Janine the Lab assistant!

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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby eloeelwe » Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:23 pm

Hmmm Interesting.
I thought he looked like the sea turtle in "Finding Nemo"
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby ravingsockmonkey » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:33 pm

Finally got the costume I had my eye on for Uncle Duke!

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Dressed up for tricks and treats!

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He's got a treat for you~
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby MistKitty » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:14 pm

What in the world :laugh:
Is that supposed to be like an xsmall dog costume?
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby ravingsockmonkey » Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:41 pm

MistKitty wrote:What in the world :laugh:
Is that supposed to be like an xsmall dog costume?


Close! It's a small dog costume!
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby OverlyExcitable » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:06 am

ravingsockmonkey wrote:Finally got the costume I had my eye on for Uncle Duke!



BD Staff persons.. ...pretty please can this become an April Fools sheath?


Seriously, I think your costume just won hands down.
Shall we start off the hotdog innuendo by asking for a nibble on your footlong?
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby eloeelwe » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:50 am

Awesome! We need to do this again next year!
Of course there is always X-mass! A jolly ol' St Nick contest, or Santa's little helpers?
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby MistKitty » Fri Nov 01, 2013 9:37 am

eloeelwe wrote:Awesome! We need to do this again next year!
Of course there is always X-mass! A jolly ol' St Nick contest, or Santa's little helpers?

They're the best helpers yet! :laugh:
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby Kimmo » Fri Nov 01, 2013 9:41 am

Santa is making toys for all the children! :D

Toy will depend on whether you've been good or bad.
I, myself have been bad ;3
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby Lunabelle » Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:20 am

I want to see Santa Uncle Duke with Teeny Duke elf. Just thinking about that slays me.

But...we have forgotten Thanksgiving! How about some dicks sporting turkey plumage? Or a silicone re-enactment of the first Thanksgiving?
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby eloeelwe » Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:17 pm

Oh yes! Great Idea! :highfive:
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby RedVixenFur » Tue Nov 05, 2013 6:19 am

I have a good one involving Janine, my guitar and Bon Jovi. I'll record it when I get my camera back and have a bit of time. Stay tuned. Baddummmm tsss
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby Kimmo » Tue Nov 05, 2013 6:26 am

I thInk I have a faint idea of what it could be, but I hope I'm wrong because that would mean you have something else in store for us ^^
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby RedVixenFur » Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:49 am

e.e I won't be able to record it 'til Xmas... gomene~ my hate toward amplifiers backfired to me. XDDDDDDDDD
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby OverlyExcitable » Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:01 am

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So.. who's going to be first to post DukeButt as an icecream cone? Or flower vase?

There's a whole repeat data set to collect now people! Get to it! :stick:


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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby MistKitty » Mon Nov 18, 2013 3:36 am

Tell me this doesn't remind you of something...

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Success – 5/5
Puerility – 5/5
Hilarity – 5/5

This happened by accident. After a large dick bath, I ran out of room to put that little make-shift hat and figured Vergil would make a good stand in the meantime. Little did I know it turned him into a British Guard :laugh:
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby JoeDiggerJD » Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:15 pm

This thread is awesome! :stick:
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby SThr » Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:05 am

How did I not see this before? This is wonderful! :glomp:
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby OverlyExcitable » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:33 am

SHARK COCK-A-PULT
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Oh no! Entirely-reputable dirigible captain Duke, is under attack!
His new cologne seems to be overly attractive to Sky Kraken, and it seems he is about to be overwhelmed by many-armed love! He should have listened to the advice of the crew of the SS Ham Science and disguised his airship.. https://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=28141
Quickly, man the cannons! …We don’t have any? Damn! Well what do we have??

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I think I feel a MacGyver moment coming on…


So here’s a daft little game for those who don’t take things too seriously. And the physicists amongst you can entertain themselves with matters of trajectory and ordinance optimisation (please do post your findings).
- Print off the images below, preferably onto card, and cut them out.
- Attach an additional strip of card to the back at 90 degrees to the image, (using tape or glue) so it stands on its own.
- Grab your shark, wide elastic ribbon or similar, and defend your airship! But don’t hit the ‘Captn’, lest he decide to introduce you to his hook.
(..at least.. try and leave that distraction until the squid have been repelled?)

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Success – 4/5 (Eventually)
Puerility – 5/5
Hilarity – 5/5
Accidental Cock to the face – 5/5

So the original idea as soon as we saw the toy, was to use it as a slingshot (ok.. maybe that wasn’t quite the first thought). A wide ribbon of elastic would have been most useful for this, tied to the shafts on either side, but we made do with sub-optimal elastic bands.
The principal was sound, but getting enough force behind the projectiles (and keeping their complex shapes in an aerodynamic launch position) was a bit of a challenge.
When this proved far too annoying, we tried a range of other projectiles (marbles work well) and did at one point directly throw the cocks at the targets. The Lady has a better aim with her not-actual-penis, but cannot throw for toffee. – SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT MEN CANNOT AIM THEIR ORDINANCE.
After a number of misfires, we found an alternative launch method that worked consistently well – Strapping both claspers together to make a launch platform, stabilising with a foot, and then bending them back to act as a catapult.
SUCCESS!


Needs more power


Ooops..


Also a valid method


Genitalia of mini destruction.

COMMUNITY PROJECT - PHOTOS OF DICKS IN CHRISTMAS HATS, SHOWING OFF THEIR BAUBLES, ETC.
AND... GO!
(We'll be a little disappointed if there's no turkey stuffing). :britain:
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby Kimmo » Sat Dec 21, 2013 6:49 am

first of all.
beautiful Bruce :D

second of all.
awesome :D
very cool that you made it work ^^
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby 11Sharn11 » Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:19 pm

OverlyExcitable wrote: :words:


I will absolutely do this when I get the chance tomorrow, but for now
My god
This entire post has my sides hurting from laughter.

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