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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby Rin » Sat Sep 21, 2013 3:34 pm

ravingsockmonkey wrote:
Lunabelle wrote:
And I thought the picture of him with the small tentacle was the funniest thing ever. Clearly, I was wrong... :laugh:


The size difference slays me. Part of me also wants to start singing "Circle of Life" whenever I see this.

Cocks are totally part of the circle of life, so it'd be appropriate. :laugh:
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby 11Sharn11 » Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:27 pm

This is absolutely nutty I ADORE IT.
So my gender doesn't match my fursona. Sue me. C:

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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby OverlyExcitable » Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:35 pm

You are all made of win.
:D

...So, by way of apology for the low toy-to-science ratio of our last post, we’ve been hard at work trying to get to grips with science video…

PLUM CRUSH
SeaSalt wrote:chance works great as a baseball bat

Pyre Light wrote:a way to kill a zombie in an apocalypse


Well.. a good while back, we mentioned using Janine as a baseball bat. Since there was so much demand to see her smacking plums around in video form (and we’ve since been mucking around with editing programmes) we thought we’d repeat the experiment with Chance (for the sake of progress). Janine has surface area going for her *Nonono, put down that heavy-looking toy.. we’re not calling you plump dear!* but is rather soft, and thus most of the fruit-related-damage she inflicts is actually due to the accelerated plum impacting against the floor or wall. Chance has rather more impact potential, being as he is, of medium firmness here.

Success – 1/5
Puerility – 4/5
Hilarity – 1/5

Perhaps what we are missing here (other than video quality) is ANY SPORTING ABILITY WHATSOEVER.
We must have swung and missed at least two dozen times.
So.. for more consistency, and to produce at least some useful impact data, we tried again with said plum stationary. It’s not like we could miss a stationary target with a huge floppy penis now is it?..
Fdgfdddffff!!!.. As we’re sure many ladies will attest, those possessing a penis, are indeed capable of missing a stationary target less than a foot away.
Even when we did score a direct hit, the damage was far less impressive than we’d hoped. The plum was very ripe, but the skin stayed intact through a great deal of emotional trauma.

Success – 1/5
Puerility – 3/5
Hilarity – 1/5
Annoyance – 4/5

Overall findings:
1. It is very difficult to accurately control a high-velocity anthro-horse penis
2. We cannot throw for toffee
3. Use of Chance as an anti-zombie device is not recommended. While he may be able to deliver a somewhat disorientating and fairly bruising cockslap (with no noticeable damage to his own person) he lacks the solidity and angular profile required to eliminate the undead. Even the rather well rotted ones. God forbid they should be wearing traffic cones.
Disappointing. =(
(Off topic: we have a distressing desire to see two cumtubed Chances spraying water while someone shouts “DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS!” right now.. damn you pre-Halloween movie night! *shakes fist*)


BAKING SODA VOLCANO
We finished some vanilla pod, and realised the container was suitably test-tube shaped. But how best to use it?..


Success – 2/5
Puerility – 3/5
Hilarity – 1/5
Dear me.. not having so much luck this week! We can’t tell if our baking soda is too old, or our vinegar too weak. Certainly this is no foam party! …but it did raise a rather better hypothesis – “We can make Janine squirt!”


LEMONADE FOUNTAIN

Success – 5/5
Puerility – 5/5
Hilarity – 5/5
Clean-up – CONSIDERABLE

We had seen videos of the Mentos + Fizzy pop experiment before, but never gotten round to trying it.
While Janine does act as an excellent funnel for the resulting Geyser of fluid, it should be noted that the force tends to make her wobble back and forth.
We did not account for this.
Neither did the room.


HALLOWEEN LAB PARTY
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I vont, to suck your..

So.. any of the other BD crew getting dressed up this year?
(This should really be a contest.. =P )


Ps. Before you ask, NO, we will not be strapping fireworks to anything this November. Having said this, should there be any volunteers desperate to join astrobat and the crazy frog in space, surely the scientific community would be very much interested!

EDIT: Embed sorted
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby MistKitty » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:52 am

OverlyExcitable wrote:Perhaps what we are missing here (other than video quality) is ANY SPORTING ABILITY WHATSOEVER.

(Off topic: we have a distressing desire to see two cumtubed Chances spraying water while someone shouts “DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS!” right now.. damn you pre-Halloween movie night! *shakes fist*)

BAKING SODA VOLCANO

LEMONADE FOUNTAIN

We had seen videos of the Mentos + Fizzy pop experiment before, but never gotten round to trying it.
While Janine does act as an excellent funnel for the resulting Geyser of fluid, it should be noted that the force tends to make her wobble back and forth.
We did not account for this.
Neither did the room.


So.. any of the other BD crew getting dressed up this year?
(This should really be a contest.. =P )

This sounds so funny, I need to see this. Grah, link why D:

If I had a tubed Chance, and knew someone with a tubed Chance, I would be so on this.

Vampire Anthro is so cute!! :3
Oh god, I'd love to see a costume contest *ideas*
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby ravingsockmonkey » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:29 pm

.... now I'm going to have to get Halloween garb for Uncle Duke!
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby RomanHyena » Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:08 am

This is so great... I love you guys!! :)
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby OverlyExcitable » Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:03 pm

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Yummy mummy..

We couldn't resist.
(It was that or vagina dentata)
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby Kimmo » Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:40 pm

I'll be sure to try and get my David an outfit as well ^^

I just need to get home first x3
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby searlefm » Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:27 am

Where is the the is bloody hilarious button, this is brilliant *purr*
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby ravingsockmonkey » Sat Oct 19, 2013 1:38 pm

I found another costume that I'm going to go back and get for hilarity sake, but...

Halloween Gentleman Duke.JPG
Two Gents ready for trick or treating!
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby Lunabelle » Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:15 pm

Oh Uncle Duke...fabulous as always! I have a costume for one of my toys...just need time to take the pic!
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby MistKitty » Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:24 pm

ravingsockmonkey wrote:I found another costume that I'm going to go back and get for hilarity sake, but...

Halloween Gentleman Duke.JPG

Inappropriately long mustache on mini-Duke? It's hilarious, because it looks like he can move his 'stache like an arm, and he's reaching out to Uncle Duke as if he just shared something funny.

Great costumes! The mustache on Uncle Duke is like, perfectly shaped.
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby OverlyExcitable » Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:24 am

Uncle Duke is indeed a most dapper gent!
+ 50 internets to ravingsockmonkey!

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Does he shoot from the hip?
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby eloeelwe » Sun Oct 20, 2013 6:33 pm

I suppose I should pick out a costume for Bruiser. What should he be?
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby Lunabelle » Sun Oct 20, 2013 6:42 pm

He's the rootinest, tootinest, shootinest (courtesy of his cumtube) hombre in the West...say "howdy" to Cowpoke Chance!

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Yippee ki-yay, my friends...
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby OverlyExcitable » Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:00 pm

Lunabelle wrote:say "howdy" to Cowpoke Chance!


*Inhales cup of tea by accident and goes into a coughing fit*

I believe he's giving us 'the lazy eye'..
...also can't unsee now -
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And eloeelwe.. That is.. incredibly creepy for some reason..
The expression is making us think of the movie Antz?
:shock:
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby Kimmo » Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:33 am

I love this thread xD
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby MistKitty » Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:45 am

Haha, Luna! That is fantastic :')
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby eloeelwe » Mon Oct 21, 2013 2:08 am

Lets see if you can place this character from another animated feature!
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Re: Janine the Lab assistant!

Postby OverlyExcitable » Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:20 pm

eloeelwe wrote:Lets see if you can place this character from another animated feature!


Sam the Eagle of Muppets fame?

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