MY SHORT STORY: So recently, I had ordered Stan XL, the largest and widest toy available on BD. I got it in Medium Firmness. When it arrived, I thought with my experience it was useable, but quickly realized that is was seemingly impossible to fit anally.
Disappointed, I attempted to return it, but ended up keeping it and getting a small discount deposit and took that and used it to then by the 2nd largest and longest toy, Sleipnir XL. When I got his one, however, I was quick to find it was also very hard. After adjusting a bit, I managed to get it to fit, and enjoy it greatly. I went back and decided to try Stan XL again and this time was able to easily fit it too.
In short, today, I bring a tutorial and EXACTLY the #1 best way to use these very wide toys, along with important disclaimers on what to do and what NOT to do. So lets begin:
STAN XL *ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR BEGINNERS, PROS ONLY*:
- When using Stan, assume a position where you are sitting your butt on your feet, soles facing upward.
- Take the toy, and place it curving forward behind you, and then *IMPORTANT* turn it 15-30° to the left if right handed or to the left if left handed, and place your respective foot behind the curve. *Reverse all directions if lefty*
- Take the tip and place it on your anus, and push it in with your left hand, bearing down to help it slide in.
- Once the tip is mostly in, while continuing to bear down, slide your pointing and thump fingers on the two back corners of the head, and push it in firmly, and begin to also sit down on it just as well.
- *Due to Stan's unusual tight curve in the middle, it likes to bend very easily, even at medium firmness. To prevent this, besides placing your foot behind the shaft, also use your right hand to hold it straight while pushing down on it.*
- As it slides in, use your right hand to push the front of the tip in while using your left-hands two fingers to push the back in until it slides in entirely.
- **Be prepared if you are inexperienced or unstretched in XL toys, because if you aren't, you will likely feel a VERY sharp pain of muscle straining due to the very large heads. If this happens, gently pull out very slowly, or calmly bear the pain and wait till it subsides.**
- If you have it in...enjoy. Give yourself a reward for being one of the few to ever do this toy...because yes, it IS possible!!
NOTES: If you struggle to fit these toys, use
cumlube only. It is very sticky, slippery and lasts much longer than 
clear lube.SLEIPNIR XL *ALSO FOR PROS ONLY!*:
- Repeat Step 1-3 as the same above...BUT on Step #1, but on leg out and the other sit on it.
-Once the toy is on your anus, push the front tip in first, and then repeat and use your thumb and forefinger and push it in, while bearing down and sitting on it.
-Once the head is entirely in, keep sitting on it, using your right hand to keep the shaft straight and upright, along with your foot behind the toy.
- Once it pops in, continue going deeper as you see fit, but avoid recklessly jumping on it, as you can easily cause a perforation if done wrong.
-Once again, enjoy the pleasure!
Disclamers:
Using these toys continuously over and over again with few to no breaks in between can have PERMANENT consequences. Fissures and tears are very likely if you aren't prepared or experienced. These toys can also cause severe stretching and loosening of the anus, sometimes becoming irreversible without medical operations...EXPENSIVE operations. And due to how long they are, never jump violently on them, as they can easily perforate your colon. If you ever overstretch or tear, let alone use these toys often, ALWAYS take breaks, at least 1-3 days or more, depending on how bad it is.
This is the best advice I can give you in my 10 years as a extreme size queen. I am not responsible if you hurt yourself using these, they aren't for amateurs, they are for professionals only. If you can't handle it, the large and medium sizes are more enough. Other than that...
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SIZE KINGS/QUEENS!! Cheers!
i have a XL Sleipnir in med and i dont really have problems taking it after getting warmed up. the suction cup also helps alot with insertion but i will take your words to heart for my upcoming trials 
That right boy, girls and all u gender fluid people out there whenever u take a Stan he punches u right in the gut and its amazing 
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