She apologized nearly nonstop whenever I IM'd her on YIM but said she would make me something or buy something, despite me telling her not to bother herself and that it was alright.
So my mum goes out to see a friend for the day, literally as I opened the note attached to the package.
"My Dearest British "Sister" Fay...
I ALWAYS keep my promises...
Stay cute for those British guys <<Name Retained to Maintain Confidentiality>>"
"Right..." I think to myself as I sat on the sofa and finished painting my toenails as I watched some weird ass children's cartoon TV show things.
Once my nails were dry I ripped open the package and must have gone white and wide eyed.
Inside the package was a sex toy... A double ended sex toy...
Now you may all be thinking something like "GREAT! Good for you Pixie! You have a good friend there! ;3"...
But this is a HUGE toy, I couldn't quite believe it.
18 inches long
5 1/2 inches around the widest part.
I actually pinched myself to see if i was dreaming before taking it out of it's packaging. Smelling that new toy smell (that TBH I've smelt once whilst opening an 8 inch double ended dildo that was a hell of a lot smaller...).
I wondered upstairs to my room with it and the box, stopping only to toss the now ruined box apart in the bin in my room.
I snapped my first picture.
Yes, That's the toy, next to me other toys I own. The one in red...
Okay by this point I'm starting to realize this is all happening, and I start getting a little wet and aroused. At first I played with it in my hand and rubbed it against myself before thinking.
"Hang on... this will tear me apart... so I best use lube... and use it anally..." But the sad truth is... I don't own Lube! D= So I had to use the next best thing!
I stripped down and grabbed a towel and headed for the shower. Turned the Heater on and went to make sure the back door was closed to muffle any sounds I might make.
I returned to the shower and it dawned on me that, actually... It might not be as big as I thought!
So Now with a little more confidence I run back upstairs and grab the rest of my toys. Cuz I know I'm not gonna take my new monster without a little bit of stretching.
First things first I soaked, I love showers so much, the feeling of the water running down ones naked body. The droplets gently making their bid of freedom across naked breast flesh (for those who have it >.>) and down the legs.
I find it so peaceful, unlike a bath which I detest as you end up sat in your own filth
Anyway, after about 10 or 15 mins of letting the stress of life ebb away I unhooked the shower head from the tube and... well... assumed a certain position and proceeded to use certain methods to clean the hole that was going to receive visitors.
But I got carried away a little and ended up with a swollen stomach and a bit of a water leaking tushy.
(Might post some pics next time I do it for the peeps who like inflation and Enemas ;3).
I "Let myself Deflate" a little bit, for those who want to Imagine how, go ahead, but I'll leave it up to peoples Imaginations for those who would rather not know.
Now feeling refreshed and invigorated I grabbed the soap, Dove body soap. Smells creamy and feels soft.
"And leaves 9/10 women's skin feeling smooth and soft to the touch. 78%* of women can't be wrong ;D"
And I made my fingers all slippery ready to prob at my hole. I was about to do the same to my broken vibrator (long story short, Got pissed at a party, came home, told to shower by parents, was horny, vibrator + shower was a bad combo) and was about to soap that up when I decided to tickle my fancy a little first.
So I did ;3
Brought myself to the edge and stopped. Then resumed my earlier activities and started to long stretching process.
Starting with one probing finger, then two.
The two would stretch and I'd slip in a third, and on and on.
This went on for about an hour before I was able to fit my whole hand up to the knuckles inside my ass. Pleased with my work I grabbed my "Little Purple Worm" (what I affectionately call my small double dildo) and start off easing the thinner end in, push deep as It would go without me loosing it inside me.
I wriggled it about a bit then pulled it out and did the same with the thicker end.
Then I confess... I doubled it up and pushed BOTH ends in ^///^ tee hee. 'Cuz I'm naughty like that >;3
Anyway, Feeling satisfied that i was stretched enough I grab my new monstrous friend and soap up one of the ends.
And push it in.
"Hmmm maybe I was wrong... this does feel a bit big... and it's just the head..." I think to myself, but I don't dishearten myself as I slowly work it into me.
I got more and more wriggled into my before I found I couldn't fit much more in... And I had only taken about... 5 or 6 inches.
I'm sure I was a little pissed off as I ground against it then it slipped in suddenly. O.O
All I can say is WOW!
WOW WOW WOW!
3 or 4 inches disappeared into me making me wriggle and moan out as I kept easing more in.
I kept it up till It hurt when I pushed it anymore. I spent the next 10 minets trying to wriggle it in any more I could... With no avail. :(
So I pulled it out and pushed it in slowly and gently as I watched as a bulge appeared In my stomach. (My god that was hot, watching it appear when I pushed in and disappear when I pull out...)
I could feel my climax starting to build and I moved faster and harder as my fingers started to fondle my clitty as I wriggled and moaned on the floor of the shower.
Droplets of water plipping on my face and body as I reached a shattering orgasm and pushed it in till I felt a little tang of pain.
I laid there in the shower, panting and very happy with myself when suddenly BANG!
I actually squealed as I jumped.
Pop quiz... anyone know what happens when you jump?
...
You clench... (Well I did...)
...
I clenched hard and In turn let out a scream of pain and... I'm blushing as I type this... I had another orgasm. Because I'm a bit of a Masochistic.
After the pain had passed I pulled it slowly out to a cascade of pleasure as I did it slowly, feeling the ridges and veiny texture.
I cleaned off quickly and headed upstairs again with my toys only to be bothered by a knock at the door, turns out the two lovely lesbian girls who live next door herd me squeal and thought I was in trouble.
I told them I saw a Spider but it was gone now and blushed as I returned upstairs where I snapped one last picture to show the size of the toy next to the average size of condom in the UK:
So all in all I'm pleased that my friend eventually remembered my birthday but don't know how often I'll get to use my red double dildo monster as it's just so huge...
Well I hope People enjoyed reading about it as much as I enjoyed doing and writing this experience ^///^
<3 Love Y'all ;3
EDIT!
OH! nearly forgot!
I worked out roughly how much I had in me...
Between 14 and 15 inches ^///^
-squeeze-
