Where do you keep your toys?

[RainbowNanaki]

I live alone and generally don't have visitors, so my toys just kinda hang out either in the shower or on the shelf next to my bed

[katze]

I live alone and generally don't have visitors, so my toys just kinda hang out either in the shower or on the shelf next to my bed

Gosh, I envy you.

My goal is to one day have just a closet area to display all my toys and other lewd accessories.

[Kunan]

Well, some (mostly non Silicone ones) are under my Bed in Amazon Boxes and the other ones are in a Big Aluminium Box with locks in the middle of my Room and noone has asked whats inside since 1 year or so...

I know they want to ask but they always get stupid answers like Computer Stuff

[Splicer-Gene27]

Right now my good toys are kinda just...stored in a duffle bag under my dorm room bed...and a couple are wrapped and thrown in some cloth drawers me and my roommate/friend have (yeah we help each other out despite not dating lol) but once we get back to the dorms after Winter break we are going to do a major toy clean and overhaul of the storage and move them all to a trunk lined with a sheet or towel lol. I will be sure to take a picture once we do it

[JackalJames]

I keep mine in little cotton drawstring bags inside a duffel bag tucked in a corner of my closet. I share a room with my 14 year old sister and live with my mom so I have to be discreet. Luckily no one is nosy and my mom has no interest in wanting to know anything about that part of my life (and vice versa, we have an agreement)

[DaedraQueen]

My husband came home with this pretty woven box with a lid that was only $15 down from $50 in hobby lobby, he did go over for pins haha!

I used to keep all my BD's in my vanity drawers, my bomdage stuff in a large amazon box and the other stuff in other amazon boxes, but now theres harmony everything fits in this big ass box which is perfect and irs so pretty♡

all my fettishwear/harnesses ect stay in the walk in waredrobe amomg the normal stuff because its funny to say have a look around and watchimg them figure out what they are holding!

[Starrystrawberry]

I live with my parents so I have mine in a decorative box that blends in with the rest of my stuff ^^; The box is from Daiso and I used to use it for makeup. The good part is I can just put it on top of my dresser in my closet and my parents don't question it!

[Tallon]

I have a big trunk in my basement that is key-secured *and* padlocked. My in-laws, who live with my spouse and I, believe it is my way of safeguarding our 8-year-old son from my very graphic books, including a special edition of Alan Moore's "Lost Girls." What they don't know is that it contains nearly a dozen dongs, too. And our cheesy porn movies.

[LittleZeroThatCould]

Three guesses where I hide my stuff. Go ahead and take your time. It might be a little tricky, so I'll wait.

[TJ_Vinny]

My current container is just a hiking boot box under my bed.
Just an 11"x 5.5"x 14" box stuffed to the brim with toys and lube.

Exhibit A: The box

Exhibit B: The box, opened.

Excuse the camera quality, my phone doesn't like taking pictures in rooms that are very blue.

I currently have 6 toys in there and it weighs a lot! Not sure how heavy but I'm surprised the box is holding.
This box fits well under my bed, which has a 7" clearing. With imminent expansion of toys, I'll definitely need a bigger box.
Although my folks aren't nosy at all, I do feel that a big plastic slidey bin will be noticed a lot sooner. I have multiple shoe boxes under my bed, but those are actually full of computer parts and that'll be my excuse for my current box.

Any suggestions for a new box/container? I'm open to anything with or without a lock and of course, not too expensive.

[Lipton]

I have a nightstand and a sideboard only for Toys in my bedroom

[LittleZeroThatCould]

I'm about ready to get another guitar case, and just stuff everything in there. I mean, it worked for my game consoles. Why WOULDN'T it work for my Bad Dragon hoard?

[Sorbet]

Right beside the alcohol, and bed. Notice the inconspicous bottle of cumlube next to the whisky.

[KnotyDes]

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you need a plush carrot for Ryo-Ohki

[notmyusualnickname]

I use a drawer under my bed...

Secret dick drawer

... which would do a good job of hiding my hobby if I didn't proudly display my trophy dick on the shelf above.

Trophy dick and anal sculpture

Then again this is my bedroom, so not the most public place to begin with, and my close friends are in the know anyhow.

[LittleZeroThatCould]

you need a plush carrot for Ryo-Ohki

Actually, it's Fuku from GXP. Still, a plush carrot wouldn't go amiss... I might look into getting one; maybe getting a little velcro for it as well.

[DaedraQueen]

I use a drawer under my bed...

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... which would do a good job of hiding my hobby if I didn't proudly display my trophy dick on the shelf above.

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Then again this is my bedroom, so not the most public place to begin with, and my close friends are in the know anyhow.

I am so so jealous of your bruce!

[jimmynewcakes]

I'm basically swimming in military surplus gear. I've got combat vests, medical bags, assault packs, rucksacks...it's all over and only I really know what has what in it. As such, I happen to have an extra radio bag (relatively big bag...about 20x10x4) muddled amongst all of this equipment that's jammed full of dongs, lube, and other accessories that get qualified as "the weird stuff." As for the boring things every sexually active young adult should have, I have a drawer at my desk that I call my "protection drawer"-it has a liberal supply of condoms, a SOG Fasthawk, and whatever my carry handgun of choice is for that week. My housemates are pretty well aware of this drawer and nobody bats an eye at it, and I'm quite glad they have no clue about my "camouflaged" bag (camouflage is relative...if it blends in with its surroundings, it's camo!).

[KungisGalo]

make sure that choppy boy doesn't leave any slices in your condoms!

[LittleZeroThatCould]

Wow, some of your collections... definitely making me jealous... and making my insides feel empty and longing lol.

I've been putting about fifty to a hundred dollars away into a PayPal account every month. (Hooked up with a guy who came to one of my shows last year, and he set it up for me because I don't know much about all that stuff.) Anyway, if you want to build your collection up, just set aside some cash every month with a toy goal in mind. On average, it only takes me two to three months to save up. If your budget is a little bit tighter than mine (can't be TOO much tighter, considering I make below the national poverty line), then you can save less money over a longer period of time. Just make sure you can justify ten bucks a month; five when loading the account, and five every month for having the account open.