kitsuneboom » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:39 pm

:|
I JUST ORDERED A TOY VARKA. C'MON.
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby per haps! » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:46 pm

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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby Mongrel Vixen » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:49 pm

wanna see all the suprise me's >:
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby Kitsuneboom » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:50 pm

per haps! wrote:Prettiest one (I think): http://cdnassets.bad-dragon.com/images/ ... /-1075.JPG (at first blush)

Yeah, that's the one I was eyeing. Good thing I don't have any money left anyway XD
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby per haps! » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:54 pm

Kitsuneboom wrote:
per haps! wrote:Prettiest one (I think): http://cdnassets.bad-dragon.com/images/ ... /-1075.JPG (at first blush)

Yeah, that's the one I was eyeing. Good thing I don't have any money left anyway XD


Yeah I'm pretty content for a spell (loooong spell), but this design is top of the wishlist now, even though it doesn't have any changes in shaft diameter.
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Re: Clayton, the Earth Dragon!

Postby Varka » Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:00 pm

per haps! wrote:is this the magma color?


Yes, the names of the colors are listed on the product page, and in the images, and in the color swatches. It's called Magma Drake, and it's an awesome color. =)
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