The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!

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The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!

Postby DelilahdaDirtyDork » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:39 am

Like Omg u gais. I LOVE my new slug toys they just released! I'm so glad BD sent me a pre-release box for me to review for all of you! I had a lot of wet sticky fun with it, even without lube all three did have natural slimy feel to them. 50 bucks is expensive yes but the quality is worth it as always. The 2 small ones I wouldn't recommend anal due to size but oh man the big one is great for vaginal use. The way it just squirms in there it almost feels real. I really recommend using all 3 at once that will really shake things up for you. And for you dick havers putting the two on either side to jerk of with is intense.

I like color choices I got a small lavender one, a small blue & white camo, and a big neon green and yellow one. But they come in a lot of colors so u'll have no problem picking out 3 of your favorites. I personally think they are adorable with their cute little eyes staring up right at you. When not in use they'll gonna decorate my desk where my laptop is. I can't help but pet their little eyes sometimes, I just did it while typing this up.

If you haven't got your set of Slugs yet: GET 'EM! You will NOT be disappointed!

10/10 stars! :stick:
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Re: The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!

Postby Lipton » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:42 am

Nice try
Toys I want to buy:
- Elypse Art: Neo & Vixen
- BD April Fool Toys: Red Rocket & Fire Hydrant

I'm located in Germany, feel free to send me a message if you're selling one of these.
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Re: The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!

Postby Amaranthe » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:48 am

Given the general feelings right now, nope. Sorry. Nice try, bad joke.
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Re: The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!

Postby DelilahdaDirtyDork » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:54 am

Oh come on! ugh fine...I'll get the mods to delete this. >.<
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Re: The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!

Postby Phelvia » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:11 am

Not amused :eyeroll:
Don't even wanna ask how you know "it feels almost real"
(yes I know it's a joke guys)
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Re: The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!

Postby DelilahdaDirtyDork » Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:18 am

Phelvia wrote:Not amused :eyeroll:
Don't even wanna ask how you know "it feels almost real"
(yes I know it's a joke guys)


Well... there was one time at band camp on a dare...it's a long story involving dairy queen, a tuning fork, handcuffs, and a bath tube full lemon yogurt. No charges were pressed and We got the lama back to the zoo before midnight.

http://tinyurl.com/z4332eh
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Re: The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!

Postby Phelvia » Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:32 am

DelilahdaDirtyDork wrote:
Phelvia wrote:Not amused :eyeroll:
Don't even wanna ask how you know "it feels almost real"
(yes I know it's a joke guys)


Well... there was one time at band camp on a dare...it's a long story involving dairy queen, a tuning fork, handcuffs, and a bath tube full lemon yogurt. No charges were pressed and We got the lama back to the zoo before midnight.

http://tinyurl.com/z4332eh


Touche my friend. Wellp, you earned a cookie from me for the laugh :blush:
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Re: The new Slug! I luv it you should 2!

Postby The Winter Fire » Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:21 am

The slugs are the best Bad Dragon toy ever made. Who needs Nox or Chance when you got fucking slugs!! Bad Dragon should get rid of all their toys and make nothing but slugs from now on!
420/10 best toy must buy
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