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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby DearMrKittens » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:42 pm

ruffruffwolf wrote:
DearMrKittens wrote:
Nerdcock wrote:My comments were meant to be light hearted sorry to offend.
I can tell you I am here to appreciate all forms of the human body...
Please accept my apologies. Is there anything I can do to redeem myself?

I think you are all good mate....some people can't take a joke or otherwise, but even the person whom you directed it to mostly was pretty much ok...

Or don't appreciate creepy, tactless, sexual advances towards them. :/

Also, I totally forgot this was a competition with judges and shit. LOL

Or that and remember he has apologized now even if you don't accept it or not
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby PerfectlyImperfect » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:57 pm

I can't help but imagine fancy judges looking at the pictures, like, "Hmm, this one has style and personality, look at the sheer presence of this glorious clitoris!" "Yes, but the color is too dark, I think the size and beauty is undermined by the shadows. But this one is a real 10." "Mm, yes, quite. Indubitably. I concur."
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby A_W » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:06 pm

PerfectlyImperfect wrote:I can't help but imagine fancy judges looking at the pictures, like, "Hmm, this one has style and personality, look at the sheer presence of this glorious clitoris!" "Yes, but the color is too dark, I think the size and beauty is undermined by the shadows. But this one is a real 10." "Mm, yes, quite. Indubitably. I concur."


Lord I hope not, my picture taking skills are shit!
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby ruffruffwolf » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:45 pm

PerfectlyImperfect wrote:I can't help but imagine fancy judges looking at the pictures, like, "Hmm, this one has style and personality, look at the sheer presence of this glorious clitoris!" "Yes, but the color is too dark, I think the size and beauty is undermined by the shadows. But this one is a real 10." "Mm, yes, quite. Indubitably. I concur."

Do they have monocles and top hats? And fancy mustaches?
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby PerfectlyImperfect » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:47 pm

ruffruffwolf wrote:
PerfectlyImperfect wrote:I can't help but imagine fancy judges looking at the pictures, like, "Hmm, this one has style and personality, look at the sheer presence of this glorious clitoris!" "Yes, but the color is too dark, I think the size and beauty is undermined by the shadows. But this one is a real 10." "Mm, yes, quite. Indubitably. I concur."

Do they have monocles and top hats? And fancy mustaches?


In my mind, they do. Smoking pipes, too. Real clit connoisseurs.
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby RomanHyena » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:25 am

xD I can totally picture it now "My my, look at the style on that one!!" haha

Well at least it's not like the reality TV shows where they boot us off one by one, that would suck
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby Zav » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:55 am

PerfectlyImperfect wrote:
ruffruffwolf wrote:
PerfectlyImperfect wrote:I can't help but imagine fancy judges looking at the pictures, like, "Hmm, this one has style and personality, look at the sheer presence of this glorious clitoris!" "Yes, but the color is too dark, I think the size and beauty is undermined by the shadows. But this one is a real 10." "Mm, yes, quite. Indubitably. I concur."

Do they have monocles and top hats? And fancy mustaches?


In my mind, they do. Smoking pipes, too. Real clit connoisseurs.

I say, were you spying on me? :shock: I was smoking a pipe whilst judging, in fact. It was a random chocolate aromatic using an old Dunhill, if anyone cares. I used to smoke cigs, but pipes help me pass better, and while still unhealthy, pipe smoking is far healthier than cigarettes.
No, it's really like a group of fourteen year olds looking at a porn magazine. We're just about finished.
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby DearMrKittens » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:04 am

Zav wrote:
In my mind, they do. Smoking pipes, too. Real clit connoisseurs.

I say, were you spying on me? :shock: I was smoking a pipe whilst judging, in fact. It was a random chocolate aromatic using an old Dunhill, if anyone cares. I used to smoke cigs, but pipes help me pass better, and while still unhealthy, pipe smoking is far healthier than cigarettes.
No, it's really like a group of fourteen year olds looking at a porn magazine. We're just about finished.[/quote]
Just about finished? Oh my :oops:
heheh sorry I just had to.
Step dad smoked cigs than cigars than a pipe once or a twice....I know its hard to stop but if you can Switch so easy why can't you put more "umph" into stopping? <I ask my step dad this lol
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby Zav » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:33 am

DearMrKittens wrote:Just about finished? Oh my :oops:
heheh sorry I just had to.
Step dad smoked cigs than cigars than a pipe once or a twice....I know its hard to stop but if you can Switch so easy why can't you put more "umph" into stopping? <I ask my step dad this lol

I don't desire to stop smoking. I only smoke a couple bowls a month, and I find it quite enjoyable. There is a minute chance of getting mouth cancer, but I find it worth the risk. If I wanted to stop I could (and have done so for a set period of three months to prove it). It would not be so easy for a nicotine addict, perhaps like your step-father, to quit smoking.

Back on topic, the winners have been chosen! I'm going to let White Dragon announce them, being the sponsor.
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby DearMrKittens » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:39 am

Zav wrote:
DearMrKittens wrote:Just about finished? Oh my :oops:
heheh sorry I just had to.
Step dad smoked cigs than cigars than a pipe once or a twice....I know its hard to stop but if you can Switch so easy why can't you put more "umph" into stopping? <I ask my step dad this lol

I don't desire to stop smoking. I only smoke a couple bowls a month, and I find it quite enjoyable. There is a minute chance of getting mouth cancer, but I find it worth the risk. If I wanted to stop I could (and have done so for a set period of three months to prove it). It would not be so easy for a nicotine addict, perhaps like your step-father, to quit smoking.

Back on topic, the winners have been chosen! I'm going to let White Dragon announce them, being the sponsor.

I have always wonderd what smoking does for you? I mean does it truly relax you? I am sure there are other ways for relaxation to be done with no risk to cancer...Not bashing or anything or saying stop smoking, its your own body and you can damn well do what u want with it just have always wondered this from what step dad tells me ^_^

:) yay
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby White Dragon » Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:09 pm

No, no, no you have it all wrong...I have my smoking jacket on, nice cigar, and a glass of Scotch on the rocks :lol:

Stroking my goatee and attempting to decide without getting to excited about the wonderful photos ;)
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby A_W » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:35 pm

White Dragon wrote:No, no, no you have it all wrong...I have my smoking jacket on, nice cigar, and a glass of Scotch on the rocks :lol:

Stroking my goatee and attempting to decide without getting to excited about the wonderful photos ;)


Well, best of luck!
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby White Dragon » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:42 pm

A_W wrote:
White Dragon wrote:No, no, no you have it all wrong...I have my smoking jacket on, nice cigar, and a glass of Scotch on the rocks :lol:

Stroking my goatee and attempting to decide without getting to excited about the wonderful photos ;)


Well, best of luck!


Yes, well...uummmm....not having that much luck :oops:

So, who wants to know the winners?
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby PerfectlyImperfect » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:45 pm

Uhm, yes, please!
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby White Dragon » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:47 pm

Drum roll please....
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby A_W » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:54 pm

White Dragon wrote:
A_W wrote:
White Dragon wrote:No, no, no you have it all wrong...I have my smoking jacket on, nice cigar, and a glass of Scotch on the rocks :lol:

Stroking my goatee and attempting to decide without getting to excited about the wonderful photos ;)


Well, best of luck!


Yes, well...uummmm....not having that much luck :oops:

So, who wants to know the winners?


The curiosity is killing me
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby chickadee » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:43 pm

Tell us!! *rabble rabble*
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby DearMrKittens » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:47 pm

tell us tell us tell us *does a little chant*
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby Nerdcock » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:39 pm

Watch its going to be: You are all winners :)
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Re: Bad Dragon's First Clit Cock Competition

Postby Nerdcock » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:39 pm

DearMrKittens wrote:tell us tell us tell us *does a little chant*

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