Ok then, so here's the story...

After being embarrassed at Spencer's, I drove across town for the purpose of buying what probably would have been a better vibe (one that was made of silicone).
Well, sadly they didn't have it. I settled for a California Exotics's "Sophomore Bunny" because I didn't want to leave empty handed. The person working in there claimed it was silicone, but I should have listened to my instinct: "Isn't it kinda clear for silicone?"

my lower body kept feeling ill and achy after I'd use it, and not in the good way

(My BD is bigger and with a knot so it wasn't a size issue.)
The thing was just crap, and I
knew I should have just put that money towards more BD stuff!

The "bunny" part only had two speeds: "underwhelming" and "I can't tell the difference."

The shaft just spun either clockwise or counterclockwise.

The "non-jamming" beads part in the shaft couldn't even be felt. Yeah, non-jamming alright, then why did it stop spinning (for good) when I squeezed my kegals?

Upon bringing it home, I noticed there was a hole where the shaft attached to the battery compartment, when this thing is supposed to be "waterproof." The hole kept growing... I can almost pull the outer part of the shaft off now, this thing is just in pieces!
... Well, now what? I started saving up yard-work allowance (didn't have a job because college comes first), and stalked the Adoptions page. Eventually I came across a medium/5 Austin in "
Onyx Black" and with a cumtube! I know, I know, he doesn't seem too special, but he was price at $60 because he was considered a flop for a speck that I can only find when I wash it (can't even see it!). I'm so happy I got him, and am planning on buying more!
The only downside is the fact that shipping adds about $13 for me, but other than that I'm happy... Will definitely be getting stuff on BD again, I just can't decide on colors for my next toy!
Nova in
4th Kind, or wait for
Opals to come back around in October? Ugh, so many pretty colors!
Anyway, thanks for reading my post! 