(Or the ‘quack science’ thread)
So, due to unforeseen circumstances, we ended up with a spare dragoness. We felt a bit guilty / hoard-tastic about having a duplicate, but the BD staff helpfully suggested that to get past this, we use it to “perform GREAT SCIENCE for the good of dragonkind”.
So here we go..
(Part of me wants to say that she’s trying to get her cutie mark.. XP)
BANNANA HOLDER
Success – 3/5
Puerility – 5/5
Hilarity – 4/5
A bit difficult to insert without mulching the fruit, although whipped cream does make good lubricant here. Good gripping technique. But OMG the panic of trying to get it out in one piece when the end breaks off..
HOT FRANKFURTER PROTECTIVE GRIP
Success – 5/5
Puerility – 5/5
Hilarity – 5/5
Wow.. It’s like she was born to do this! Slightly slimy, salty sausage slips south surprisingly slickly. And you can get it out again!
IMPRACTICALLY LARGE DRINKING STRAW
Success – 3/5
Puerility – 4/5
Hilarity – 3/5
The clue is in the title. She does work as a straw, but sucking pulls her labia closed and cuts off the liquid flow, meaning that you have to both suck and lap at the same time to keep the fluid coming, lest you turn a funny shade of red and collapse from the effort.
Unusual, and takes some coordination.
FRUIT BOWL
Success – 4/5
Puerility – 4/5
Hilarity – 4/5
Since genitalia and sharp objects do not exactly mix, knives and forks are banned from this experiment. For the sake of amusement, so are hands.
Bit messy, very slimy, and fun. Definitely one to try for any fans of oral. Just try not to lose any berries inside of her..
FLOWER ARRANGER
Success – 4/5
Puerility – 2/5
Hilarity – 1/5
Vase too big for that flower? Janine to the rescue..
Just make sure you go for plain-stem plants, and not thorns!
HEAT RESISTANT BEAKER STAND
Success – 4/5
Puerility – 1/5
Hilarity – 1/5
The heat resistant properties of silicone are well known in the culinary and science worlds. Janine makes a worthy lab assistant, although since she usually works sitting down, you pretty much need a tripod to keep her standing for the length of the experiment. Shame we don’t have a test-tube and some dry ice to hand. That would have been far more amusing.
TACO HOLDER
Success – 0/5
Puerility – 4/5
Hilarity – 1/5
Just.. no.
Oh dear.. I think we’ve driven her to drink!
Feel free to contribute your own BD ‘Science’ experiments. The more the merrier!
(Just don’t critically appraise us.. this is hardly journal material. =P)
Srs. Biznis icon by 
Do you even realize what you've done... Now I'm going to have to get my paws on the Mate's sleeve and use it to drink my crystal light... DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO A SILICONE TOY?! Nothing good.
Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out 
