Janine the Lab assistant!

[OverlyExcitable]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNWi_ikeIe0

And a Merry Christmas to all!
See you in the New Year.

*Festivities*

[RedVixenFur]

Now I can get to make my idea but I was wondering... does someone now what mat is a Talk Box hose? I don't want to harm my Janine.

[Rin]

Holy hell, this is hysterical!

[Start]

I decided it was time to recreate some experiments to see if the results of my tests fit with the originals. You know, to ensure consistency..
But as you'll see, I had some difficulty with the Nox lamp experiment. First it was a total failure, then with a LOT of help from lab hand Woody we made some progress until finally Nox got the balancing act on his own. Conclusion: more testing required with models other than Nox, or maybe the issue is just silicone firmness.
I did however, discover a new category to be measured: Quantifiable Frustration, which in this case was through the roof (or a solid 10/10) I was ready to pitch Nox out the window. And the lamp shade.

[plutonim239]

Now the pictures in the thread made me lol. Seems like you can use these toys for much, much more than just to relieve yourself!

[Snake]

omg nice pics

[Neokolzia]

omg I can't believe I haven't seen this before this xD.........

The drinking straw deserves more credit!!!

[Sylveon]

Hypothesis: Is taking panorama pictures of bad dragons hilarious?

Result: Yes. Yes it is.

[Kimmo]

Nice xD

[Lunabelle]

Hypothesis: Is taking panorama pictures of bad dragons hilarious?

Yes.png

Result: Yes. Yes it is.

That is fabulous. I saw the pic before I read the text and wondered what that looooong toy was!

[Icestar]

i would post some stuff (fending off a Screaming Death, fending off a Creeper, small and large dragon perch)

but the picture size is too big :<

[Icestar]

got around it! though they are large images, open them in new tabs
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FEND OFF A SCREAMING DEATH

http://dragon-hoard.com/attachments/dsc_0318-jpg.13770/
http://dragon-hoard.com/attachments/dsc_0317-jpg.13769/
http://dragon-hoard.com/attachments/dsc_0323-jpg.13771/

success: 3/5
puerility: 2.5/5
hilarity: 4/5

while they did manage to fend off the dragon, all they did was squirt in its face... that might not mull over well.

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FEND OFF A CREEPER

http://dragon-hoard.com/attachments/dsc_0326-jpg.13773
http://dragon-hoard.com/attachments/dsc_0324-jpg.13772

success: 0/5
puerility: 5/5
hilarity: 5/5
terror: 10/5

RUN YOU IDIOTS!

~~

TINY DRAGON PERCH

http://dragon-hoard.com/attachments/dsc_0327-jpg.13774/

success: 5/5
puerility: 3.5/5
hilarity: 5/5

just...

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LARGE DRAGON PERCH

http://dragon-hoard.com/attachments/dsc_0328-jpg.13775/

success: 0/5
puerility: 4/5
hilarity: 5/5
possible pain: 4/5

i think Crackers got squished. maybe the large will do better...

[Dreadnaught-Dragon]

I really want to try out the straw idea now!

[Orangeslices57]

This thread is all just beautiful

[Oberic]

I decided it was time to recreate some experiments to see if the results of my tests fit with the originals. You know, to ensure consistency..
But as you'll see, I had some difficulty with the Nox lamp experiment. First it was a total failure, then with a LOT of help from lab hand Woody we made some progress until finally Nox got the balancing act on his own. Conclusion: more testing required with models other than Nox, or maybe the issue is just silicone firmness.
I did however, discover a new category to be measured: Quantifiable Frustration, which in this case was through the roof (or a solid 10/10) I was ready to pitch Nox out the window. And the lamp shade.

Woah.. that Nox lamp.. the end half of the shaft is the exact same colors as my Natascha... assuming that was a frankenpour, they may have used the extra silicone from my Natascha to make that.
When did you order it?

[TFox]

None of these images work for me, asks me to create an account to view

[Icestar]

None of these images work for me, asks me to create an account to view

:V

yeah
ill try and fix that... it's a different forum and i suppose even those links count on the site's picture sharing thing from uploads.

[OverlyExcitable]

It's certainly been a while.
In honour of Duka-cola, we bring you the cola+mentos+cumtube challenge!


Put this on in the background, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XNWA_yZvWo
then press play on the Quicktime video just after '2'.
https://videos.toypics.net/view/4828/du ... odastream/
Duka-cola - A rush you can feel!

Now. The more astute amongst you will realise that most of the cola ended up all over the boy.
We cut the audio so you didn't have to listen to him squealing "NOT THE FACE!"
The challenge? Rig up a system that ensures the cola goes out the way it should!
Highest jet achieved wins.. bragging rights we guess? (Can't really promise anything else at this point. *woe*)
Some form of expansile tubing between the bottle and cumtube is probably a good start, to even out the pressure.

And... go!

[Mora]

This is the best thread I've checked out so far, easily! Janine the drinking straw and cola + menthos + cumtube are easily my favorites =3. I wonder if a suitably sized dick with a short tube would make a good drinking straw... Love the idea of getting a bunch of them, stick them in drinks and invite my friends over. If they want a drink they're gona have to suck for it

[threarah]

This is the best thread I've checked out so far, easily! Janine the drinking straw and cola + menthos + cumtube are easily my favorites =3. I wonder if a suitably sized dick with a short tube would make a good drinking straw... Love the idea of getting a bunch of them, stick them in drinks and invite my friends over. If they want a drink they're gona have to suck for it

Oh the little squirts would make for the best, but most expensive drinking straws ever xD