Order #11298 - Breeder - Medium, Medium (5), Custom Fade/Split, Suction Cup - Review
That's right, this is the first time my WIP fursona's dick's color is made public!
Expect to see more azure dicks someday! (Freon's original dick is still WIP
)08/01/2009
The Review:
Toy: The Breeder
Size: Medium
Firmness: Medium (5)
Color: Custom Fade/Split
Suction Cup: Yes
Ordering: 9/10
We all know the site has room for improvement, which consumes that last point, but since I did my homework, something that everyone should do pefore a purchase, I knew exactly what to order.
The process was easy enough and I made sure of creating an account first to make things easier in the future. Ok I already had an account and I even have an unfinished order for messing around with it
Customer service: >9000/10
It's Runa. Period. The only complain I had was that he wasn't able to help like we both wanted. It's been corrected.
In the shop: 10/10
We all know the AC drama, so let's forget that.
Freon's Breeder dick has a very specific custom color, though it only took from 07/08 to 07/12(tops) to be made. And Varka was the one who made it
The 'Ready to Ship'(07/13 and 07/15) and 'Shipped'(07/13 and 07/22) emails were crazy, but the tracking info says it was sent on the 12th.
Shipped (not BD's fault): 2/10
Why write what has already been sung?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6_ZNW1DACE
Package history:
12/07: Posted
15/07: International dispatch
20/07: Arrived abroad, into customs
28/07: Cleared, tax required
30/07: Sent to agency
31/07: Awaiting retrieval
I hate customs!!! And the ransom was R$170.something (about $85)!!!
At least the package wasn't violated. It wasn't even opened, so I guess the price was based entirely on weight. *fears for his possible XL Gryphon*
Next time, if possible, I'm definetly asking for UPS service.
I only gave it 2 points because I've heard people having their packages stuck in the customs for over a month
The package: 8/10
Several annoying foam thingies (not peanuts, more like lowercase 'm's with short legs) were in the way. Before removing those I pulled up some papers in a plastic folder page.
The order info was signed with a claw
I already knew all the other info, I'm a well studied BD customer XDI get rid of the annoying foam thingies and pull up the good stuff wrapped in purple paper.
I see a head! The first thing I pulled up is a purple firmness 5 sample disk. It's not as nice as I imagined and it's bigger. It in fact does a poor job in demonstrating the firmness, because it's too thin. It has a blue 'tail' XD
Next I grab that head and the shaft below it. It's wrapped too thoroughly and I don't like ripping stuff, so it took a few second to unwrap it
Oooh velvety and soft goodness... I almost couldn't resist to hug and lick it, but I feared I could be allergic to the mold release (which I didn't smell... I guess it wore off with the time). There were 2 labels on it's bottom, one has a barcode and it's text equivalent and kind of specified my order "The Breeder [Medium] [SC]"(Yeah, bold included and IMO lacked a firmness number or the toy size, if the 'Medium' is the firmness) and the other says:"Your toy was prepared by:
Varka"
After checking out the main thing and removing it's labels, I pulled the cumlube bottle. It worried me a bit that it was unsealed. If it were to leak, it would be a mess. But it didn't. Though it was wrapped in alot of plastic too. Also, being it unsealed, I'd have a hard time trusting it's integrity if my package was violated by the customs.
I made the label wet and left it dry, after that I removed it so it wouldn't get eventually destroyed. All 3 labels are stored XD
The Breeder: 9/10
Was that a 9? Yes. The reason is that I think a firmness 6, 6.5 or 7 would be better than the floppy 5. I see that firmness 8 could be too hard, but 5 is kind of annoying for a medium toy
It's color is not as I described it... I couldn't describe it properly. Instead they made it exactly like it was in my head XD
I swear I can feel an urethra beneath those bumps... O_o
The Cumlube: 10/10
It's awesome! Though mine's a bit too stringy... Which is awesome. I have trouble cutting the strings when taking just the much I need. I even played with it a bit, pulling it out like a thread XD
It has a weird tastelessness... Hell yeah I licked it XD (I may do some more oral stuff with it, like lubing the toy with my mouth XD)
I haven't used it thoroughly, so I'll have to update this part later.
The Fun:
This can't be rated. Every time will be different depending on my mood and how I use it.
It requires one or 2 hands to help it get in, but once the head does, it a bit easier if it doesn't come out.
Those ridges feel awesome!
I wanted to be completely unstretched for my first ride, so I haven't played for about 2 weeks. Because of that I couldn't take the knot, which is a bit girthier than the most I've taken, though it's way softer too. I also couldn't shove it deep, as my second sphincter is tight again. Before the next ride I'll stretch.
I know this gives alot to be expected, but I'm not good in writing porn, even if just describing what I did
I may try to write something good once I have 'The Experience'.
TL,DR version:
This is more of a guide, since the main reason I'm writing this is to help future customers who may want or not a Breeder.
Ordering:
Do your reseaaaarch!
In the shop:
Yeah, the guys are awesome.
Shipped (not BD's fault):
If your package will go through customs, you may want to ask for UPS service.
The package:
Yeah, it's well packed, discreet and everything they say.
The Breeder, The Cumlube, The Fun:
C'mon, read the non-lazy version, it's not alot.
PICS!
Ok, I've managed to snag my mom's camera.
Please note that I just can't take good pics
- The signature
- Yup he did :)
- Here you can clearly see the urethra slit, something not common to see in Breeder pics
- Here you can kind of see the texture and the urethra slit
- You can have an idea of it's size. My hands aren't that big, on a standard keyboard I can put my thumb on Caps and my pinky on '" (12 keys wide). I just noticed that my hand looks fatter than I do :P
In-use pics are definetly NOT comming.
