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crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby sacuta » Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:05 pm

First thing to say is holy hell the size!!! Image
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the next few are it next to a large chance flared
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so far out of all the toys i have received (pun intended) this is the first that i was not able to take all the way. As for what i did get in, over all the texture was quite nice and is sure to be tons of fun once i am able to take it all. I would advice spending the extra money for a suction cup base as the toy it self doesn't have good balance. Going to end it here with realizing that i may have ended up with a toy that even i will have to work for some time to take :D
This isn't so much a review as it is just pictures to help those who are not sure about the size to get.
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby ruffruffwolf » Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:09 pm

What firmness is it? Is it an 8? Cause if it is, you can beat someone to death with that thing. :aaaaa:
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby Wat » Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:25 pm

So big D: I'll probably order a large in a couple of days :psyduck:
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby Frazzy626 » Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:21 pm

Wow! The Crackers XL is HUGE!! Care to take a picture of it next to a 2liter bottle?

I am so glad I only ordered the Large Cockatrice as I would never be able to Tame the XL Crackers! that thing is as big as my leg!!

Mine was shipped out today so i am looking forward to a package arriving on Thursday.
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby Volvie » Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:52 am

HOLY FUCK! That is some serious cock! O.O You think after several years of being a BD patron that i'd be use to the Larges and XLs xD!!! Yet still i am WOWED. Best of luck and be safe and careful hun!
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby damien » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:21 am

I just wanna try it. It is amazingly detailed.
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby Tundara » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:28 am

Watching Varka lube up the XL Cockatrice in one of his vids, my jaw dropped at the fact he couldn't even wrap his hand around it. Imagine how big the actual Cockatrice is attached to that thing!
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby Lemon » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:57 am

Damn. When they say XL they aren't kidding!
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby sacuta » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:24 pm

Frazzy626 wrote:Wow! The Crackers XL is HUGE!! Care to take a picture of it next to a 2liter bottle?


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there you go :smile:
ruffruffwolf wrote:What firmness is it? Is it an 8? Cause if it is, you can beat someone to death with that thing. :aaaaa:

yep its a 8
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby Woodsie » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:29 pm

Wow. That's terrifying. And that's coming from a girl who accidentally hit herself in the face with an XL Karabos today.

Good luck working for it. That's part of the fun sometimes.
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby leau513 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:50 pm

:o OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! :aaaaa: Wow if I saw someone or something coming at me with that I'd pass out instantly, not that I'd be out long once they tried to get it in.....
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby ruffruffwolf » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:57 pm

Joscelin wrote:
ruffruffwolf wrote:What firmness is it? Is it an 8? Cause if it is, you can beat someone to death with that thing. :aaaaa:



what they said lol

It could be registered as a concealed weapon in some jurisdictions in North America

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I highly doubt you could conceal it. :lol:
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby lieutenant » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:41 pm

god I want that in me so badly
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby drnick » Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:11 am

WUT. :psyduck:

I think you must have gotten your 20 oz and 2 liters mixed up. :P

I like big toys -- I can take the L Seadragon and am about 90% to the XL Gryphon. When I see these kinds of huge toys next to a soda can I figure that meh, soda cans aren't that big. And pft, part of it is the perspective and shape of the toy that distorts the absolute comparison.

HOWEVER, seeing it next to a 2-liter bottle..... OMG. Just... OMG. :shock:
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby Charlene » Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:40 am

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK. That is all.

Seriously, that third soda can pic. It's like it's coming to eat me.
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby HornyUnicorn » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:13 pm

OMG that's freaking huuuuuuge!

I don't know what else to say.
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby Varka » Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:48 am

Trying not to hijack the thread here, but for anyone who's curious about the size of the XL cockatrice when it's in use, I posted an in-use video here:

http://videos.toypics.net/view/804/the-xl-cockatrice/
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby Shandrel » Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:26 am

O.O: kitty has no words for this with lack of sleep...
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby A Real Character » Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:50 am

What is its firmness?
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Re: crackers the cockatrice XL

Postby sacuta » Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:35 pm

A Real Character wrote:What is its firmness?


8
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