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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby ShadowHawk » Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:26 am

I do have a small but somewhat good update. Was able to stash all but one, mom said I could keep one, it was more of the fact that she found four or five in there that was off-putting to her. So I'm just keeping my small David as a decoy in the meantime, I still have no way of supporting myself on my own, but this gives me some more motivation to keep at my job search. The fact that everything's stored in either an opaque box or cloth bag in my closet is making me paranoid, and the shoebox under the bed isn't helping much either.

I'm going to get a smaller cloth baggie to keep this one in though, in case mom decided to frisk through my dresser again. If I can't find one, I may just sew one together.
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby ShadowHawk » Sat Oct 08, 2016 8:17 am

Zaphora wrote:....well there's my 2 cents and what's going on with me :)

I really should rehome some of the ones I don't really use anymore. Already told a couple of friends they have first picks if it ever comes to that. Maybe freeing up some space would make me less paranoid.
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby Ghost_the_Crow » Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:00 am

Zaphora wrote:Thats what I did now I'm down to like 6 or 7 instead of over 45 xD


Good God Zaphora, 45? Where did you got that money from? :bugeyed:
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby katze » Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:17 pm

Ghost_the_Crow wrote:
Zaphora wrote:Thats what I did now I'm down to like 6 or 7 instead of over 45 xD


Good God Zaphora, 45? Where did you got that money from? :bugeyed:


We have people on the forums here who own over 100, and I think a couple who have over 200.
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby Ghost_the_Crow » Sat Oct 08, 2016 10:51 pm

Zaphora wrote:
katze wrote:
Ghost_the_Crow wrote:
Good God Zaphora, 45? Where did you got that money from? :bugeyed:


We have people on the forums here who own over 100, and I think a couple who have over 200.



Well why don't I add everything that I have owned in the past and present xD


Ok yeah, if I wouldn't have to pay oh so fucking much for customs I could get that many too. But I only eyed for a few ones.
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby Nebulae » Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:42 am

Ghost_the_Crow wrote:
Zaphora wrote:
katze wrote:
We have people on the forums here who own over 100, and I think a couple who have over 200.



Well why don't I add everything that I have owned in the past and present xD


Ok yeah, if I wouldn't have to pay oh so fucking much for customs I could get that many too. But I only eyed for a few ones.


Exactly, that's also a problem for me. An additional ~60$ for shipping, additional 19% german VAT and 20$ for the customs makes it quite expensive here... :doh:
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby Alakime » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:13 pm

Reading some of these, I am relieved to have moved out on my own about a year ago. Beforehand I had them on display in my private room on top shelf - the snoopy "mother" ( definitely not mine ) would see them if she went in.
On the other hand I own a house now and rent out the extra rooms - 7 people live with me - 6 of which have seen my full BD collection. The last one has not because he is not down for vanilla porn or anything so I respect that. Any who, all of my roommates ended up loving BD and one has chipped in on an order while others plan to! I love being around people who are just as perverted as myself :dukeretro:

( side note: the one time my mother saw the one I ordered ( one size Fenrir - black ) back when I visited her. She flipped out, not because of the toy she didn't care about that. It was the price that she was pissed about. Basically told me to be responsible with my money :misc6: Oh and then proceeded to tell my Dad, grandparents, Step-parents, and anyone else about this.....I also have another story but I already feel like I have said too much )
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby Alakime » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:44 pm

Zaphora wrote:
Alakime wrote: :words:



Please do share...here's one of mine....my dad found out about them because I had one hiding under a pillow....it was my xl inflated chance....he was astounded...but told me not to hurt myself lol....how funny I'm pretty good most of the time.....waits for another giant horse cock in the mail xD...lol mostly everyone found out because of some other issue....sister stole another sisters vibe to try out and said owner found out and flipped out.she screamed at my mon that i have dargon dildos....but i would have been upset too and that's why my toys are so big....lol hahaha ha :scheming:



That sounds awesome - I didn't think an XL chance would have much of a .... chance ... hiding under a pillow :buddy: Ok ok aside from the bad puns, that sounds like a good backup plan to have toys too large for others to steal/use ( if I am getting that last part right ). I am glad your dad wasn't mad for that on the other hand.


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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby Zch » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:43 am

I sure as hell hope not! I uh... still haven't exactly came out to anyone outside my close friends.. and while I think my mom would understand, I'm scared to death what my fathers reaction would be... even if he did once say he wouldn't think less of me regardless of what I liked :psyduck:

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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby Willow » Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:22 pm

Zaphora wrote:Please do share...here's one of mine....my dad found out about them because I had one hiding under a pillow....it was my xl inflated chance....

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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby BubblesXL » Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:15 pm

No one aside from the wifey knows about my toying. I can't say I'd really be disappointed if anyone else found out, it's just that it's never come up in any sort of conversation. Where someone else (say a friend) be comfortable enough to mention toys and collections I'd probably chime in, but I don't bring those things up in company that I'm not sure would share the same enthusiasm as myself.

So, so far: secret safe. We'll just have to wait and see. :stick:
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby BubblesXL » Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:21 pm

Zaphora wrote:
BubblesXL wrote:No one aside from the wifey knows about my toying. I can't say I'd really be disappointed if anyone else found out, it's just that it's never come up in any sort of conversation. Where someone else (say a friend) be comfortable enough to mention toys and collections I'd probably chime in, but I don't bring those things up in company that I'm not sure would share the same enthusiasm as myself.

So, so far: secret safe. We'll just have to wait and see. :stick:


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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby Rainbow Dasher » Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:35 pm

katze wrote:
Ghost_the_Crow wrote:
Zaphora wrote:Thats what I did now I'm down to like 6 or 7 instead of over 45 xD


Good God Zaphora, 45? Where did you got that money from? :bugeyed:


We have people on the forums here who own over 100, and I think a couple who have over 200.


I know there's one person who was almost 400. I have 120. If I hadn't sold any, I'd have close to 150.
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby Kisa » Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:40 pm

Reading these stories makes me glad that my family stays out of my sex life. The way I see it is my sex life is no one's business unless I chose to share my said sex life with you. The only person who really knows about my sex toys is my husband and that's because we share a sex life together. I have a few close friends that knows I have toys, but they never seen them just because they never expressed interest in seeing them.

The random maintenance men are another story all together. They showed up once to do a few repairs right after I cleaned up my sex toys and laid them out to dry in the upstairs bedroom. I however didn't realize that they would be needing access to my upstairs bathroom however...... my husband and I still laugh about this.
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby BubblesXL » Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:29 pm

Rainbow Dasher wrote:
katze wrote:
Ghost_the_Crow wrote:
Good God Zaphora, 45? Where did you got that money from? :bugeyed:


We have people on the forums here who own over 100, and I think a couple who have over 200.


I know there's one person who was almost 400. I have 120. If I hadn't sold any, I'd have close to 150.


Almost four hundred? That person is clearly eligible for the Dil-A-Day challenge. Mount a different toy each day of the year!
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby Rainbow Dasher » Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:33 pm

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Almost four hundred? That person is clearly eligible for the Dil-A-Day challenge. Mount a different toy each day of the year!


From what I gather, he is more a collector. He buys them, tries them once, cleans them off, and then puts them in a plastic tote in his closet and that's that. At least, from what he's said. I have 120 and just ordered another 2. I don't even use a fraction of what I have anymore. I have about 50 I could part with and not even miss. Just need the energy to make a sales thread.
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby Kumo20 » Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:41 pm

I don't have any toys from BD....yet :stick: . But even if I did my dad, mom and step mom wouldn't give a rats ass because they know I'm into this shit and I'm an adult so....my grandparents aunt's and uncles might give me weird looks. My grandma, aunt and uncle on my dads side might think I'm posessed by the devil or some religious BS lol :widesmile:
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby BubblesXL » Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:43 pm

Rainbow Dasher wrote:
BubblesXL wrote:
Almost four hundred? That person is clearly eligible for the Dil-A-Day challenge. Mount a different toy each day of the year!


From what I gather, he is more a collector. He buys them, tries them once, cleans them off, and then puts them in a plastic tote in his closet and that's that. At least, from what he's said. I have 120 and just ordered another 2. I don't even use a fraction of what I have anymore. I have about 50 I could part with and not even miss. Just need the energy to make a sales thread.


I can imagine. I'm already getting the feeling I can sympathize at two! It's like weight training. I'm not going to pick up the 40s now that I'm doing 50s. I'll probably do some switching up for variety's sake, but it's like "go big or go home," and, well, I've just sent the little boy packing.
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby HorizonFalls » Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:34 pm

Apart from the questioning every time something got delivered, my family know I have toys but only my brother knows they are based upon mythical creatures...

That said, unless someone has infiltrated my room during my absence in recent months while I've been leaving them out on top of my old computer tower, the closest I've been to being caught is leaving the toy cleaner in the bathroom while my old money Dad was in there. Maybe he saw, maybe he didn't... :eyeroll:
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Re: Have your parents/room mates ever found out?

Postby Sneeze » Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:37 pm

I don't think anyone in my house knows. They definitely have suspicions. And I don't think any of them know about the existence of BD.

However.

Last weekend I decided to clean up all my toys and get some pictures of the whole gang. I checked the house before I started and I was alone! So, of course, as I was cleaning them in the bathroom both my parents and my sister come home. And both my mother and my sister were hanging out in the same room, right across from mine and down the hall where I have all my pervy, fantasy sex toys just lined up and sparkling clean. Oh, and I'm completely naked and my clothes are in my room. :angry:

I'm panicking. I can't take them back to my room one by one, it would take to long and if someone needed to use the bathroom, I'd be discovered. There's too many to carry all at once as well, they'd flip-flop and fall like a Cosmo Kramer routine from Seinfeld. So I'm just standing there, for like thirty minutes, buck naked, surrounded by BD, in my bathroom wondering how I can get out of this situation with my dignity intact. Finally, I wrap a towel around my nekkidness, I put one towel down and throw four of my toys in, and rush back to my room and throw it on the bed (I sleep in a bunk bed, you can't see what's inside from the ground). I rush back, throw the rest of them in a towel, and run back in, closing the door and breathing.

The worst part, the absolute worst part is after I did all that cleaning, the rushing to get them back undiscovered got them all linty and, courtesy my cat and the fact I'm part troglodyte, covered in hair. So my collection remains, for now, unpictured yet undiscovered.
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